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Laura: Who is this Devil kid?

2010-03-30T20:24:00.000-07:00

I just got back from one of Vella's flamin' adventures. Her parents, along with her older brother, and sister went off to look another brother.. that family really needs to stop having kids... anyway they went to another dimension, and all have been missing since Christmas.

Chatterbox is doin' this to distract herself from the fact that some O' her family members could be dead, while her twin is "King o the saiyans " That won't end well.

Chatterbox had us lookin' for flamin' leprechauns. So we were trekkin' all over Ireland. When I finally say " Chatterbox I don't believe in leprechauns."

Wouldn't you know it one of the blasted creatures jumped outta no where, " maybe I don't believe in Talkin' Wolverine clones lassie who gallivant all around the Emerald Isle wit' a talkin' space monkey girl no less."

I stare. at the thing for a few minutes that feel like forever, when Vella shouts " get him!" with my hunting expertise, and her powers we were able to catch the thing.

" " You can never have me pot O' gold!" he shouts from a little green cage.

" I don't want that, do you have any Lucky Charms cereal though I'm pretty hungry." Vella grins as I roll my eyes.

Please don't kill me!" The little thing pleads.

" Kill you? I just want to take a picture with that's all."

So we spent days searchin' around the cold wet country to get this.

That stupid thing couldn't keep it's hands to itself either. It's just lucky it was fast enough to get away from my claws.

I finally get home, avoid some O' the other X-men. I go Into my bedroom, and find Thaddeus Thawne in there.

"Thad You're no Randy Orton stop doin' his pose." I Shake my head " I told you I'm not ready..."

" This isn't about sex Mademoiselle I the great Inertia have gotten you croissants from France, Swiss Cheese from Switzerland, and the finest Swiss chocolates. hell I even got some Cuban Cigars in case your old man shows up, if that don't work I have German beer, and whatever other delicacies my little dream clone desires is just a few seconds a way."

He whisked me to a somewhere on he mansion grounds that was a quiet little field. It was like a few seconds from my room to this place that was a normal 30 minute walk maybe datin' a speedster has it's benefits.

Especially when he acquired a pizza in thirty seconds. " heh I even had time to mess with that slowpoke Quicksilver." He grins.

Besides leaving every once in a while to torture Quicksilver with the fact that he's faster than him. Thad this was actually much nicer by the fact that Logan isn't around I wonder where he probably gettin' in a fight some where.

meanwhile...

The date was goin' well I was about to kiss Thad when this creature flew outta the sky, and screams " Laura! This is why you haven't called me? You dumped for the Bart Allen ripoff?"

" I'd be quiet if I were were you son of Vampirella!" Inertia smirks. " Not tuck tail and run before I get a little mad."

" I don't know what a Vampriella is," The devil boy explains. " The name is Eddie Bloomberg. Not that you don't know you, and your Titans East terrorists attacked me, and the other Teen Titans a while back I don't care if you're a member of Legacy or not you're still evil, and you trying to steal my girl proves it!"

" Ha ! A boy who sold his soul for super powers is calling me evil? Okay there Mister Pot this kettle is going to take you down at mach five." He cracks his knuckles " I may have made peace with my brother Bart but I still enjoy busting Teen Titan skulls."

I feel weird about fightin' another superhero, and this is familiar although I never dated him. I pop my claws and get ready to fight. " Ya ruined my date!" I growl.

" Laura" ... The devil whines,

" Let's go to throw down city bub!" I don't know what that means but maybe I shouldn't say things that dad says, but it seemed appropriate.

TBC In Legacy blog .

One good thing about the disney owning us

2009-11-17T20:41:00.000-08:00

I can't beleive I'm sayin' it, but there's an actual good thing with the talkin' mouse thinkin' he owns the place. Yes he returned though after his time with Wade Wilson he's a bit different.

Deadpool has that effect on people. Now what's the actual good thing. Well remember when I said Psylocke, can't wear her revealin' bikini anymore? Now she has to wear this.

Well the good thing is Iceman has to get a real costume now. Ya see Drake has been runnin' around in basically his underwear for I don't know how long.

I didn't sign up with this outfit ta see half naked men all the time. it ain't so bad with the Beast since he's covered in fur, but Bobby well it's a little weird when he's un iced.

That's now a thing of the past he actually has ta wear a real costume now.

I don't care how much Mystique, or Gambit complains, fair's fair. If we guys can't see this.

Then I don't care about yer cryin' of no Bobby Drake paradin' around in his flamin' Underoos.

Stupid talkin' mouse

2009-10-04T21:38:00.000-07:00

Well that was a good one Vegeta pulled on me throwin' me inta the sun I'm gonna have ta think of somethin' to get him back for that one... yeah I know should call it even... but The ol' Caknuckle head just don't play that way.

Any way this talkin’ mouse thing came into the mansion today actin' like it owned the place.

“Ha-ha! You know my company bought Marvel right? Well haha since you X-men have contracts with Marvel we're going to clean up your act!" It gleefully chattered in a high pitched voice.

“First we're going to make Psylocke wear pants!"

Noooo! the only good thing about bein' in the gold team Psylocke leadin' ya get ta be behind her.

That ain't a bad view, certainly makes up for with havin' to work with Quicksilver. Now the one good thing has been taken away from me!

Betts gives me a sly grin “Don’t worry Logan you can see all you want later tonight."

My eyes go wide wait Psylocke is inta me I ain't had no clue my mood goes slightly better.. Until the mouse commands “No dating co workers! Not after all of those Vanessa Hudgins nude pictures. Hahaha!"

This makes me pop my claws, and some blonde fairy pops up and turns 'em inta deformed candy canes.

" Gah! The Flamin’... I'm a gonna ..." Before I get the threat out Chuck tells us all telepathically that his half brother... or is it his step brother? I've heard two versions anyway the Juggernaut was stompin’ through Broadway.

And Chuck was sendin' the Gold Team to take 'im down. We take the X-jet to the scene... Psylocke comes up with the standard plan Night Crawlers distracts him so Gambit, can blind him with his cards, then Iceman , can make him slip up where i can loosen the bolts o on his helmet with my left hand claws that are still Adamantium ,then Rouge, and Beast will pull off the helmet and Betts will finish him off with her psi knife.

Well that was the plan until Mickey Yelled “No! All this violence will just create more violence I demand that you hug him!"

Psylocke Argues with him but he's adamant, and threatens to have us all replaced with the Jonas Brothers, and the kids from High School Musical, so we end up huggin' the Juggernaut turns out he don't take too kindly to that, nor did he really like the bad touch Gambit gave him.

So Juggs smacked us all around stepped on my head, and made off with an armored truck that had about 5 million dollars in it. Damn If the Mouse is goin' to do this with all of us the only Superheroes who are gonna be effective are those DC guys.

I can't stand to have that smug boys cout and his pals have one over on us. I decided to go ,and drown my sorrows at the local pub where I ran inta Molucule Man who owed me a favor I cashed it in and had him turn the peppermint claws back into Adamantium.

As I was about to enjoy my drink, that damned fairy came back.

She turned my beer inta apple juice. The mouse giggles “You have to be a role model! oh, and I had Tink turn all of your nasty cigars into bubblegum!"

Arrrgh! I hate Bubble Gum! At that moment I snapped and calwed Mickey Mouse in the head. He didn't drop he just stood there bleedin'. He started laughin' creepily.
“Ha-ha! I'm powered by friendship, and and happiness your metal claws can't kill me Hahahaha! Now you're going to start acting right or I'll..."

I didn't let him finish his sentence I grabbed him up threw him inna box took it to UPS, and had him sent to Deadpool, hey Wilson thinks like a psychotic cartoon, he might enjoy the Mouse, or find a way to kill him.

Either way I'm takin' up Psylocke on her invitation tonight, and I won't have to deal with that mouse again... I hope.

X-23: Gettin' Dragonballs

2009-09-15T20:11:00.000-07:00

Ever since runnin' into that zombie Inertia, I've been sorta haunted by his ghost ya see I could see him whisperin' into the zombies era as strange as that sounds, then again evrey thin' when you're with the X-men is pretty flamin' strange.

Anyway he's nice to talk to after he gets past all the arrogance an' bluster. That , and he can’t touch me which always annoyed me when ever he I met him before.

He's pretty lucky I didn't claw him to death when he pulled that crap , but now after talkin' and realilizin' we're a lot alike, I wanted to help Vella bring him back which is how I ended up at the Henchman union sneakin' around with miss chatter box.

Ya see in that game show World's Strongest Henchman one of the challenges was to get the Dragon Balls. They apparently can grant almost any wish So here we were tryin' to sneak around while Vella was talkin' away about this , and that I guess with all the ten dollar words she knows she didn't have the time to look up "stealth".

" And when Nekron was defeated I gave the Black Lantern Inertia some of my ki to keep him alive..."

" Wait say that again." I can't help when Vella goes on, and on I tune out. sometimes I really can see why my Old Man doesn't get along with hers.

" I um helped the Black Lantern Inertia stay alive?" She questions.

"Damn it Chatterbox! Ya let a souless Black Lantern live? Those things eat people's hearts! Besides didn't a lot of them come from the dead for real?"

Vella shrugs " Some of them did, not all of them though and it looked Inertia was going to be one of the ones to die again."

" But if ya knew we were goin' for these Dragon Balls. It wouldn't have mattered if he was dead or not we'd be bringin' him back! For someone so smart you can be dumb."

She sighs “It was my fault he died in the first place I didn't want to see it happen again okay?"

I look down. “Yes I can understand that."

“What are you talking like Mister Logan?" She asks finally,

“What like you don't talk like Vegeta sometimes?"

“Bah! I do not!" She growls and gives me a Bulma face.

" Heh it's a good thing she's cute Inertia’s ghost quips. I grin. I think Batgirl's cuter myself." I smirk. Leaving a confused look on both their faces. Vella because she can't See or hear thad, And tad's at my comment. " thouh I wouldn't kick outta bed either..." I keep grinnin'

" Who are you talking to Laura? " Vella asks.

Before I can answer a bunch O' henchmen surround us yup all this jawin' attracted just like I thought it would. Some freak called the Gibbon attacked me.

he reminds me of a flamin' sesame Street character, I hated that show. I maul the freak, and barely dodge the Rhino who's flyin' past my head. Ya know I forget just how strong the Chatterbox really is I’d better keep on her good side. I don't wanna get ripped apart like her dad did to mine.

All the strong henchmen gang up on Vella I could feel pretty bad, escept well I get to take out a few and somehow Tombstone got captured by By a green teddy bear construct from Vella's ring it was ticklin' him for cripes sake.

“Tell me where the Dragon Balls are and the tickling stops." She says as she round house kicks some big guy called the ox.

" We used one wish, and sold the next one Hahahaha! We don't know where they are Hahahaa!" Tombstone admits. Too bad he wasn't lyin' either.

“Now what?" I ask the blue haired girl.

“Close your eyes SOLAR FLARE!" For a second she glowed brightly blinding' all the Henchmen, and grabbin' me we flew out of the building too bad I wanted to fight that Henchman guy my dad used to fight. ah well.

She takes something out of her pocket that looks like one of those old timey watches. As soon as she pushes a button it makes this pingin' sound. “The Dragonballs are about a hundred miles from her it won't be long now."

" If ya had that thing why didn't ya use it to find them in the first flamin' place instead O' fightin' with the Henchmen?" I growl.

“I thought I knew where they were!" she protests.

I just sigh . I see this ...thing in the skies over us.

“Uh oh Shenron's been summoned!" Vella gasps.

Before I can say anyting we're right next to thing. And we see her older brother standin' a few feet from the dragon but the guy has no scent.

“You’re my brother's Doppelganger!" Vella challenges.

“Oh Little sister I'm glad I get to see you one last time before I wipe out my own existence."

" Huh?" She asks Not that it matters he's bad, he's somethin' that can bring unlimited power that's all I need to know. I pop my claws, and attack he blasts me in the chest.

" Shenron! Hear my wish!" He shouts “I wish for you to erase Vampirella's and Mirai's relationship from the time line!"

" What that makes no sense!" Vella yells, and I agree with her.

“It’s the ultimate revenge on Justice! She'll remember the family she had but they won't! They'll see her a psychopath, and a pretender, meanwhile I'll never have existed because Mirai will never be disappointed he will never have a slut daughter! Finally Trunks, will never die in the fight with the Corru, neither will Bra, Vincent. Or Cassandra Cain! You won't have to have your life of exploring, and adventure taken away from you to be Queen of Saiyans Vel. I do this for my family!"

The dragon's boomin' voice yells " Your wish is granted!"

The Evil Mirai Laughs. “This time good has truly won! Bite on it Justice!"

And this wave of energy passes over us.And... Well I can't remember we were here fightin' someone for the Dragonballs but I can't remember who for some reason, All I know is those things are now flyin' off in different directions and somehow i get the feeling it's Vella's fault.

Not that I don't have time to yell at the chatter box Because the Phoniex flys in fron to us."

“What do ya want Grey?" I snort. I 've never liked this woman the way she leads on dad.

“I’m sorry to say your father's dead Laura, I just fished his bones out of the sun."

I don't believe it I cuss Jean out and next thing I know she teleports us to the x-mansion where all that's left is metal bones laying on a bed. My older brother Daken laughin, like this is some kinda comedy.

“Too bad I didn't do this my self ! I don't know whether to kiss Vegeta or kill him!"

I growl at him, and Vella I know it ain't her doing but still her dad killed mine!

“Um He's not dead." She smiles. His ki is strong, and getting stronger.

" Listen to the little bimbo." a way too familiar voice pipes in but it can't be Dad Chopped his head off. I turn around and it is Sabertooth.

" I'll take more that that to kill Logan Just like it'll take more'n my head bein' sliced off to end Ol' Vic." He looms over the Skelton. “Hey Jimmy I know ya can hear me when ya heal I'm gonna pay ya back fer the sword thing. I'm gonna slice up up yer little clone girl, then I'm gonna take out yer Nancy boy son, but not with all these X-men around naw I'm gonna wait tll I can get 'em alone ya can't watch them all the time Jimmy then I'll take ya down and beat on ya just like I used to it's gonna be a nice little reunion."

Then the weird thing happened to of dad's claws on his right hand retracted leavin' the middle one givin' Creed the finger.

Sabertooth laughs and glares at me “Maybe I'll visit that Devil Boy ya used to be sweet on Laura. Haw! Haw!"

What is he talkin' about? Maybe the time his head was off his body damged Creed's brain? I don't know any Devil Boy. Whatever he’s leaves laughin' at what only he finds funny.

Looks like I'm gonna have to be watchin' my back from now on.

Psylocke:Logan, Logan, Logan

2009-07-12T19:42:00.000-07:00

After my little stint with the Exiles, I found Warren, Gambit, and Logan's degenerate Son all in bed together.So Obviously it's been over for me , and Angel for quite some time.

For the past few weeks I've been throwing signals to Wolverine , and he's either being coy, or he's too stupid to acknowledge it. he finally got out of that relationship with Kabuki Woman, and that nut Scarlet Witch, now he's flirting with some red headed alien on Some game show.

Worst yet he used Laura in his challenge. He seems to forget she's not him. I realize she's not in any physical danger she's almost as deadly as Logan himself.

No. What I'm worried about is she might go back to thinking she's not a person, when the only family she has left uses her as bait, and essentially a weapon she'll probably start regressing.

Her friendships with Dick Grayson, Pixie, Dust the saiyan kids, and others have helped her realize she's a person, and I've been trying to reinforce that during missions

That was before she told us all the Laura name... after a while she began imitating me which was kind of cute,

Kind of like the way she tries to imitate Logan's accent. I drove down to the Kirby Center to give Mister " I'm the best there " a piece of my mind. When I there I found a surprise, Guy, Abrams, and Dr. Austin Peters better known as the Henchman, and Captain Koma were contestants.

That explains why Logan didn't think before he acted somewhat he gets more competitive when there's enemies involved in something.

"What cha' doin' here Betts?" Logan smirks.

" I'm here to to tell you how you used that poor girl to lure drunks to you was way out of line Logan!"

" What none O' them touched her besides she can take care O' herself. "

" That's not the point, you were using her like Weapon X used you!" he stated cussing , and carrying on but it didn't take a telepath to figure out he got the point as he stormed off into his room .

Henchman starts off with his annoying "HAW HAW!" laugh. I enter his mind and let him relive his greatest trauma. " I don't care if you're the Prince of all Saiyans you're not going to AAAAH! My arm! My arm!" he screams.

Next I have a stare off with the the red head.

What on Earth is she wearing I grab up Laura by her hand " come dear we're going back to the mansion."

She was mostly quiet on the way back until i tell her. " you know you don't have to do everything Logan says. You didn't let any of those men touch you did you?"

" No. " She states. " I was just trying to help Wolverine."

" While that's good but not the best way to help him you could have helped him by saying no."

Finally she speaks up " Some boy told me I'm not a weapon."

" Well he 's right,weapons don't have feelings it's not that devil boy again is it?" I shared Logan's distrust of that boy, not because of the connection he used to have with Vegeta but because he had a rape power. Or as he called it temptation power whatever he reminded me too much of Mephisto.

" No. It was a walking dead boy. I'm thinking of helping him to not be a weapon either."

You know it it's telling of how my life is that hearing her talk about what I guess is some kind of ghost or zombie isn't the strangest thing I've heard. My life has just gotten way too weird.

I ain't depressed

2009-05-04T21:06:00.000-07:00

Everyone seems ta think I'm flamin' depressed fer some weird reason. Yeah so what if Shi Vanished from the face O' the Earth. And so what if rumors have been going around about the the reason why includin' this one. Meh So what she's better off without the Okl' Caknuckle head in her life muckin'it up.

And now wit' Spring comin' around all the students are actin' like animals and are all kissy kissy. Especially the two half saiyan kids why are they in this school again? They ain't mutants. and they ring Bats here. The two legged vigilante kind that don't belong in this Universe.

Okay enough O' that rant. Chuck lets them stay here not much I can do. Anyway I ain't depressed because I sit in front O' the TV with cans O' pringles. I'm flamin' watchin' the end of the season O' my favorite shows.

So stop tryin' ta cheer me up already especially you Cyclops! He danced around in a pink dress. tryin' ta get me ta laugh. Or at least that's what he says... I think he'd come up with any excuse to dress in drag.

Others try it, and Psylocke is trying it. " Logan you're a bloody Warrior nt a couch potato What will it take to get you up huh?"

" Look Darlin' I ain't depressed leave me the flamin' Hell alone!" I shout.

" Don't lie to a telepath I got an idea I'll let you see my new bikini. In fact maybe I'll let you watch me change into it."

Wait what?

I jump at the chance I must admit this...

Is a whole lot flamin' better that the Summers sexually confused dance. This may wipe that memory outta my head.

The search for Laura Finale.

2009-02-20T21:07:00.000-08:00

Daiken led me to this base in Canada. I'm still thinking the boy is up ta Somethin' but I smell Laura in there. So I keep sight of the goal, and just remember ta keep an eye on Daiken.

We slash our way through a bunch O' security thugs, and Weapon X Robots the usual stuff.Until this kid popped up.

" Ah Daiken here on his quest to take over Weapon X I guess. Now this is a surprise that Wolverine is with him."

" And should I know ya Bub?" I ask. " besides the fact that ya like ta dress up like Wonder Man?"

I pop my claws , and he's on me in seconds tossin' me across thethe Hall. Daiken tries ta slash him, and smashed inta the floor I sneak up behind him while he's beatin' on Daiken , and slash his back.

My claws don't cut through his skin. I get back handed into a cage.
After healin' and my vision Clears I see who the prisoner Dr. Banner. How the Hell did They get him? Don't matter I know what they're gonna do wit' him make him a weapon .

I cut through the bullet proof glass, letting out tranq gas. Banner was confused as hell about being there.

" Wolverine? What am I? " He was interrupted by Wonder Boy

" You get back in your cell now!"

" Who are you? Where am I?" Banner mutters.

Wonder Boy probably does about the stupidest thing you can do when yer around Doc banner he pushes him. " Get back in your cage or I get rough!"

" Please don't make me angry you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Banner retorts.

" I don't like you now!" Wonder Boy Slaps him. And I get outta there I know what happens next an' it ain't pretty.

Daiken laughs " Why Are you running "pop"? he gets his answer in a few minutes when The Hulk Body slams Wonder Boy through the wall next ta him. The Wonder Boy does somethin' Unexpected. he fires some kinda blast outta his eyes. That looks like it it stuns the green giant fer like a second.

" Now Hulk Mad!" He yells punching Wonder Boy through the roof then turning his attention to Daiken. I run inta the next room before the Hulk recognizes me , I mean I don't mind throwin' down with the big green monster, but I gotta get Laura outta here so no time fer me ta have fun.

I track her scent down to the end of the corridor where I hear a huge ruckus I go in there expectin' ta see her bein' brainwashes Claws out but what i see is....

She fought her way out on her own I guess she's a chip off the Ol' Cankucle Head. " She looks me over " Why are you here?"

" Well ta rescue you but it looks like ya don't need it." Well I got ya an X-jet back home but we gotta get outta here before the Hulk levels the place. We cut a hole through walls. To the outside, and just as we leave the area in the X-jet the base collapses like a house O' cards.

I would worry about Daiken but since he's gotta Healin' Factor like mine , and probably some sinister motive I won't.

The search for Laura pt 1

2009-02-03T19:31:00.000-08:00

Like me Laura likes ta go missin; fer a a few days or so. but usually she at least calls. To paraphrase Parker " My trouble sense is tinglin'." I hate West City i hate that flamin' ape king who runs around like a little tin god. But I gotta. Because Laura was last seen around Iron Man - Lite.

Ya know at times like this I kinda wish I was still on the Avengers team with Ironman , and not the one with Bucky Barnes. So he it woulda been better for Stark to deal with his alternate Universe self.

Because As soon As I saw him when I exited the X-jet in and I saw legacy savin' some people I jumped Iron Lad.

" Where's Laura ya tin plated copy?" I shout.

I get pulled off by the Batkid, and the Saiyan boy.

"I could have stopped him my self it's just Wolverine." Iron Lad States.

" Arrogant little jerk!" I growl. " Where is Laura?"

" We haven't seen her since the fight with the vampires a while back Mr. Logan." The Blue haired girl shrugs.

" And ya didn't look fer her? Stupid kids! Show me where this fight was!"
After they take me there they ask if they can help " I think ya've done enough get outta my sight!"

I sniff around though it's been a few days ,there's still some scents left. Last place I catch Laura's there was signs of a struggle wit' somethin' strong real strong.

A familiar voice comes outta nowhere. " Weapon X has her."

" How very convenient that ya flamin' show up ta tell me that Daiken."

He grunts. " You're pretty easy to track must be slipping in your old age father."

" Pull the other one bub." I relax retractin' my claws if Daiken is settin' me up for a trap then walkin' inta it maybe the only way ta save Laura. " Fine Bub tell me what ya know."

" No Father I'm going to show you I know where they are holding my siser, and We're both going or you're not going at all."

"Oh yeah this ain't a trap." I think sarcastically but whatever when it's sprung we'll flamin' see who's trapped.

X-23 Wolverine double post

2008-12-29T20:37:00.000-08:00

X-23

What a cluster!@#%&^ Anthony put me in . He recruited me for this dumb Legacy Team. You had it good in the Outsider Laura, but no you just had to let those puppy dog eyes And the cute groveling Anthony did mess with your common sense.

And Of course immediately it all goes to hell Stark Jr runs into a battle with Vampires with no plan, and the Red Hood gets his stupid self
bitten by some boss vampire.

He attacks me I was about to rip him a new one when Hos little girlfriend Yelps at me to stop, well right before she's taken out by some alien guy with a yellow ring.

In my one second distraction Todd shot me in the face. He apparently hit me with something after that... I don't remember but after my healing factor kicked in I was gonna have one hell of a bezerker rage on Jason Todd until the one member of Anthony's little replacement team that didn't show up , did. Wonder boy.

Where were you?" I yell.

" I was waiting for your little friends to be defeated little weapon. The Project wants you back."

"Project ? Weapon X? You work for them?"

He knocks me out with a punch so fast I can barely register it. My last thought before blackness is " I should have stayed in bed this morning."

Wolverine.

Well I was tagged by Jon the Intergalactic gladiator fer a splotchy story meme. let's see how this goes.

Here's what I would like to do. I want to create a story that branches out in a variety of different, unexpected ways. I don't know how realistic it is, but that's what I'm aiming for. Hopefully, at least one thread of the story can make a decent number of hops before it dies out.If you are one of the carriers of this story virus (i.e. you have been tagged and choose to contribute to it), you will have one responsibility, in addition to contributing your own piece of the story: you will have to tag at least one person that continues your story thread. So, say you tag five people. If four people decide to not participate, it's okay, as long as the fifth one does. And if all five participate, well that's five interesting threads the story spins off into.Not a requirement, but something your readers would appreciate: to help people trace your own particular thread of the narrative, it will be helpful if you include links to the chapters preceding yours. Splotchy

The Apple

The bus was more crowded than usual. It was bitterly cold outside, and I hadn't prepared for it. I noticed that a fair number of the riders were dressed curiously. As I glanced around, I stretched my feet and kicked up against a large, heavy cardboard box laying under the seat in front of me. (Splotchy)

I couldn't believe my eyes. Surrepticiously, I tried to establish, without giving it away, if anyone else had seen what I had. For ten years I had been looking for that box. What looked like an ordinary cardboard box to most contained something most precious. Only by the small golden "P" was I able to identify what I was looking at. (Freida Bee)

How the box got here, or how I happened to be on this bus with it now--these questions were immaterial. I just had to get that box. The bus slowed to a stop, so I steadied myself. Just as I was about to make a grab for the box, however, it moved. Someone else was picking it up to take it away! I had to stop her! (Dguzman)

"Ack!" I expclaimed. "Unhand my box, Madam!" But my woeful cry was to no avail as the woman with my box had already turned her back to me, and was quickly walking down the aisle towards the door. Oh, cruel fate! The woman with my box was escaping! I hastily grabbed my valise and nudged my way past the other passengers to get to the front of the bus. (Zaius)

The woman was already out the door by the time I reached the front of the bus. I aimed for the door myself only to see it close right in front of my face. I turned towards the bus driver and gave him my best sheepish, innocent looking shrug. He replied with an impatient grunt but pulled the lever anyway and I was out the door in a flash.

“Excuse me ma’am,” I said as I grabbed the woman by her shoulder. “I’m sorry but I believe that you have my box there.”

“Your what?” she replied in a shocked gasp. “No, this is my box. See, it has this P on it, that stands for Persephone. That’s me.”

“I really must insist,” I insisted. “If you would just open the box and look inside, I’m sure that the contents will show you that it’s mine.”

“I’ll do no such thing. You’ve got a lot of nerve, mister.”

Just then, I looked up as the bus began to pull out into traffic. There, looking out of the back window was a small boy armed with an impish grin and proudly holding a cardboard box with a golden “P” on the side.
( Jon IG)

" Stop the bus !" I yell.

The bus driver rolls his eyes and says "sit down sir."

The old lady with had argued with a while ago stands up " he tried to steal my box!"

When I tried to explain myself two big guys walk up to me " You like accosting old ladies do you?"

" Look bub ya really don't wanna do this. " i growl at the first one he punches my jaw and breaks his hand. " Told ya." I shrug.

" What are you made of?" he asks holding his hand.

" Adamantium." I tell him as I pull open the bus doors.

I charge towards the kid with my box "Okay boy what's this about?"

His eyes glow red. " The fly comes into the spider's web."

" So you're some relative O' Parker's ?" I ask.

" Who? No what I mean I'm a mutant and I'm going to kill you now Wolverine!

So some mutant who no one's heard of wants ta kill me it must be Tuesday.

I'm not gonna tag anyone if ya want to go ahead with the story go ahead. Why hasn't Laura come home yet?

I don't get it

2008-12-17T23:10:00.000-08:00

Well it's X-mas time again, and fer a flamin' loner I sure got a lot O' people to buy for. My Son Daken who just recently reconciled wit' me. My daughter Laura, Jubilee, Kitty, a bunch O' other X-people who else?

Ok yeah Ana... Speakin' of her she's really pissed off at this years X-mas Card. I don't get it what's wrong with this?

Oh well we'll get it sorted out I guess , or maybe not. Either way Merry X-mas!

What?

2008-11-10T19:22:00.000-08:00

Hey I ain't angry anymore. I'm back wit' Ana. So everything is good so I ain't dangerous to be around no more so stop actin' like yer walkin' on eggshells when yer around me....

What the Flamin'? Look I gotta take care O' somethin'. Be back in a second.

What? Everyone knows ya don't mess wit' my breakfast! 'Sides Chuck's fine. It's just a flesh wound. Any way I'll say it again. I ain't dangerous to be around that's just silly.

Raaah!

2008-10-12T16:56:00.000-07:00

ly found Vegeta's weakness. Too bad I can't flamin' exploit it. There some things ya just don't do like bring someone’s wife inta a rivalry. I mean I could just grab the mean blue haired woman get Veg off his game then Snikt! Game over.

Speakin' O' game over that's exactly what happened. He got us booted out O' The Amazin' Mutant Race.

"Ya stupid Flamin' alien freak! Yer damn libido lost us the race!" I yell at the smirkin' idiot.

“You’re just mad that I got some Rodent... as for the race it's only a game. We'll win the next one." He laughs.

"That's yer problem bub! Ya ain't in it ta win it!" I admonish "ya just smirk and laugh at the puny humans but ya don't try yer best ya keep holdin' back..."

"It's a game" he growls. “For some of us there are more important things in life. I was only in it for amusement. I had that you whiney little baby."

I get in his face."Yer***** whipped."

“What is that supposed to mean?" he asks.

“You mister King of all Saiyans , you wit' all your flamin' powers out the yin yang... you get on your knees for some woman."

“Now it's beginning to make sense why you're not with anyone" He jokes

“Not what I meant!" I holler. “Look bub twice now I lost the race because O' you. If ya wanna be in next time count me out Ya pathetic ***** whipped bastard."

“Bah! Get over yourself you sore loser. If your whole life is about a game then you have problems." He laughs.

“At least I didn't send my gay devil grandson ta hit on yer daughter."

He shakes his head. “Nice try I wasn't too happy about your clone freak daughter, and my grandson but you know what turns out she was just an easy little skank that HS threw away when he realized he was too good for her. Whatever animal maybe you'll grow up some day."

I try to slash his face, and he grabs my claws, and tosses me through a wall. "Tch! Loser." He shakes his head, and flies off.

Damn it. If we only took the Hell challenge like I wanted... ferget it... i got time on my hands now I guess I won't call Wanda since last time I saw her she was havin' a three way wit' Wonder Man , and the Vision.

Heh, a mutant witch, an android, and an energy based zombie...add a bar in there, and there's a joke. Oh well guess I'll just call Ana. After I find Simon that is.

X-23: I didn't kill West!

2008-09-29T06:07:00.000-07:00

At Ice Station Zero Chuck keeps annoying me.

"Laura tell me what happened one more time."

"What flaming difference will it make Chuck?" I glare.

He rubs his temples. “Logan being a young woman's role model... Well at least she isn't aping his accent anymore. Laura please indulge me."

“Sigh. Fine." I roll my eyes." We were at the hovercraft he was staring at my chest I pop my claws next I thing I know. I wake up in the snow the craft was damaged beyond repair, and Rosen was nowhere to be seen maybe his people beamed him back to his planet of origin."

"That's not funny Laura." Chuck gripes.

"We'll just have to disagree there bub."

“Well he did sign the release so we won't be held responsible unless you killed him... you didn't did you?"

“For the last time no!" I growl.

“Very good you'll be flown home now."

It didn't help that Elixir was the pilot on the way home, who let him fly a Blackbird by the way? He kept asking over, and over again “did you kill him? Did you kill him?"

I was so glad to lock myself in my room at the mansion, and not have to listen to the flaming questions anymore. I was finally starting to relax when Dust asks ' Did you kill him?" GRRRRR.

My Amr pov

2008-09-16T20:56:00.001-07:00

Ya know I love the Amazing Mutant Race. but this year once again, I am placed wit' Vegeta. And People think I'm psychotic? This guy is nuts.

So far he's used me as Wendigo bait.

His stupid yellin' made a whole pack O'em shows up. But does he have ta worry about it? Noooooo! He's a flamin' alien. They don't wanna eat him. Me on the other hand...

Worse than that when we finally catch a Wendigo he throws away a perfectly good moose that I killed ta eat. Ya know Veg head ain't the only problem. My daughter Laura is teamed wit' some weird kid who keeps droolin' over her.

Not that I like the Mini- Iron Man she's been datin' but c'mon he's another version O' Tony Stark, he'll move on when he sees the next pretty face. Ya know I ain't sure which one's girlier West or Vegeta's devil grand kid...

Oh yeah no contest...HS wins the girlie prize. Nay way now we got some network exec bothering us... " It's one thing you two destroyed the SUV , and the Android camera man we gave you... when the two of you get together you become even more destructive than normal that's why a human camera man wouldn't work with you, but did you have to burn down the forest and kill this Wendigo?"

"That Wendigo ain't dead bub." I explain.

“The two of you slammed a giant hole through its chest... you were told to incapacitate it not kill it!" He shows us the footage.

“Ya can't kill the damned things. The curse don't let ya go that easy. It'll regenerate soon enough."

He starts pokin' the body still chained on top of the SUV with a stick. “I wouldn't do that if I were you bub."

“There’s nothing to worry about..."

He's interrupted by the sound of "WEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDIIIIIGGGGGGGOOOOOO!!!!!"

The beast starts thrashin' around tearing up the SUV a little more.

“Okay! Okay! It's alive take it to the cage please!" The exec shouts.

Me, and the damned Saiyan drag the chained up cursed creature now all I can do is wait fer the judgment.

Round 2.

2008-07-12T20:12:00.000-07:00

Continued from here.

Ya know this stuff really grinds my gears. Lady Death used the two halves O' Ana’s heart to bring two aspects O' her personality ta fight each other, Ana and Shi.

“Course The Samurai beat the Holy Hell Outta the art dealer."

“So faceless ya got any ideas?" I growl at Question.

“I only have questions not answers."

“Yer flamin' useful bub." I snort." Wait a second; did ya see the other Ana use any Qi moves?"

Ana Holds my hand, “Just go leave me here Logan! Save yourself!"

Question interrupts. “My studies suggest that one must be spiritually strong to use qi, I doubt a soul that is in servitude could do that."

“How do ya explain Vegeta, that boy ain't spiritually strong." I contradict.

“He’s not human either." The Question uh... answers.

“Darlin’ can ya use yer energy?" I Ask

Lady Death demands. “Can we get this over with? Are you lovebirds gonna to chat all day?"

Ana looks up. “I’ll try."

Shi, and Ana walk into the middle of the ring, Shi charges, and Ana Puts up her hands her an invisible energy wave knocks Shi into the wall. “Yeah that’s the way Darlin'!"

Question shakes his head as Lady Death uses a time out. “That’ll only work once Logan. Shi will know it's coming next time."

"Damn it." I mutter.

“You think you're clever Runt." Lady Death smiles. “Even if you somehow win you'll lose Round 3 fight!"

What the flamin does she mean by that?

X-23 Wolverine Double post.

2008-07-03T20:22:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I listened to Vincent. When that saiyan boy said he was gonna set me up with someone he knew I thought maybe that hot Stark boy. Or maybe his really good looking older brother no instead I get flaming Inertia.

It's like sitting in a room with an octopus that gropes you at super speed. I will have my revenge Vince, and after I taught you how to dance. Hmm he could have been dumb enough to believe this was a good idea.

I was sittin' in Legacy's little HQ when grabby goes of to race that Young Avengers speedster I'm glad he's gone. I see Anthony Stark walk by. I get some nasty little thoughts there when I smell the youngest bat kid, well unless ya count that weird Damian child.

“Hey Cass. Ya like skulking around?"

“You... like him." She giggles.

“Yeah so? He's datin' a killer robot."

She shrugs " So what? I... haven't seen Sky in some time. Besides she was ... um wrong for him. You have to... um tried to get what you want... or you'll be sad. I had to keep fighting for Vince... and ... if someone else comes after him again... I'll fight them too, maybe you should try that? Or at least say 'hello'."

She walks off doin' whatever it is she does, but ya know she's got a point. I did nothing to get Hellion; I let HS go without a fight. Ya know Stark may not be worth a fight but I can at least introduce myself, and find out.

Wolverine

continued from here and here.

I was seein' One O' my fantasies in livin' color right in front O' me. Ana was doin' the nasty with Lady Death. They were invitin' me but I was havin' a problem I dunno she had no mind O' her own.

Somethin' outta the corner O' my eye catches my attention. The faceless kook the Question. He holds up a hastily scrawled note saying “Don’t do it!" Yeah I guessed that, bub.

“There’s no way I'm forcin' Ana to do somethin' against her will sicko! Get ready to go to Throwdown City ya bitch!" I popped my claws.

Everything blurred around us and we where in some kinda arena oh hell now what?

Back on Earth.

2008-06-01T17:05:00.000-07:00

Chuck's safe now. so I'm Goin' Back ta Earth. Ya see, I saw I saw Ana's ghost.

Since we ain't doin' anything but sittin' around I decided to get an escape pod and take it back ta Earth. I didn't tell Wanda or nobody, especially since Wanda would have a jealous rage, and I'd spend the rest O' the day as a dog or somethin'.

Me I ain't really gotta a lot of experience wit' the whole supernatural, and just plain weird. Though every once in a while it seems this kinda stuff finds me. Nah what I need is someone crazy enough to believe all O' this crap.

An' that faceless weirdo the Question is about as crazy as ya get. Last time I heard he was in Gotham, don't know if that's still true or not. But I gotta an idea about how ta see if he's there.

After landin' outside O' Gotham I ditch the X-threads an' put on normal clothes. I'd rather not run inta the Big Black Bat this time around. Fer a second I thought I saw'im but it was some weirdo.

He put on a skull mask over his other mask,

What's he supposed ta be? Skull faced red slash guy? Maybe it’s the Punisher in a goofy new outfit. Most likely though it's one O' Bats' weirdo rouge's gallery. I ignore it an' rent a bike.

After sneakin' through the Gotham Police Dept. I change the Bat signal inta somethin' that'll attract the one I'm lookin' for.

I sit waitin' fer a flamin' half hour I finally just accept he ain't showin' up. I throw my cigar away and notice that the smoke around here is way to much fer a stogie.

“What the Flamin?" I exclaim.

“Good Question." A voice announces from the smoke. “Now I have a Question for you you’ve seen Shi haven't you?"

"Yeah now what's the next move?" I query.

“That is the Question." I roll my eyes this may have been a bad idea.

finally some action.

2008-05-22T18:31:00.002-07:00

Wanda teleported we to of all things a Shia'r ship. But oddly she was gigglin' about somethin'. “What is it?'

"I've been sending Chroma and Koma on a little side trip. All over the Earth."

I laugh. “I like how ya think."

Storm though not so much. “Stop wasting your energies!" Storm orders; bring our 'allies' here now!"

Cyclops Orders, “Let’s split up gang!"

“Mon ami we’re on a Shi'ar ship." Gambit explains.

“Yeah what's the point is splitting up if we can just go to the control room?" Iceman asks. “And why did you just sound like Fred from Scooby Doo?"

“You’ll do what I say!" Scott cries and runs off somewhere.
Storm rolls her eyes “Ignore that fool."

Meanwhile Wanda and Chroma Argue wit' each other. "I'm going to kick you in the head!"

“Wanda laughs.” You can try but will find yourself as Darkseid's new harem girl if attempt it."

Storm fires a thunderbolt between ‘em “Stop acting like children! We shall go to the control room and see if these Shi'ar can help us in our quest for the Professor!"

It turns out Lilandra was in charge O' this ship. An' O' course wit' her relation ship wit' Chuck she was more than willin' to help out.

Emma locks on ta Chuck's brain patterns and we find this ship that looks like a flamin' giant spider. While the Lilandra Demands Chuck's brain be returned to her we X-men sneak on board though Koma insisted this time he do the Portin'.

This weird robotic voice greets us. “Did you misanthropes truly think you could trick one of my intellect?" It was that weird brain in the jar and his babe with a very unfortunate haircut. “I knew you would try something like this while I was distracted by the bird people. Now face the power of my henchmen!"

Drake laughs. "What henchmen?"

“Pocket android henchmen just add water!" The Gun Chick sprays these capsules with water and they grow inta gigantic fighters. I pop my claws " Finally some action!"

I was tagged for a meme by Novy here it goes.

1. Ten years ago I was:

Wearin' A brown, and tan costume and bein' annoyed by Kitty Pryde and her Pitor crush.

2. Five Things on Today's To Do List

1 Avengers meetin'

2 Dangeroom trainin'

3 At least fifteen teamups wit' everyone from Spider-man ta to that Flamin' Power Pack.

4 Gettin' some new recruits inta shape.

5 Stuffin' Deadpool in that crate to send to Vegeta. He can annoy him for a while.

3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:

Clone my self so marvel would qui sendin' in 50 places at once.

4. Three Bad Habits:

Smokin' cigars.

Fightin'

makin' fun O Scott

5. Five Places I've lived:

Japan.

Canada

New York

Madripoor

The Savage Land

6. Five Jobs I've had in life:

X-man

Avenger

coal miner

Samurai

CIA agent

Okay that's done who should I tag? Screw it I'm gonna throw down with some instant henchmen.

the lady in scarlet

2008-05-18T04:37:00.000-07:00

I was walkin'well sort O' runnin' to get Scott away from me my every instinct was to kill him after he cuddled me when I was knocked out. "Logan you have to believe me I thought you were Jean!"

“Yeah ya huggin' me again Bub!" I shout.

A female voice wit' a bit of an accent says, “So that is why you haven't called huh Logan?"

I already know from her smell its Wanda Maximoff. AKA the girl I dated When me an' Ana broke up, AKA the Scarlet Witch.

“Nah, it's what I caught you an' Quicksilver doin' that one day."

She started laughin' hard. “Ha! Just because my brother is a deviant does not mean I am. He tried to do something, but I did not let him in fact I turned him into M.O.D.O.K.'s love slave for a week after that. I was a little afraid it was something else, I understand why you had to avenge Ana's death but I was hoping you still did not have feelings for her."

My silence said a little too much I think. She put her hands on her hips. “Am I the 'rebound woman?’ “She glares.” It is okay to tell the truth, I will not transform you into anything."

“Truth is darlin' I'm still sortin' it out, but a should know I always had a thing fer redheads, and I woulda asked ya out sooner but ya were with the robot, then Wonderman fer whatever reason."

She rolls her eyes “Do not remind me he is not a Wonder if you get my drift. Fine Wolverine we will take it one day at a time."

The other X-men finally find us with Koma and Chroma. “What is Magneto's daughter doing here?" Chroma asks.

"Who is this person?" Wanda grunts.

“That’s the girl that kicked Logan in the in the baby maker!" Scott happily blurts out.

“She did what? You, you Toad!" Then Chroma became a little metal amphibian Koma began to shout until Wanda put her hand into a hex position.

“Well that is ah...if she apologizes will you turn her back?"

A little smile appears on Wanda's face and, and Chorma is back to normal. “I would suggest you keep your hands to yourself from now on 'Chroma'. Now that that's out of the way would you explain why the X-jet just blew up over New York?"

Storm brought Wanda up to date on the whole brain stealin' thing. Wanda then sat Indian style on the ground and when Cyclops laughs at her a bird start peckin' at his face.

Scarlet Witch screams. "I have found Xavier! Gather closer to me X-men!" Next thing we know this weird mist gathers around us, and then all of the sudden we're some where else.

dead again.

2008-05-14T19:34:00.000-07:00

We were goin' to find Chuck along wit'Koma and franken Chuck. to get the Prof back from bein' a brain in a jar When the Flamin' X-jet blew up this happens way too often.

Next thing I know I'm in a field O' flowers and sunshine. Great I'm flamin' dead again. Wonder how long it'll last this time. I hear this haunting voice. " James yur lady is needin' yur help lad. "

I see a red head that looks like Jean I seatrch my memories. " Rose."

" Yes James, I am far past any pain, but Ana is not she is bein' used as a slave for Lady Death. You can save her James, you and the man wit'no identity, and no face. "

Next thing I know I see Ana bein' forced ta kill fer lady death, I run to her yellin' " I love ya." When I hear this man voice say "I love you too!"

I wake up with Scott huggin' me. " What the Flamin' hell are ya doin?" I yell pushing him off.

" Um ah nothing I must ... have been knocked out and thought you were Jean."

" Suuure." I get up outta And start sniffin' out the other X-men. Looks like we landed in New York City. I hope I find 'em soon Hell I don't care if I find Koma or his way to cutley named third rate Colossus girlfriend Chroma. Chroma and Koma? their names rhyme an evrething.

Because If I don't find someone soon I'm gonna kill Scott. In fact I may just do it on principle. At least this keeps my mind off what I saw in my near death experience. Oh great Scott's gettin' too close again looks like I gotta punch him.

Great an' now he's cryin'.I hope I find somebody or someone finds us, this is gettin' annoyin'.

Rishou goes ta throwdown city

2008-05-05T19:44:00.000-07:00

I went to Kyoto with Batman, after knockin' some pesky ninjas around. He found the Question who was pointin' at a wall. “Ana! She's back!" I roll my eyes looks like the faceless wonder has finally went over the deep end. Then again Jean Grey comes back from the dead at least once a week.

I tear my way through the wall. I don't find Ana I find some Japanese guy rippin' inta Laura and yellin' "Why won't you die?"

I slash the bastard in his back and he bulks up all the sudden to Hulk like muscle. But he ain't as strong as the Hulk still he's damn strong as he tosses me through a table I slash Laura free and ad we both jump 'im when Bats yells “No Killing!"

He throws gadgets that stun the freak and then tries to stun him with nerve punches. That doesn't work and as he's knocked back he lands on his feet I elbow the freakin' billionaire, in the nose.

“Ya served yer purpose bub, now stay outta the way while I and Laura kill this bastard.” We both tore inta him but he's so Flamin' strong, that hit didn't exactly kill him just seemed ta piss 'im off. “You don't understand! If I kill the women I'll become a god!"

“Whatever psycho! Ya may be good but I'm the best!" He runs after the Question draggin' us both, the faceless weirdo takes out some kinda souped up gun and shoots a big hole in Rishou's chest I slash into the hole tryin' ta get to some organs. My claws end up stuck in the guys wound.

The guy falls out though the wall, and he crushes us through the street and we all fall into the sewer. The impact at the ground knocks us inta the dirty water Rishou slumps off bleedin' " Laura get up kid we're gonna finish him off."

But we find 'im with his head slashed off and the cut looks a Katanas had done it if I didn't know better, I'd said it was Shi that did And Question was sayin' that too but he kept sayin' he saw her and she was right there. Yup he's flipped.

"Dad do ya think it's possible?" Laura asks.

“Nah. The faceless guy is just crazy. He probably sees ghosts everywhere." Now That' Ana's avenged I can move on the weird dude was gonna die any way I'll just say I softened him up fer whoever took 'im down. Ya know I shoulda just went fer the sex and not get emotionally involved well live an' learn.

I just get settled back at the X-mansion when I find Captain Koma and some chick in a buggy car. And it turns out the chick is some kinda Colossus clone great first they clone a girl version O' me now Petey? What the flamin' hell! Whatever Koma and, and Petey wit' a uterus have done somethin' ta Chuck and they're gonna pay.

grieving in anger.

2008-04-09T20:03:00.000-07:00

Ana's dead. and whoever did it is in fer a world O' hurt. I took everything I had Not to tear Danny Bailey's liver an feed it to' im when he blamed me fer her death lil' punk even told me I should kill my self , yeah like that'll work.

Since I couldn't get to ya on account O' all the reporters, I'll tell ya right here Bailey if ya ever smart off to me like that again you'll be dead before ya even hit the floor. That ain't a flamin' threat that's a promise.

So I go to my favorite waterin' hole. An' try to drink my pain away, yeah good luck wit' that damned healin' factor. I'll be here fer another hundred years or so, I knew this was comin' and I tried ta not get emotionally involved. Well that's it no more lettin' people get close I'm keepin' everyone at arms length like the old days.

I smell the scent of Brut after shave, an' leather Freakin' Daredevil. “A have three seconds to step back bub."

“Go to hell Logan She died because you pushed her away if you didn't..."

I Punch him in his pompous face, and then knee him in the gut. After tossin' him through a table, I grab onto to his arm and break it in two places. I pop the claws. An' let him hear them. “Next time ya get in my face I use these got it?"

He just moans in response. At that moment Chuck calls me up with his mental powers. I race to the scene to find him surrounded by Biker wannabes, and Mystique.

I tear through the losers like they butter, well their guns any way, the Prof is still squeamish about the sight O' blood. After I take care O' her flunkies, Mystique gets pretty talkative. Though I do hope one O those losers, tries to get up, or Darkholme goes after me or chuck 'cause I could lil' more anger management wit' my fists.

I've been flamin' memed

2008-03-26T21:29:00.001-07:00

Black Widow tagged me.

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.

Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.

Post the rules on your blog.

Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Ugh. Let's get this flamin' thing over with.

1: I was born James Howlett in Alberta British Columbia some time in the 19th century.

2: Though I got all my memories back,I still ain't sure what's an implant and what's not. Thanks Weapon X

3: i ain't evolved from no were people, Like Marvel has been staying' latley. I'm just a mutant like any other. Evrery once in awhile Marvel makes up somethin' stupid, don't mean it's true.

4: I like reality shows, and sporting' events too. I jut wish that kid with the weird channel changin' power didn't hog the tube.

5:I'm the best there is at what I do, and that's fightin' i know fightin' techniques from all over the world. the only ones that can hang with me are those with super powers.

6: I was once married to the super villaness Viper, It was a fake marriage, I did it to honor the memory of an old friend, and to keep Madripoor from tearing itself apart.

7:Since the break up,I've been pretty flamin' happy. I can do what I want when I want. Without some skirt naggin' me.And Ana won't die because of me. so it works out perfect.

Now fer the taggin, wait a second why is all this flamin' steam here? It's all over the mansion. I walk around until I find the source what the Flamin' It's Bobby Drake's room. I open the door and see this.

Iceman and Firestar? Talk about opposites. Well all this steam is messin' up the computer, so no taggin'.

I'm Leavin'!

2008-02-20T20:27:00.000-08:00

Some ol' Buddies of mine in the CIA told me Ana was kidnapped By Weapon X. They said they thought she was pregnant , Though I wouldn't doubt it's with Bats' kid.just in case I caught a flight to Canada I found' er And started killin' any thing that threatened her. Some weirdo with no face kept tryin' to restrain me.

“Look pal keep this up and the next Question’ll be arms or legs Bub!" I knock Weirdo offa me and am about ta skewer 'im when this dude pops up in fronta me.

After he punches me through wall I think I recognize him, the saiyan with the Japenese name. “You won't hurt Question even if he does talk about weird things!"

I look around and See that the saiyan is joined by Supergirl in a black costume and Spider- Man? I smell him and yeah it smells like Parker. But he don't seem ta reconize me. “Why are you smelling me dog boy?"

“What are ya doin' Spider-Man?"

“I’m not Spidey I'm the Scarlet Spider!"

I roll my eyes “great they made another one. "

After I hear that other mutants have been captured and are bein' expiremented on here I help this freak brigade free 'em. But at some point Ana is slashed by A sabertooth wanna be it doesn’t really hurt her. but this device falls offa her and suddenly she don't smell so pregnant anymore.

It's a trick probably ta get me here. “It’s all some kinda trick!" I scream at her. " What the did Bats think it was funny? "

“You don't under stand..." She starts.

“And I don't care ta. I'm outta here."

“Going back to Wanda?" She sneers.

" Ya gave up on us first with the Bat Darlin'!" I respond.

“I never slept with Batman!"

I pop my claws " Don't lie and lose my number while yer at it.” I cut through the walls of the complex until the cold wind hits my face. I hear from a few rooms back " So are we gonna get everyone out and blow up this place?"

Supergirl scolds. " Goku be quiet. Can't you see Shi's hurting?"

Screw it I'm goin' back to the X-mansion. bein' back in my home country and at Weapon X reminded me of one thing, I'm better off alone.

Movin' on.

2008-02-10T02:09:00.000-08:00

Well ever since Ana has been decided to have do the horizonatal mambo wit' the Dark Night. I've been doin' what Rouge keeps callin' mopin' around and. So I decided tocall a frail fer a hook up ta make me feel a lil' better.

An' Wanda “Scarlet Witch " Maximoff was willin'. Maybe she was just glad ta be not with a robot, fer once or flamin' Wonder Man. Or worse Quicksilver "We've all heard those rumors not sure if they are true or not, Don't matter though she's still flamin' hot.

Though it's gonna be funny next time we X-men fight Magneto, and I let out this little tidbit. So I was feelin' pretty good . Didn't even mind Jean , And Storm blastin' each other at lunch. I go to watch TV. I laugh as Scott hits on a transvestite. Man now this TV show is flamin' comedy. When someone sneaks up behind I pop my claws and he yells “Holy knives from the knuckles! Batman! "

I stare fer a second. " Nightwing what the flamin' hell happened to ya bub?" he turned inta little kid strange.

“Um are you Wolverine?"

“Yeah you know that bub."

" I've never seen you before in my life mister My parner Batman said you wouldn't hurt me. " Well he's right there, after all the help he's given to Laura. " He wants to meet you somewhere neutral."

Probably wants ta rub it now that he stole my girl. “Yeah sure bub tell 'im I'll meet with him.”

The kid runs off and uses a teleporter to vanish. After givin' me the time and place O' the meet. Looks like I'm gonna make some Bat- Kebobs.

Oh Hell no

2008-01-27T00:13:00.000-08:00

Well the saiyan kids have left me alone fer while heh, Teenage angst seemed to have taken them away from prankin' me. Meanwhile I've been avoidin' the whole Jean Grey, Storm power struggle that's been goin' on since Chuck left fer helpin' Jon and his campaign.

Let them blow up the Flamin' school fer all I care. Because Some Gotham vigilante called Azreal Azegail somethin' stupid , Sent me these pictures ' Shi and the Batman bein' pretty close a lil' too close.

Ya know I gave her a chance to back outta this whole relationship thing. In fact Part O' me think it best if she moves on away from me, but on the other hand, I don't appreciate the Bat Just movin' in before it's all over.

So I'll tell ya what. I'll give Ana the chance to move on right after I tear the Billionaire with issues a new hole.

those kids are planin' somethin'

2007-11-25T21:41:00.000-08:00

Those damned kids O' Vegeta's ain't done no pranks on me in weeks. Somethin's real wrong here. They musrt be plannin' somethin' big.

Well I'm ready fer 'em! Whatever it is I'm gonna flamin' slash 'em wit some claws. I just gotta be careful.

I ain't paranoid Drake! I know they are gonna do somethin'!

Stop laughing at me Summers!

Well I warned ya. Stop cryin' Scott.

Maybe I should wait fer whatever it is out in the yard. At least i can see it comin'.

X-23: MY enemey or my friend?

2007-11-06T21:54:00.000-08:00

I find the Saiyan Kid Vincent mopin' about outside in the school yard. I pop my claws in th little punks face. " Ya gonna call me a whore again bub?"

" Isn't that what you were?"

" Ya think it was by choice ya stupid son of a bitch? " I growl.

He looks surprised. " Wait it wasn't?"

" No Moron!"

He looks like he's he's actually sorrowful " Sorry then, I only heard it from Dad. I didn't know you were forced into it."

I retract the claws. " Well .. I don't like ta talk about it so don't mention it anymore. Kay?"

Vincent shrigs" Well I guess I don't trust you since the skrull you glomed me that time. "

" Skrull me ain't me, I mean your okay lookin' an' all but I ain't gonna hurt Nightwing's sister jus fer some guy. Dick did too much fer me ta screw wit' his family. So why the hell are ya broodin' out here?"

" I just found out I'm going to father a psychopath in the future. "

I laugh . " ya know how many alternate futures the X-men have run inta? hell dick said there were a bunch of time travelers that said he was gonna grow up ta be Batman."

" Good to know." He mumbles.

"I just stare at him fer a second. " So are ya takin' Cass to the Winter Dance?"

" Wait what? There's a dance?" He snaps out of his little funk.

I groan. " Ya know ya really need to pay attention in class. "

"Great I can't dance. She doesn't even have to know about it right?"

" Ya can fight , it ain't that much harder ta dance."

" Whatever , I'm not going . "

I roll my eyes, now. " look I'll tech ya how to dance but yagotta do somethin' fer me."

He eyes me suspicously. " What?"

" Lay off the pranks on my dad. You and the extremely happy sister O' yers. How's that? "

" fine." he says. " When do we start?"

fer the last time people

2007-10-30T14:52:00.000-07:00

How many times Have I gotta say this? I AIN'T DRESSED LIKE A WERE WOLF FER HALLOWEEN!" Where do people get this idea?

People are strange. Happy Halloween anyway.

Fightin' Wendigo.

2007-10-22T03:59:00.001-07:00

The monster slobbers over us. "WENDIGO!" it shouts knockin' Ana Outta the the and cuttin' open my guts.I do the same Our healin' factors kick in. His a lot faster than mine. He kicks me across the inta the lake.

Shi uses her Qi tricks ta get the monster off balance fer a sec. An' I pull my self outta the water.

" What is he? " She asks dodging his claws.

" It was once a man, Some camper or somethin' that ate another person. Out here there is a curse if ya do that ya become that. I've fought a couple O' his past hosts but it's spirit remembers , and wants me fer lunch. It's strong heals fast, and is supernatural."

It acted as if it understood me And it yelled the one word it knew " WENDIGOOOOOOO!" proudly.

I try goin' fer it's eyes. It grabs my hands and starts slammin' me into the ground over an' over. I start feelin' my self go out like a light.
Ana stabs it in the back.

It turns on her, " WEN DI GO!" It grabs her by the neck an' looks like it's ready ta bite her neck. Usually I hate the red rage that lives in side but this time I embrace it since it's the only way ta get Ana away from those teeth.

I knock Wendi off a her and go fer the kill Ana joins me, and we slice an' dice the monster. After a few minuets the Wendigo stops movin'.

" That was good Darlin'." I Give ' er the thumbs up sign.

Well that's before Wendi knocks us both off. he comes after me and stars slashin' my face open and keeps goin' fer it over and over again. Then all'a the sudden somethin' picks wendigo Up and throws him inta a bunch O' trees.

After my eyes heal up I see.

" Is this a private party or can anyone join in?"

Great the flamin' Hulk just what I need.

Punishin' my son

2007-10-13T20:29:00.000-07:00

Ana Showed up an' gave me some kind O' ultimatum. After she said it Daiken popped up. How the hell does he get inta the X-mansion without anyone noticin'?

" I told the old man not to get attached to people, he's an animal and Weapon X has his leash, I guess he didn't listen . Well you get to die girlie." the boy pops his claws.

I do the same . " Boy Let's take this outside."

He laughs " Are you kiddin? me dad. I beat your ass last time! This time your going down!"

" We'll see about that " I grin.

The boy don't know about my trainin'. This time I beat him silly. After he fell with his claws all broken . " This isn't possible!" He shouts.

" Well bub I'm the best there is at what I do. Now ya need ta rethink some O' yer choices in life, i could kill ya But I ain't yer my son, But I ain't gonna let ya or Weapon X threaten anyone I care about again got it!?"

He runs off wit' his tail between his legs. Yellin' "This Isn't over!" Whatever. I ain't lettin' my skills slip again. I know Ana is pissed that i didn't let her help wit' Daiken but this is somethin' I had ta do myself, soon I'll go back and try to free him from Weapon X , problem is I don't know if he wants ta be free.

I push this outta my brain, and find The Black Cat. Talkin' With Ana Oh God! My Ex with my other ex.

So Ana and Felicia both storm out what the Flamin' hell did I do? After a few days she comes Ana comes back an' yells at me about bein' like Matt. " hey I dated Felicia after Warbird , and before you she was what ya call a rebound, Look I was serious about not puttin' anyone in danger. I didn't date anyone after we broke up! Not that it would matter if I did."

Appranntly she already figured this out herself, Or talked to Felicia who i have no idea what she wanted here. Ana wanted to go on some kinda trip ta work on the relation ship or some crap.

Not a problem fer me with those saiyan kids, around here the mansion has sucked first the boy likes to beat the hell outta any, and everyone he fights with in hand to hand class. Some kids have gotten close ta beatein' him esppecially Hekllion , But has an annoyin' habit O' gettin'stronger after he gets defeated. So he beats down who ever beat him last time includin' me .

The girl well first she has some kinda magic ring.

And she thought it would be funny to create a fake Hulk with it and have 'im beat me up. Then worse she mucks wit' the Danger room's circuits so the X-men can have trainin' against aliens her Dad Vegetable Brain has run inta over the years. That's not so bad in theory. But the next morning the holograms escaped the Danger room they were this annoying robot race that kept yellin' " EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!"

So yeah I had no problem leavin fer a while . We've spent some time in a cabin I own in the Canadian Rockies but there's this weird feelin'I got ever since I got here, Like somethin' is in the wind. I listen to it's " WWEEEEENNNNNNN!" " Sound the wind is makin'.

Ans slinks up behind me. " Logan you've been staring out into the mountains for hours."

"I don't know darlin' this'll sound silly but it's like the wind is tryin to tell me something. " Now it's makin a DIIIII! sound.

" That doesn't sound silly at all but maybe your just a little stressed. I have the best way to to relieve that. "

A few hours later, I'm a little more relaxed but I can't shake the feelin' that something's coming. I fall asleep, but it's not a peacful one an' the wind seems to be gettin' louder even in my dreams. " WEEEEEEEEENNNNDIIIIIGOOOOOOO"! " WENDIGOOOO!" "WENDIGOOO!" "WENDIGO!"

Past lives

2007-09-24T21:02:00.000-07:00

Continued from here. From the journals of Logan, Japan. The Onin War. It seems I always get inta wars. Though, it could be because I have a death wish after what happened in Canada. Not like that's gonna happen.

Evreytime I'm shot stabbed or somethin'. Wait a few minutes and I'm all healed up. After seein' a book about samurai in Japan, came here. after travelin' fer a while I met a guy I met once before Ogun. Now I'm takin' him up on his offer to train me.

While doin' Katas outside some chick comes up ta me. It's weird she acts she knows me, and not only acts She's attracted ta me , but is in love wit' me.

But this weirdness pales in comparison to the hate I feel when I see Lady Death again. She seduced me , and tricked inta killin' these monks, and gettin' this magic doo hickey. Because O' her I almost destroyed the world.

So I smack her, She teases me wit'. " Aw no kiss for old times sake? You know Vegeta would ." What the Flamin' hell is a Vegeta? Sounds like some kinda disease they warn about when yer ship lands in a strange country.

The hot little Kabuki number speaks ta me politely in Japanese. I dismiss 'em, and send them on their way. Master Ogun Scolds me. " you should have went with them you could have restored your honor for nearly destroying the planet."

" But Sensei." I protest. " Lady death is the one that got me inta that in the first place. "

" Then Logan-San, you can watch her and if she is going to do something evil you can stop it. "

Damn it . He makes sense, so without another word I track the girls down. Ya know a lot O' people around here have warned me that Ogun has a bit of Darkness in his soul, but not from what I've seen.

Whatever , I end up gettin' in the middle O' some battle with The Kabuki girl, and Lady Death. I guess if nothin' else I'll see where this goes.

Flamin' Skrull.

2007-09-09T21:14:00.000-07:00

My son Daiken beat the hell outta me. He told me I had ta to accept I was an animal and Weapon X had my leash. He said if I didn't break it off with Ana . He'd kill her, And there was nothin' I could do about it.

An' he's right I can't beat him, like I am now. I just thought when i got smacked around by guys like the Hulk, And Veg head, that They were just t too tough fer me ta beat, I just didn't wanna admit to my self, all this time I was sittin' around eatin' pringles an' watchin' reality shows. That I had lost my edge.

That was why I had been trainin' with fellow Avenger Iron Fist. I feel my muscle memory comin' back But it's gonna take time time I don't got. So I'm gonna learn from Lady Shiva an' Shang Chi as well.

Soon Daiken will face me not as an animal but as a livin' weapon.problem is it's probably for the best that me an' Ana are apart. I have many more enemies out there, That an' I won't grow old she will yeah it's fer the best.

But here's the weird thing when Laura kissed that saiyan boy I knew it wasn't her. She ain't the type ta try to get revenge on someone in fact when she gets mad or sad she sits in a corner and don't talk fer days.

Nah. This Laura is a fake. When I see her run passed bleedin' green blood I know what the Hell she is a Skrull. Lucky fer me She went out inta the woods surrounding' the mansion So now I can take care O' her with out X-men interference.

I find her by a tree bleedin'. " Dad! What the flamin' hell is wrong with me I ain't healin."

I growl "That's because the skrulls never did copy my healin' factor right they I've been copied before." I pop my claws. " And I ain't yer dad Skrull girl."

She starts cryin'. " I ain't a skrull! I'm Laura!"

I shake my head. " Sometimes ya lizards take a form an' forget who ya really are, but ya still mess up people's lives around ya. Get ready ta die."

She attacks. I block her claws with mine and break em' since hers ain't real Adamantium. I catch her foot claws before it gets inta my gut I trip her an' plunge the claws inta her chest.

She dies an' takes her real form an ugly Skrull form. Weirdly I smell a scent similar ta Shiva's. I turn and it's some girl in a Bat costume. Weird are my senses off?

" Yer the Bat's kid ain't ya?" I ask.

" Yes.. You killed her." Way ta state the obvious kid.

" Yeah could ya not tell yer little boyfriend about it? The last thing I want is that devil loser sniffin' around Laura again."

Batman.. doesn't like me dating Vincent. " Ok I really don't care.

" So what's it gonna take fer ya not to tell about this Laura bein' a fake?" Hopin' This kid can understand give an' take. I'm seems she doesn't understand English very well. I try speakin' Japanese, and Chinese ta see if she understands them any better nope she just stares.

Finally I ain't sure what happened she just wanders off. Oh well I better hide this body.

X-23: I guess I'd better explain myself eh?

2007-09-03T20:45:00.000-07:00

Yeah I messed wit, Logan, Cass Cain, And that Flamin' wimp HS. When I Kissed Vincent. Why?

Ok here's the reason's Wolverine's been on my case a little much latley. And he hates the saiyans so I thought that would get 'im nice an' mad looks like it worked.

Either that or or he's still a little stung about the whole Ana thing endin' but he did it to protect her from His son. My Brother, Daiken. The guy Beat Logan, beat 'im bad. An Pop Don't want no one to get hurt because O' him.

Movin' Along Cassandra Cain, That Bat bitch beat me in fronta Evrey one in like five minutes . Gettin' even with that little retard felt good.

As fer HS? he used a flamin' Mind control rape power on me.

And he refused ta let me tear him apart in the Boudakai, The coward. We never even fought he just gave up. An' I had to act like I 'till interested in the puke. Ta get 'im in a false sense O' security. What he thought tryin' ta rescue me from Hell would impress me an' make me fall all over him after he tried ta use me? Like evrery one else?

Please! It was his fault I was taken inta Hell in the first place. I asks the pathetic demon if he was gonna fight the Half saiyan and whined this crap "No, If Vince wants to fight then I am going to give him one. My reasons is a long list, because he beat Kon low handed, His remarks about my Mother and mostly to finally get him out of my face but you Laura... You wanted this over. So it is over and if Vince makes you happy. Then I am happy for you but I think he likes someone else. Just as Fade did and I am not going to help you make him jealous or whatever your doing. "

" Hey!" I yelled at sweetly when he tuned i popped my claws

" Read between the lines bub."

I Snuck An X-Jet ta watch the fight. It that I really have a thing fer the saiyan boy, he ain't bad or anything. More he's just a means to an end Like Grace Choi In the Outsiders told me. " Don't get mad get even. An' never stop making them pay. "

The fight wasn't much Devil wuss kept whinin about how theyt were family an' shouldn't be fightin'. While Vincent beat the hell out of 'im I wish I brought Popcorn. When it was just gettin' interestin' these losers that were dressed like the JLA but they didn't get it right pop up.

Superman's chest thing ain't that color, Batman don't wear blue, Wonder Woman ain't Blonde, Flash don't wear yellow. Martian Manhunter ain't a girl. It's blue Devil not Purple Devil. I think they are all drunk.

They stop the fight and vanish with Vincent and a bunch O' others. That sucks.I was hopin' ta see blood. Well I could just draw that blood myself. But not when He's surronded by saiyans. Later yeah, I'll carve 'im up later.

Ah Hell no!

2007-08-20T23:52:00.000-07:00

The school session's comin' up. And ya know I gotta teach a bunch O' cryin' whiners how to survive in the dangerous world O' the X-men . Fun. Ya know what I could do with out it. I really hope I don't another Kitty Pryde or jubilee who wants to follow me around playin' sidekick.

As I was goin' through the list O' students I noticed somethin' off with two O' kids. Two were bein, put at the highest combat settings in the Danger Room. Not only that but they were first year students. This makes no damn sense .

Then I looked at the files . An' oh no! Hell no! Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Vincent Briefs?

Then I look up the other one and it's what I'm afraid of Vella Briefs?!

B..But they ain't mutants! They're half aliens! Worse yet their damned saiyans! Even worse they are my arch enemy's children (well since Sabertooth died.) No Way ! No flamin' way am I takin' this sittin' down!

I know Chuck is busy wit' Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator's Presidential campaign. But I'm gonna have ta disturb him. I ain't teachin' No Vegeta kids a damn thing!Bad enough another one O' them tried ta date Laura. But now they are comin' inta my home? Uh uh!

Kids are freaky.

2007-08-09T23:03:00.000-07:00

As was mentioned on Chuck's blog, I'm bein sued because some kid got all horny lookin' at one O' my comics.

What the flamin? The issue in question was number #55 (Shouldn't I be on about number hundred or 200 somethin' by now? Stupid marvel. ) Any way I read the issue I can't find one flamin' thing that was sexy about it.

What's worse they told about how I killed Sabertooth pretty much right but they said I was evolved from wolves or some crap. Fer the record I'm a mutant, just like every other mutant. I ain't evolved from dogs.

So after readin' that I called Marvel ta complain, and ya know what they told me? " You've fought Sabertooth like 500 times now. we wanted make this one more interesting Logan, So we took some creative licence.

" Ya mean ya lied." I growl.

After that they put me on hold. I threw the phone inta the halls. It bonked Angel in the head. ever since then he's been singin' I'm a little teapot.
I think I broke him.

Ok Back to the lawsuit seems some kid's mom caught 'im touchin' himself to the comic. And they are blamin' me. Sorry but it ain't my fault that our kid is a weirdo. I mean really what's so Flamin' sexy about this?

Whatever I'm callin' my lawyer. Freak kid ain't gettin' a dime offa me.

I don't need this.

2007-08-04T00:02:00.000-07:00

So what? I flamin' killed Sabertooth with a magic sword I had made to just in case I went too far one day. The bastard deserved it after all he's done. But some O' the X-men won't stop buggin' about it, Because he was "one O' us."

Ya know what? No . He wasn't. Even if he was it as like a flamin' week. Whatever so havin ta deal with this crap. This disgustin' pink thing jumps inta room and starts strippin'.

Then these fan boys started ran in, and started tellin' me how I could never beat Trunks Or Goku? What the Flamin? I there anybody watchin' the flamin gate? I mean How do these people get in?

Any way there is no flamin way I'm dealin' with this. i Called blink And got her to get rid O' them. I mean if Chuck can can constantly use her as a transport why Not I?

Ya Know I know Veg head sent those freaks. I'm gonna have ta think O' something' to get him back for that.

100th post

2007-07-16T20:55:00.000-07:00

Alright here's the first pov from Professor Chuck Xavier.

I must say, I was rather surprised when I received an invitation to Logan's
100th post party. I always had the distinct impression that he found me . .
stuffy. None-the-less, I was pleased to be invited. I brought along the
original crew of X-Men, my first year students. It's true that Cyclops and
Wolverine never really hit it off but I thought this celebration might be
the right opportunity for them to bury the hatchet. Imagine my surprise then
when, in the middle of my relating an interesting anecdote about battling
the Brood to a lovely young girl I hadn't met before, Cyclops lands hard
right in the middle of my table, breaking the thing in two. I glanced over
in the direction his body had come from and saw Logan doing that feral snarl
that he does. I turned back to the girl I was chatting up and she smiled.

"You seem to be taking this interruption rather well," I said to her. "See
this kind of thing much?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact," she answered, still smiling.

There was something rather familiar about her but I couldn't place my finger
on where I knew her. Curious, I gently probed her mind.

Mystique.

With a laugh, she turned blue. "Thanks for the wine, Professor," she said as
she did a back flip away from the table.

She sprang, summer-salting across the room, over to Logan. Startled, he
turned to her, checking himself and not drawing his claws. Mystique wrapped
her arms around Logan and gave him a deep, long kiss.

"Happy 100," she said with a smile. Then she turned, sprinted to the open
window and jumped through.

Wolverine always throws the best parties.

Now here's one from Jon Intergalactic Gladiator.

“Have a brew, bud.” Wolverine tossed a cold one right at me. I snapped the can out of the air and popped the cap.

“Congrats,” I said as I held up my beer towards him in salute. He tapped it with his own and we both took a swig. As he took a sip, Wolverine shot me a roguish look.

I looked back.

Somewhere, maybe just in the back of my mind, the theme from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly whistled.

Quickly, we both downed our beers in an attempt to beat each other.

“Done, hah!” Wolverine crushed the can and laughed. “Maybe next time bub.”

“Aw, you know I just can’t compete with your mutant beer drinking abilities,” I laughed back.

“That’s ‘cuz I’m the best at what I do and what I do ain’t pretty.”

“I have to admit, though, you do look good when you dress up,” I replied.

“What this old thing?” Wolverine laughed again.

Suddenly, Mystique cart wheeled and somersaulted past us. Close on her heels was Private Hudson.

“I love you, hot blue chick!” he called out. “Come back!”

“I tell you,” I said. “I can’t take that guy anywhere.”

Logan here again, I'll be acceptin' povs up until Sunday. Maybe a little later if asked.

Goin' back home.

2007-07-09T20:55:00.000-07:00

I track down Shred head after he teleports away. Looked like The Joker had killed some O' his ninjas. I was ready ta send him ta them. I found him bein teased by Elektra and Deathstroke.

Afrter they leave ta commit some petty crimes I corner Sakai. " Well bub. Looks like ya need ta get ready ta go ta Throwdown Town."

" I think not. We'll finish this later when I'm ready Logan!" he used the damn teleporter again, and this time I couldn't find the flamin' Bastard. Oh well I guess it's good ta get outta the city O' disfigured maniacs, And people who dress up like big rodents.

So I end up back home at the good ol' X- mansion be it ever strange. Gaia is runnin' around talkin' about how Kurt got arrested again, he really needs ta stop stalkin' young girls.

Fer some reason Bobby Drake is complainin' about sleepin' with Mystique. I don't get that boy, he complains about not gettin' any, then he later complains about who he's gettin' it from.

And O' course Scott bein' Scott. I gotta bunch O' tapes O' the last episodes O' Last Gladiator Standin' two, An' I'm a gonna watch'em With a pack O' cigars, some good brew and sevreal cans O' pringles this is gonna be fun. Oh Look at that, this is my 99 th post on this blog. Looks like as good as reason as any fer a party eh?

Bats has a weird way of showin' gratitude.

2007-06-23T21:57:00.000-07:00

So I find a bunch O' foot ninjas. After kickin' the crud outta 'em. They tell me Shredder is off attackin' Batman In Gotham Square. I get there, and Sakai is long gone. But Bats is fightin' some cybernetic ninjas, hey have him cornered, and I go in an' tear them apart.

Does he say thanks? No. He starts mouthin' off about how I'm a murderer. After a bunch O' threatening each other an' scowlin'. Then he finally starts throwin' those stupid batarangs at me.

I catch them and the explode in my hands. " I knew your healing factor would fix the wounds if I give it the chance." He brags. Then he slams me in the face with metal gloves.

" Like I said Logan, I'm ready for you this time." He kicks Me in the stomach knockin' me outta window onto a car below. When I get up a bunch O' little things fall around me. Little metal balls. Next thing I know gas comes outta 'em.

Damn it he ain't lettin' up not givin' me even a second ta heal , so I'm gonna have ta actually fight 'im I see and show him one more time I'm the Best there is.
He throws a kick fer my gut that I dodge. I pull him down with that long freakin' cape .

I try to get 'im in a triangle choke but he sprays damn pepper spray in my eyes. After takin' a few punches in the face with those damn gloves, And takin' a few kicks in the gut, and groin, I feel the red rage risin' An' my claws pop with out me wantin' too.

My eyes clear. An I jump at Bats tearin' through all the chest armor like a knife through butter he rolls with it. And tosses more O' Those explodin' Batarangs. I ignore 'em ignore the pain. Only one thing is on my mind. Batman is my prey.

I claw off his belt an toss him into a building.He throws a few nerve punches tryin' ta stop what was comin' He was too late I grab him by the throat an' try to use my other numbin' hand to tear him open.

Then the man takes over again, I ain't lettin' the animal in me kill a guy who's done as much good as he has, even if he is a jerk. I retract my claws.

After I finally get full control "I say. " Look Bub The Shredder killed some friends of mine in Japan a few years back. An' I'm gonna return the favor!" I saw no reason ta tell the entire sob story I ain't that type O' guy.

" I'm not letting you kill someone in my city." He declares between gasps.

" With your wounds bub I don't see ya havin' a choice, Go home , an get yerself patched up I got some revenge ta be handin' out. "

I jump on my bike An' Don't listen ta what Bats has ta say, I catch Shred head's scent on the wind and follow the trail. He won't even know what hit him.

The Foot returns.

2007-06-18T00:22:00.000-07:00

I was sittin' on the Couch watchin' my New Dirty Jedi Kriss Video. ( Thanks to Chuck , an' Henchman. Yeah I had ta do some dirty work, And steal some footage That Koma had of Chuck cheatin' In a challenge. While Laura, Nightwing, and Koma was defeating some weirdo called the Crow Queen. But hey it was worth it. )

The Phone starts ringin, No one gets the flamin' thing so I have ta dodge Gambit fightin' wit Jubilee for the last O' the stylin' gel, And pick it up.

" Logan?" Uh Oh. here's a voice I hadn't heard in a while.

" Ana?"

" Look Logan I know I we haven't talked since..."

" Yeah well these things happen Darlin' sometimes people just grow apart. I'm pretty sure ya didn't call just ta go over water that went under under the bridge so what's up?"

" A source of mine Has told me some old friends of yours The Foot Have reappeared in Gotham City." Oh great I just happen ta be enemies wit two ninja clans that just happen ta be named after body parts. " And he also says the Shredder is leading them." Damn Damn Damn! " Logan?"

" Yeah I'm still here, Thanks fer the info. "

" Your going after Shredder aren't you?"

" Yup. I gotta get even with Sakai. Thanks again." I hang up, get my costume and some weapons, and Go to my motorcycle. It's funny I thought I missed my chance ta shred up Shredder. Funny thing some witnesses say he was killed by giant mutant turtles, twice. Gotta love this city full O' weirdos, rather the witnesses or the turtles? who the flamin' hell knows.

Emma blocks me from leaving . " Without the Professor we need all the X-men here. "

I growl. "Gaia 's awake she can more than make up fer me."

" That's not the reason... "

" Look I gotta ta deal out some payback In the city O' the Big Black Bat. So If yer gonna stop me with a mind whammy do it now, because really I ain't in the mood. "

" Fine Logan go on your little revenge mission. But see if we help you next time you need us like when Mephisto took your wretched little clone. "

" Whatever." I grunt.

Headin' down the road I got nothin' ta do fer the thee or four hours it takes ta get to Gotham but remember why I wanna kill that punk. I hope Oruku Sakai really has made it back from the grave so I can put him back in it personally.

Takin' down a flamin' saiyan.

2007-05-30T23:11:00.000-07:00

The saiyans decided ta invade New York. Kinda dumb wit' all the teams we got here. but whatever I guess they don't know that. me . an' the X-men, that joined up wit' me found a particularly ugly one.

Yeah I slashed those cuts inta his fore head, too bad the damn thing has though skin like the damned super versions. Did I ever say I really hate saiyans? Well I do.

This one knocks me about a hundred yards away. Before Angel catches me. Laura freaks out and tries attackin' him. Her claws only cut the surface O' the skin, too, She dodges outta his fist's way. only ta be blasted wit the other hand. Bobby Freezes the ground makin' him slip.

He blasts Bobby. Shatterin' him. " Stupid Ice boy!" he grunts. Gambit tosses some cards on 'im then starts saiyin, " Uh sorry wee do not have to fight We can do other tings No?"

" Gambit! Stop hittin' On 'im!" I yell.

Before the alien can crush Gambit, Colossus. Slams into him. The saiyan grunts after he's punched in the face, his nose starts bleedin.' Then the saiyan Smacks Pitor into a truck.

" My Parents told me how ,much fun conquering was! I didn't believe them until now!"

" Well sugah! Yer party's!" over Rouge declares. Tryin' ta touch 'im an' knock him out. " Mah Power ain't workin'! "

The saiyan grins. " I Have my ki filed up girl whatever your trying to do won't work."

" How about this sugah!" She grins before punching him through a building.

The big freak jumps outta the hole and smashed her down. " you a strong female for a human, perhaps I'll take you fro a mate."

"The lady ain't interested Bub! " Seems he put his force down fer a second because I took out his eye with a claw. He slapped me away before I could jam it inta his brain though.

Jubilee takes advantage O' his confusion by blastin' fireworks in his good eye. then Rouge, an. Colossus Pummel 'im mercilessly Well until Bobby Drake reforms that is. " Hey ugly! This is for the Ice boy comment It's Iceman!"

He freezes ugly in his tracks fer real. Then Me an Laura jump up On colossus' Shoulders " Fast ball special Petey!" We both Slam Inta 'im claws extended shatterin' im."

" Hey! I didn't want to kill him !" Drake yells.

" This is war Junior! " I grunt. " Ya do what ya have ta do." After all O' the teams Beat back the saiyans we joined everyone else In takin' down there base. Looked like someone O' Hulk like power beat us to it.

After slashin' a few O' em. The fight ends an' now Veg head , and some monster saiyan goofy Lil' bastard are fightin' in some kinda duel. And fer some reason Bats Goes all emo And walks away.

Not really sure why I didn't see everything that happened I was up ta my neck in ugly smelly monkey men. Oh well Bats is just gonna miss th' main event. An' I just gotta better seat fer it.

Well now this sucks.

2007-05-13T19:28:00.000-07:00

A whole bunch O' Flamin' aliens showed up, claimin' ta be saiyans, and they want us all ta surrender? Fat Chance!The problem is Emma don't want to do anything about it.

" The humans put themselves in this mess dear , by letting your psycho sparring partner live on this planet. "

" What are ya talkin' about?" I growl. " Ain't the whole point O' the X-men ta show humans we ain't bad by helpin' 'em out? 'sides darlin' ya ain't the leader here. Cyke is."

I look down to where he's at the fetal position. Ah Damn!I left the mansion in disgust. When several X-men followed me out. " Well now looks like I ain't the only one who wants ta kick some monkey tail eh?"

" Havok Blurts out so Are we going to West City take out that guy your always fighting?"

" Nah. I doubt he'd do this Veg head don't play well with others. I guess we should hook up with the Avengers, and see where they go from there."

" An' if vegeta is behind this sugah?" Rouge questions.

" Then I'll cut out his heart myself. "

Cyclops is in charge. Oh boy.

2007-05-09T03:36:00.000-07:00

Chuck left fer, LGS 2. So Cyke is left in charge. And what's his response ta everything? get inta the fetal position. Or somethin' worse.

Here lemme show a brief over view O' last week.

Monday asked to sign fer package response : Fetal position.

Tuesday the school kids wanted to order pizza. They all wanted different toppings Response : Fetal position.

Wednesday: Iceman wanted ta go to the store an' get more sodas. " response : Cryin' fit.

Thursday: Was caught wear in' Emma's clothes Response: Beast put it up on Youtube.

Fiday: Was supposed ta take all the students on field trip museum" What actually happened? Took field trip to cry by Jean's grave . (Is she even dead this week?)

Saturday: Ran around the mansion sayin' he's a damned pretty boy. In nothin' but sneakers.

Sunday: Called Batman up on a phone to call him a no powered wimp who likes to look at boys in tiny tiny shorts.:Response: Batman comes over punches him,and he's been out for the last three days. I've been usin' him as a coffee table when I watch TV. ever since.

X-23: My first mission as an Outsider.

2007-04-27T23:18:00.000-07:00

So 'Wing wants me in this Outsiders group Eh? Ok I'll give it a shot. I dunno, But my little trip ta Hell seemed to up my,along with Nightwing's trainin' upped my confidence.

Though The Boudakai killed any relationship I had with HS. Maybe it's better any way. So a couple O' outsiders were playin' Jenga.

I watched ' em kinda bored. grace yelled out what I was thinkin' " When does the action start?"

" They'll be here!" Boomer reassures. " Now calm down It ain't like we're dealin' with geniuses here. "

I growl I fought that sex bot before she's deceptive. Though I haven't fought her as much as Logan has.Then she busts in on the on us with a big girl , big as in tall, who for some reason smells like a flamin' gorilla.

'Wing is mesmerized by the walkin' love toy , Why ain't I surprised? She stats yellin' at Boomer , callin' him a traitor and all kinds of fun words that well I usually hear comin' from Logan's room and that Shi Woman.

It's kinda funny that Lin Said somethin' about liken' Boomer. Sorry chick But unless ya gotta S on yer chest, and are Blond , And wear the tiniest skirt known ta man ya likely ain't gotta chance.

" Hey! Love doll! " I challenge " Remember me?"

" The nasty little she Wolverine? yeah I remember ! And I'm not love doll! I'm just an artificial person. "

" Yeah An' I ain't a clone I'm an artificially made person. Cut the PC crap!"

" EWWW!" the robot exclaims. " Your even beginning to talk like that runt now. But this is important I have to stop this power plant from being built."

I charge makin' her think I'm gonna attack me old way when she throw a punch i dode goin' fer her innards with my claws,I jump over a kick that would likely take my head off And try a few more times to claw her, Damn It can't get more than a nick or two on 'er. She's inhumanly fast.

Finally she gives up on fightin' me and zaps me with some kinda laser in the chest. I crawl inna corner until My Healin' factor kicks in. I open my eyes when the machine I'm sittng by is torn out by ape smellin' girl.

" You tried to hurt my friend now I'll hurt you! She made the mistake of puttin her face right next to me. Which I obligingly slashed for her. She holds her face Slammin' her big head into the roof.

She tries stompin' me ,and I leap outta harm's way. Do a cartwheel, and jump back after her when I land I cit her Achilles, tendon makin' her hobble around before Grace takes her down with her super strength.

Next I hear this all to familiar "Voip! " turn ta see some girl I don't know, Captain Koma, And Henchman! What is this flamin' ol' home week? Who's next? Magneto? TX?

This tournament is kinda fun.

2007-04-23T21:26:00.000-07:00

I loved fightin' Veg Heads kid with the funny hair. Yeah I know what yer gonna say "they all have funny hair." I mean this one.

He thought he had me beat 'til I slammed the back O' his head with my Adamantium knee. Yeah It messed my knee up but messed the kid up more. It's a kinda arrogance these saiyans have when they fight me, they don't go super Well in this case it was the kid's down fall.

Next was me and Laura. Look's like Nightwing's trainin' has done the girl some good. I still beat 'er by poppin' my claws in'er neck. when her dumb boyfriend ran past streakin' . I woulda beat 'er eventually anyway, but this just made it easier.

Now I'm in the Semi Finals Eh? Who am I fightin'?

Why ain't I surprised? I guess it had ta come down to the two O' us sooner or later.

I'm in some kinda freak tournament.

2007-04-12T18:59:00.000-07:00

Ya know I ain't sure why the Flamin' hell I joined this little tournament. I think it's some kinda thing where Marvel wants me ta be everywhere. I mean I'm a loner , why else would I choose ta be in 50 teams unless it was in my contract?

Ya know I only get like 2 hours sleep a night. And how do I get ta all these these team meetings , and adventures, and the solo missions. I wish I knew bub, but it's all a blur.

Which leads us ta here. I'm fightin' a bald noselss dwarf thing , and it's kickin' my ass.

I guess much of the problem is the thing's just hideous. I don't wanna look at him ta fight him. The other thing is he was stronger, faster, then me with energy projection.

Thing is , I had worse. If ya want power, well I been hit by the Hulk. Speed? I've fought Speedemon , and Quicksilver. bein' hit by blasts, this weird freak ain't got nothin' on Vegeta, or Iron Man.

So I played opossum Letting' him think he was beatin' me. Yeah this only works if ya got a healin' factor or Are invulnerble or get off on pain. But as fast as midget is he was gonna get some shots in no matter what.

I did jump over this blade shaped blast thing though, I'd rather not be cut apart , or in half or whatever today noseless ugly monster. So there I am this thing starts bragging about me bein' overrated.

It can talk? I was gettin' used to the idea it was some kind O' trained super powered monkey . Well then I can do this without injuring it. ( it may have acid blood fer all I know.) I pop my claws and cut it's shirt.

It freaks out, an' runs to a medic it goin' outta the ring wins me the match. I really hope there ain't no more O' him. Not much surprises me anymore, but this thing is gonna give me nightmares.

So I go back to the stands an' Laura, tells me how she's gonna be joinin' the Outsiders.

" An' yer stayin' in the New X-men?"

" Yeah sure why not?"

Aw no. Like father like daughter.

" Ok fine , but ya can only do this if ya get yer home work done , and No more teams, there punkin. "

" Uh thats funny comin' from you." She laughs.

" Believe me ya don't wanna wake up one mornin' and find yerself on the Great Lakes Avengers. "

The look on her face tells me it what I said sunk in. Good. Now I'm gonna take a nap.

Laura's new teacher.

2007-04-03T00:56:00.000-07:00

So When I get back to the Mansion I find there's a bunch O' messages on my machine. They're from Night wing O' the Outsiders. Am he wants ta train her. Am I a little apprehensive? Yeah. the guy's gotta rep as a ladies man, but than again so do I.

But since Laura's seventeen she's still my concern. So I watched in the shadows as she did her first day O' trainin'. he didn't try anythin' . he was actually professional.

So as he did his nightly rounds. I was about ta have a talk wit' him. when i notice some guy wearin' some kinda red helmet thing stalkin' him. As Nightwing fights a gang o' thugs. I challenge the weirdo.

" Yo! Whattya doin' here?"

" What are supposed to be? The Miniature version of the urban cowboy?"

" Funny Bub, Wanna know Who I am? I'll give ya six clues. " Snikt!

" Wolverine." He sighs. Then he starts shootin' me.

" If ya know who I am bub. ya should know bulletts can't kill me but they do tend ta make a body a might angry." I charge Him, and he uses moves Bat man used on me last time we fought.

Which 'gives red boy the same results, injured by a slash on the chest. he thows somethin' in my eyes. Arrgh! pepper! "Ok Ya little punk when My Healin' Factor Kicks in I'm gonna rip ya new one!"

" What are you talking about Logan?" A voice asks behind me. My Eys and nose heal. and I see Nightwing.

" Eh? Well Ya got a secret admirer in a Red Hood Boy Wonder. We just has a bit O' a tussle."

He sighs and Asks. " What are you doing here? This is about Laura isn't it?"

" Yeah." I answer.

" I thought it was weird you not showing up with her."

" I was there. Just ta make sure ya didn't try anything."

" Look I'm not that Hormone Kon-El...." He starts to protest.

" Well if ya try anything before she's 18. We'll meet again. An' remember I beat Batman."

" Fair enough. " he retorts. " so you don't mind me teaching her?"

"Nah. I' had a whole bunch O' sensei in my time. I'm actually proud ta know I'll only Be Laura's first teacher, and she'll look fer others. Well That is if she'll actually let me teach 'er anythin' Just remember hands to yerself bub!"

Now that I've given the boy fair warnin' I can go back to the mansion.

Journey to the center O' hell Finale.

2007-03-28T22:54:00.001-07:00

When I finally caught up ta the rest O' the X- Men they were already stormin' the gates wit' Hellstorm. I ain't sure if we're helpin' the good side here or not, but then again, it's the side that didn't use Laura as bait so it's good enough.

" Nice of ya to show up Da? " Pitor yells. " It is time for the Fastball Special? no?" Ya know I really hate it when he does the Fastball Special Without warning . because I really ain't sure what he was aimin' at.

I end up goin' through the flamin' castle, or whatever the place Satan lives is.
After clearin' the cobwebs in my head,from goin' through stone. I'm jumped mess o' demons. So after slashin' 'em up. I was a little lost.

Ya see since I didn't really get ta talk to anyone before bein' tossed like a ragdoll at who knows what I ain't really sure what the plan here is. Aw well I'll just follow evreyone else an slash whatever ain't an X-man or don't look human.

Ya know these guys look like they die, but can ya really die in Hell? Where do ya go If ya die in Hell New Jersey? The DMV? Ok This ain't the time ta a really think about that.

I find evreyone but metal head, aka Colususs in some kinda main throne room. Lucifer , am Hell storm , fightin' each other wit' pitch forks. Chuck blastin' demons in the hover chair. Bobby complainin'while freezin' groups o' demons.

Angel freakin' out a bunch O' 'em just by lookin' like 'imself. Makin' a lot O' em run away. Emma was turnin, On a bunch then hittin' 'em with Mind zaps or beatin' em down in diamond form.

Beast was bouncin' around and throwin' out them them ten dollar words. Gambit was runnin' away yellin' "Not the face. " While Cyclops was in a corner somewhere in the Fetal position.

I caught up ta Laura as we did the bezerker rage thing. While I think The boy HS ( Who came with Ghost Rider.) Was all bothered by seein' her in the throes O' the rage. At this moment Satan grabs her.

" Alright! Evreyone back off or the girl gets it ! "

" What are you watching old movies now ? Who says that anymore? " Iceman quips. Don't worry I'll put an end to this. " He makes Ice forms underneath the fallen angel's feet, makin' im' slip towards this nasty lookin' giant portal in the floor.

The demon sneers. " Snow covered freak! You almost made me fall in the Nexus of realities! We could have been lost forever there!" As ol' Scratch tried to get up a card thrown by Gambit. ( Who had his eyes closed by the way.) Knocked'im and Laura even closer. to it.

Hellstrom and Ghost Rider Look at each other. " What do I care about the girl any way? If father is gone from this realm It'll be mine. "

And the Rider, just screams " Satan will pay for turning me into this! " I tackle Hellstorm before he can blast his trident, and slam 'im into Ghost Rider. So now I have to wrestle wit' them.

While some O' the X-men finally pull 'em offa me. The Lord o' Darkness grins walkin' away from the potral with Luara. bitin' and clawin' him, until Cyclops blasts 'im in the thing.

" Scott!" Chuck yells.

" What thought we were supposed to be sending over into that?"

" No Scott!"

Laura had caught the edge with her claws and was tryin' to pull her way back to saftey with the Devil tryin' to climb over her. Hs Runs over to this scene. an tries to free Laura, only to be grabbed by his daddy.

"All this is your fault Boy! Perish! In the inbetween of all that is!"
So I'm runnin' and catch the two kids while tryin' push Ugly in with the bottom O' my foot.

This ain't workin' An' I feel myself fallin' in. Luckliy Pete finally made it here, and grabbed me.

" X- men fire on Lucifer!" Orders Chuck. After Hellstorm, an' GR join in Lucifer finally goes inta the pit. While me and the Ruskie pull the kids to saftey. Now we all stare at Damian Hellstorm. Not sure if we'll have ta fight him now or not.

"Well? demands Laura. " Aren't you going to give HS his soul back?"

" He would still be a threat to me...."

" Oh! Your going to honor your deal alright!" A feminine voice. from the nowhere commands. We all turn on this to see this lady.

Lady Death? Hellstorm questions. "What are you doing here? "

The woman sneers . " As if mortals being used as pawns in a coup of Hell wouldn't attract my attention? Especially these mortals. You had already entered into a verbal contract. HS' Soul in exchange, for the X-men's aid, and you get Laura Kinney daughter Of James Howlett or Logan. Or is she was once called Talon, alias X-23's soul if HS ever tires to take Hell from you , am I correct?"

" Yes your honor." The Son of Satan admits.

She glares at the new hell lord. "Do we really need to have a trial here? Or will you just give HS' soul back?"

The half demon waves at HS. And he's set on fire.

" My brother is now whole , as was the agreement. " Hellstorm declares.

Another voice comes from the one of the of the portals. It was Mephisto's " The X-men are mine! I lured them down here!"

Death shakes her head. " Did you actually get any member of the X-men to willingly give you thier souls?"

" No. " The demon lord said flatly.

" You know the rules, Mephisto. They are free to go ." She gestures and and next thing I know we're at the mansion at Westchester.

Ice man shouts."Yes I'm gonna totally take a cold bath! With packs of ice added! Underneath an air conditoner!"

HS. looked over to Laura. " You risked you soul for me?"

" You did the same for me. " She shrugged.

" Does this mean we're back together?"

" Let's take it one step at a time." Laura answers.

They are about to kiss when I put my hand in between them .

" Uggh! I just put my tounge on Demon blood! " spit's Laura.

" Bleh" Hs Gags. " I don't even want to know what I tasted on my side!"

" HS go home! Laura go to yer room!"

I need a cold brew.

Meanwhile Lucifer falls out of the Nexus of reality. " Earth Realm?

"Good! There shall be a recokoning for my humilation! A painful reckoning!"

Journey to the Center O'Hell pt 3

2007-03-24T19:28:00.000-07:00

Well the fight was goin' about as well as can be expected against someone who fought Silver Surfer to a stand still. Bit us X-men where actually doin' a pretty good job Because Mephisto kept gettin' distracted by that screamin' idiot Ghost Rider.

Then while he was gettin' thrashed we'd jump Mephisto. O' course he'd recover , and we gota do it all over again. Until he was suddenly blasted and disappeared. We all turn . on the blaster, Damion Hellstorm.

" Hellstorm our thanks.." Chuck starts .

" I didn't do this for you Xavier. Just letting my uncle know who's the new top dog.That and offer you a deal, Help me route the last of my father's defenses , and I'll send you home."

" Woo Hoo!" Iceman shouts in the back.

"Wait a minute!" Laura Growls after I cut her outta the cage, and avoidin' the regenerating Mephisto flesh. " What about HS' soul? We can't just let him keep it. "

The former Defender's eyes turn red. " He has the gift he'll be a threat to me one day I can't allow that!"

She pops her claws " Please! He doesn't want your precious throne just to live on Earth."

" What are you willing to bet on that little girl ? Your soul? "

" I don't have a soul." She mutters.

" Ha! Mephisto did a number on you " Hellstorm laughs. " Yes you have one, I can see it. But fine If you people help me I'll give HS' soul back as long as he never tries to unseat me. But if he ever comes for me not only is his soul forfeit so is yours!"

Before I can shut her mouth she says "Fine! I'm probably going to Hell anyway!"

He opens a portal, Go through there, and retrieve my love sick brother, Wait! what is the meaning of this Vulcan!"

" Don't address a god in that term Son of Satan I came here to bring sad tidings the boy known as Fade, along with the demon that posses him have been slain by your father."

I see tears Come down Laura' cheek. "I may have lost Angus, I'm not losing HS!" She's about to go through the portal, when I knock her out.

" Ya ain't goin' anywhere girl." I throw her at Gambit. " Make yerself useful fer once And take her with ya, and Hellstorm I'll be gettin' the dumb kid out." I do a double take. " What the Flamin' hell happened to yer hair Bub?" When he starts to talk with that extremely fake French accent O' his I stop 'im . " Never mind I don't wanna know. I jump through the portal, and And I hear someone behind me.

" Ghost Rider what are ya doin?"

" I'm going to help you."

I roll my eyes . " God it's the 90's all over again. "

" Hey that was Dan Ketch not...."

"I don't care!" I interrupt.

On the way there is a door, and like a dummy I open it. The Sentry jumps out an' yells " I have the powers of a thousand exploding suns in my pants!" he starts dancin' and begins a strip tease. I slash his chest , and it turns into a demon.

" What was that ?" The Rider asks.

" A reenactment O' the worst Avengers meetin' in history. That's Sentry on Ginger ale I 'd hate ta see him drink a beer. "

" That's the reason I ain't never joined the Avengers" He laughs.

" Yeah that's the reason." I snort.

He's jumped by a bunch O' demons. " Go On get the Kid I'll be fine leave me!" He shouts.

" No Problem." I mumble.

I find the boy in human form, and some demon chick lookin' at me strangely.

" Where's the girl? Why are you here? You Fool! You've ruined everything I was going to make a potion from her blood!"

I show her my fangs. " I'm so glad ta mess up yer lil plan then darlin."

" Kill you!" she declares shooting hell fire at me. I dodge it. Duck some magic sword she tries to use on me. I stab her in the guts . She tries some spell, an' I kick 'er in the mouth before she finishes it.

She heals up. ans skewers me with her blade , I heal as well. " Looks like we're at a stalemate Darlin'."

A chain forms around ' er body. The Ghost rider pulls her over to him. " Satanna ."

" Zarathros?"

" Half of me. Look into my eyes, and feel the pain of all your victims!"

She screams, and slumps down. I go over ta Hs and slash his chains off . " Hey rookie! rise n' shine!"

" Your not Logan. Your another one of the punishments here.

I smack him one. " Believe I'm Logan now dummy?"

He glares. "Yeah."

" Good now ya got two choices, I can knock ya out , an, drag ya outta here, or ya can walk. Which one is it gonna be?" he gets up , an starts followin' me. " Good choice." I grin.

journey to the center O' Hell part 2

2007-03-16T19:53:00.000-07:00

So Fade left lookin' fer HS. Eh. Good I don't wanna have ta be a part O' rescuing that punk. Lil' freak thinks he's entitled ta things just because he had 'em all handed to'im. Laura actually showed some brains, kickin' him to the curb.

There I am starin' off at Mephisto. I growl" It's adamntium tastin' time Bub!" I charge the freak. He gestures, An' I'm covered in fire. Next thing I know a bunch o' my Ol Sparrin' partners attack me, The Dark Riders Cylla, A bunch O' others.

Weird I notice Cyber ain't among 'em. What he get thrown inta loser hell? While these shades O' past enemies rip and tear at me Mephisto looks over ta the cage where Laura is bein' held.

" This is what love gets you. Pain. You see the feeling you had for my nephew aren't real just a chemical reaction. when the chemicals are gone 'love' fades. All this pain Logan goes through? It's your fault!

I tear through the bodies, O' my ol' enemies. " That was fun. Got any more? or should I just take Laura outta here."

The demon grins. " You know your always bragging that pain is an old friend of yours. I think it's time to get reacquainted with your greatest meetings with it. "

Next thing I know I'm a little kid again, an' my dad was just shot by Thomas Logan. I'm mad I feel this tearin' in my hands. Next thing I know Thomas Logan is dead, His son that pervert Dog, just had his face torn open, an' my life will never be the same again. James Howlett died that day , and Wolverine was born.

My journey don't stop there, no I get to relive accidently killin' my first love Rose. Then years later Sabertooth killin' Silver Fox.

After that I get ta visit the Beatin' Sabertooth put on me the first time. The next moments are visits all Over my life. Some fun stops are Cyber killin' another girl I was inta , than rippin' out my eye then I took an extended time in the Weapon X project.

Then the fun O bein' crucified by the Reavers.

Then havin' My Adamantium pulled out. Next thing I know the Hulk is tearin, me apart.

Why Mephisto, kept me at the one time Batgirl supposedly beat me up is beyond me . I mean that was kinda fun except I ain't got Deathstroke's pedophile thing. But hey look me up in a couple O' years Darlin'.

Yeah I know I'm wit. Shi , an all, but I'm naturally a pessimist. We'll either breakup, or she'll be killed. Just how my life goes. Any way after goin' on "this is yer life here. I went into a bezerker rage.

He just blasts me with hellfire. " Well that was entertaining." He laughs. " Now go into your cage, next second, he's zapped by an Optic Blast. Well looks like Scott is in "Butch Mode " today.

" This is my lil' surprise fer ya Bub! " I grin as The X-men all attack.

" This just means can claim their souls sooner.!" the Hell lord brags.

I clap Hank On the shoulder. " good work Bub I knew ya can make that Astral Plane Portal get here."

" Well yes , and no, we had to have someone put a spell on it to allow it to give us entry." Beast explains.

" Who Doc Strange?" I ask. " I knew him joining up wit' the New Avengers would be a good thing."

" No. " Beast stammers. " Someone else."

" Aw no don't tell me!" But the sounds of a motorcycle engine confirms it Johnny Freakin' Blaze Better known as ..

Ghost Rider... Great just Flamin' great!

Journey to the center O' Hell Part 1

2007-03-13T22:46:00.000-07:00

Yeah I Got mad at Aoc . C'mon we all went over the finish line at the same time. and if Simon didn't have it in fer me it woulda been me who got the win.

Bleh. Whatever Chuck thought he could keep me asleep. yeah Flamin' right he I guess he fergot about all the mental blocks Weapon X put inta this ol' Canuckle head. Yeah I went out fer like a minute, then I was up again ready ta give someone a piece O'my claws.

Then the phone rings.

" Yeah? Whattya want ?" I growl.

" Hey this is Fade."

" I know who it is bub, I got caller Id."

The kid seemed shocked by that. " I know where HS And Laura are could you meet me at Clover Heights? "

" That the joint ya live at wit' Parker? ain't it? Yeah I'll be there in a few. "

When I get there I leap as high as my legs'll take me. Then I use my claws ta climb the rest O' the way. Yeah I know I coulda' took the elevator , This way is quicker an' more fun.

Ya know ya never know what yer gonna see in people's windows. Like this.

Now that puny little geek Parker, is, and his model wife are havin' a 3 way? While my gil ain't even gonna hear O' it. Flamin' injustice. Then i see Parker come out like this an' all is right wit' with the world.

I really hope the pajama bottoms with the skirt , with the tap dancin'shoes is his new costume. So I can laugh at him in the next New Avengers meeting.

When I get up ta the, Roof I find the Irish Kid talkin' to himself. Not only that I smell two scents comin' from 'im. One O' them is bad news. I pop my claws. " Didja have anything ta do with Laura beun' missin'? " I ask.

" No." The kid said his Irish accent missing. " But this little freak knows exactly where she is. "

The smell O' Brimstone, comes up behind us. I turn ta see this normal lookin' man.

Though I ain't ever seen this person before the smell tells me all I need ta know. " Mephisto!" I leap at the demon, but get some hellfire fer my trouble.

" Logan Logan, Logan, why do you keep trying to hurt me? You know it's Futile! But if you want to try again, I invite you into my realm. I think that little pathetic imp can get you there. Your daughter will keep me company until you can arrive. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

He vanishes in a puff of smoke. Damn it normally I would just go in , not carin' about the consequences, but this time Laura's life is at stake , I may have ta set up a lil' surprise fer Mephisto.

X-23:I'm in Hell

2007-02-26T00:23:00.000-08:00

Some imp tricked me. Now I'm in here with Zebra Daddy, connstantly tuanting me. The more I kill him. The more he comes back.What's worse is the soul of my mother, she's asking me "why?" over and over.

After a few days Satan laughs. " My son is coming for you so now, I no longer need you. Seems my brother has a grudge with your father. So Your about to go there . Have fun! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Next thing I know, I blackout, and when I wake up I see this person.

" Hello Laura. I'm an old friend of your father's. You can call me Uncle Mephisto. Well That's kind of ironic given your reation ship with my nephew. He's should know not too reproduce, look at the problems I've had with Blackheart, or Trigon has had with Raven. "

" What do you want monster?" I challenge. " My Soul?"

He guffaws. " Why would I want something you don't have clone girl?"

" That's not true!" I yell.

" Please girl your nothing but a weapon." He sneers. " A smell can make you kill your mother. Your a gun, and you even have a trigger. So I find it funny that you even tried to act like a human. with reation ships and, friends."

Damn it ! i think he's right . I'm nothing but a killing machine. I'm not a person. Vegeta, and Emma were right.

"Don't worry. " He grins . " I have some people here to keep you company. Those that your you , and your father have sent to me. Soon he'll come looking for you. That is when I'll capture his soul. Then The X-men will journey here to free him, and soon thier souls will join him. I'll keep you as a pet your slashing the denziens of my domain amuses me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "

Logan if you read this don't come looking for me. I'm nothing anyway.

My son, and Carol's dyin'

2007-02-23T00:10:00.000-08:00

So I'm at the Skull Island pit stop.. Checkin' out babes in fur bikinis. I get this phonecall.

" Hey 'Dad'" the voice on the other line is my son. He ain't like Laura who's a clone. But a son I actually had with a former wife, She was murdered an' the baby ripped outta her . By the same people who turned me inta a killin' machine.

They made him just like me.

" What do ya want?" I ask.

" Oh nothing really. I just want to say thanks as for the blonde you know the one that's supposed to be having your kid? Well she'sbleeding to death in a Hotel in Dark Town. You can save her if you want, or not I don't really care. Huh."

I'm so pissed at the boy that I didn't notice the "huh." "Hey Old Man." He continues. "Do red eyes run in the family? Maybe this kid is Wonderman's after all. Doesn't matter Weapon X is going have fun , making him one of it's agents. Bye."

I get a Transport , and make it to the part O' West City called Darktown. I'm goin' around blind until I find My boy's scent. DAmn It! He' hidden where he went ta pretty damn well.

I fllow the trail O' blood. to where Carol's bleedin, I Pick 'er up to take her to the hospitol when. Iron Man crashes through the roof.

" My God!Logan! I knew you were angry but this butchery! How could you?"

" Wait Stark! This isn't what it looks like we been set up!"

" PUT HER DOWN!" He shouts.

After I do so. I calmly Try ta talk this out. " Look Bub..." I'm interuppted by a Repulsor Ray in the chest.

Halfway down to the pavement . I hear " S.H.I.E.L.D.! This is Director Stark! I need a med team at my location ASAP! Agent Danvers is hurt bad!"

I don't hear the rest since I hit a fire hydrant head first. After recoverin' I get a punch to the face fer my trouble. In that suit I think he can lift oh about 75 tons or more. Not at The Hulk's punchin' power but still enough ta smart.

Especially. Since I go through a flamin' wall.

" I can't believe I used to defend you to Cap!" He 's still yellin', "Get up! You Savage! Get up! So I can put you back down!"

I try ta get ready ta claw him when I'm blasted by all kinds O' werid rays. I Much As i hate ta admit it I ain't got much O' a chance here. Maybe If I try ta ta lure "im inta traffic with whiskey like Kid Flash is always sayin'? My brain mut be more damaged then I thought since I'm makin' jokes while Iron Man 's beatin, the Hell outta me.

X23 : A visit from my older brother

2007-02-15T19:55:00.000-08:00

After the fight with Dad, Forge put me through all kinds of tests. Then I was locked in a cell. In case I was a "danger to my self or others." I guess I did act a little insane. Though were Vampirella gets the idea I was raped is beyond me.

Those sick I was with as A prostitute while disgusting wasn't any rape. But I would deserve it after killing my mother. I know the X-men keep saying it wasn't my fault, but I still did it.

When I thought of this I was about to slash myself hen a voice in my head, says " You really shouldn't do that Healing factor or not."

I feel an evil grin come over my face " What's up Chuck?"

The cell door opens and he's already groaning. " Why do the two of you insist on this inifantile humor?" He shakes his head . " Any way it seems Logan wasn't completely paranoid."

" What do you mean?" I ask.

" Something has been over stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain....."

" What?" I scream! " That bastard!"

"Now Laura." Chuck reassures " I've known Hot stuff since he was a baby. I don't think he would..."

I stop Chuck right there. " He has some explaining to do !If I don't like the answers he's going to be singing soprano!" Snikt!

" Laura calm down!" Chuck orders. " look he's in the living room, and you two, can talk."

" Well, you may need to keep a bed in sick bay open for him!" I growl.

I stalk into the room HS is watching that stupid race that Dad is in, with Bra's father. And Hotstuff's grandfather, Vegeta.

" Hey Beautiful how're...."

I pop my claws and point them at his crotch " Don't hey beautiful me ! You did something to me and I want to know what!"

" You asked me to do the tongue thing...." He protests.

" I didn't even know what it was ! Or what kind of effect it'd have on me ! I was acting like a junkie need ing a fix !"

" Those are your dad's words, look I don't know what this power is or how to control it!"

" I thought you were different... " I say under my breathe. Before I can say anything I glance up at the TV, To see My Dad , and his grandad fighting, again. That's almost all they do.

Then I scream as Vegeta tears Logan in half. And HS laughs . " Yeah show him Grandpa!"

I glare " What did you say?"

" Huh?" You were mad at him."

I'm fighting tears. " Do you know what he went through when the Hulk did that too him? The pain was far more than physical, and ,the physical pain of being torn apart is horrible. It takes a long time to heal , and he'll be reliving it for months now!"

Then that smirking alien Bastard calls us " animals." I then realize HS grew up around this man, he probably thinks of me as an animal too he's could be using that power of his to use me , and brag to his saiyan friends.

" Get out of my sight!" I snarl.

He calls my name but I ignore it as I run to the mansion grounds,the laughter of his maniacal alien grandfather rings much louder in my ears.

I light up a cigarette,when I hear " Father's habit went to you too huh?"

"You!" My so called "half brother" I turn on him , I didn't even hear him walk up to me, just like last time when he cut me.

" Woah! Calm down Laura !" He grins "I just want to talk. So the devil kid didn't work out huh?"

" I- I don't know, it's complicated. What do I call you any way?"

" Brother will do for now."

" I think not, what do you want ?"

" Well. " He smiles " They want you back, and I'm going to give you to them."

" I'm not going anywhere. "

He pops his claws " Yes you are!"

We fight, but soon I realize that he's too strong, and more experienced than me. He's beating me when Josh comes up asking " Hey is this a training session?"

That distracts My brother Long enough for me to open his guts, and tear a more intimate area. he limps off with a threat and I thank , Josh and dumb luck for getting out of this one.

Laura Laura Laura

2007-02-12T18:18:00.000-08:00

After the last challenge, which was to outdrink Volstagg. I dunno know what happened. I woke up in this.

Ya know I don't wanna know. Or why I have hair all over my claws. An' Laura's been brought here ta the Flamin' pit stop twice now. First she attacked some Devil chick In fronta everyone in Smallville High. That I don't really care about.

The second time, she was caught tryin' ta seduce devil boy. Now that bothers me some. Vampirella brought 'er to the Pit stop, and gave me all this crap about Laura needin' councilin' whatever.

So I pretty much held my tongue there, no need ' ta spill hero blood if I don't have ta I had enough O' that durin' the Civil War. I turn ta My clone /daughter who's already slipped the cuffs.

" It's your fault that devil bitch is going to seduce him , !" she screams poppin' her claws.

" Ya'd better put those away unless yer gonna use em." I Pop my own That smug idiot Vegeta walks by.

" Trouble at home?" he laughs.

" Shut up I ain't gonna deal with you and this! "

The dork shines up an apple , and begins eatin' it. " Hmph! Don't stop on my account this will be entertaining. "

I block several slashes from her with my claws. There are several times there. I coulda stabbed her and ended this . But I ain't gonna do that. She's the only family I have .

I grab her hands, and she cuts me with that stupid foot claw in the face. I foot sweep her . " Didja get that all outta yer system yet? Ya know Ya can't hurt me fer long, So how a bout ya calm down,eh?"

" Why should I be calm ? Because of your stupid rules HS is going to get it from a she devil!"

" Then he'll be with his own kind Darlin' Besides if he Ain't gonna wait fer ya he's a slime bag who just wanted one thing. "

She starts ravin' at me not in the normal love sick kid kinda way either. More like she was talkin' about some kinda drug she gotta taste for, and needed a hit.

So all that psycho babble crap Vampirella was spewin' about her bad experiences was a cover up fer some knda power or spell That devil kid got. I know what it's like ta be a 16 year old boy, all ya want is a taste O' that sweet sweet lovin'. An' that sick lil' demon did somethin' to my daughter so he could get it.

I call chuck over , and ask 'im to put Laura in One O' the cells at the mansion. The best way to get through is ta go through the withdrawal pains. Unless O' course. Whatever this thing he did ta her isn't undoable.

Oh Wonderful now she's back ta cuttin' herself. Before one O' the X-men drag her off to take her to the cell I turn on the boy "grandfather". " Ok saiyan Yer gonna tell me what your boy did ta my girl an' how ta reverse it Or I'm gonna kill ya slowly."

" He just smirks. " Do not blame the boy because of your bad parenting skills. Or that your kid is a whore." That's it he's dead! Then HS is next ! An' whoever gets in my way!

Flamin' goofy lil' Bastard!

2007-02-05T09:23:00.000-08:00

So Vegeta got stupid, in our last challenge. I had ta keep pullin' him away from things like candy, toys whatever. To my surprise we were the first across the finish line.

The bad news is he's still dumb as a rock. His wife found 'im and took 'im home. Me and Ana ended up in guest rooms , because of the whole race thing. I think I squared things away with the devil kid . Let him know in no uncertain terms he ain't gonna be touchin' Laura.

Ok I beat him up. But the kid got the message , and I ended up smellin' like roasted Logan the rest O' the day.

Sometime today Doc " I'm Pretty " Samson shows up . He said Vegeta's mind gotta over load of G rated goodness or some psycho babble. And it regressed. So I guess I'm gonna have an idiot fer a partner now , well bigger idiot.

Then I notice Bulma walkin' by " So whattya doin?'" I ask.

" Well I was thinking if G rated over load got made him lose his mind maybe X- rated will shock it back."

"Yeah that's gross I'm leavin.'"

Me an' Shi Are stayin' in a hotel until I hear if my race partner is normal fer him any way, or if he' went screamin' inta madness. Hey it's a win win.

Bill boards

2007-01-25T18:27:00.000-08:00

Well'p We made it through another challenge sort of. I almost was turned into a flamin' zombie.

But besides that I got ta fight , an' that's what I want. Ok I'd rather just kill Vegeta. But Oh well I'll just make the best of a bad situation. Like snappin' the pic fer this billboard.

Not sure why Cyclops, and Angel changed stole monkey man's clothes. And gave him that monstrosity. Maybe that's how they like their men or somethin'. Weird as that was now the country can see Veg Brain's humiliation.

Ya know I kinda like these billboards. Well Not the Pink Wonder there. Chuck don't seem to be too happy with his either. The ones with me are great.

Well ok maybe not the one wit' me Cyke, and Carol, since that pisses off Ana.
But this one is my personal favorite.

Hehe That what Chuck gets fer havin' Scarlet Witch mess wit' my head an' turnin me girlie. Then sendin' me to psychopath Deadpool fer "manliness trainin'." I guess my healin' factor fixed the brain damage or something because one day I just woke up, and as myself, an got even with Deadpool fer abusin' me.

And that bill board shows my vengence on Xavier. Which makes it my favorite. Hehe.

I'm the best at somethin' else now .

2007-01-15T23:39:00.000-08:00

What's that ya may ask? Well Easy I've finally showed the world one O' my hidden talents. I have unleashed my singin' voice on a unexpecting' world.

I'm pretty sure I'm now gonna be gettin' record contracts or somethin' Well If I can get the time wit' all my superhero work. Don't worry I'll still remember everyone when I'm in Hollywood.

Oh and ya might as well ferget it groupies My girl friend Likes bein' with girls behind my back and not Sharin' the The fun. So No. I'm taken.

Well I'm gonna train my voice. The whole way to the next pitstop.

Workin Wit Vegeta sucks.

2007-01-12T18:47:00.000-08:00

I'm beginnin' to think Veg head has narcolepsy. He 's always sleepin' when we're in the car or somethin'. Also when he sleeps he talks like Bulma, or sings show tunes , like her It's flamin' weird. Though I have a sort O' respect for him after I found out he talked his wife into partyin' with Pantha.

Sadly I've gotten used to it. This Last challenge was loads O' fun though. We got ta sale some Lemonade , an I meet up wit some O' my fans. Some O' the chicks are pretty hot.

Then Vegeta got this idea to Kidnap Superman's clone Kon-El After learnin' the boy's name I now know who the big red S is when he's on his off hours Not that I'm really inta blowin'' people's secret id's. Kinda frowned on in this business.

Well unless ya happen ta be Tony Stark that is.

So we take the kid, and use him to distract the soldiers At the next challenge same a bunch O' scientists at The COBRA base. Then Short dumb, and saiyan makes as much noise as possible destroyin' their tanks, and planes.

Then The snakes show up en masse. Good I thought it was time to prove to these producers that When I say I'm the best there is that I ain't lyin'. I think I pretty much prove that.

The problem with these COBRA idiots couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. They ain't really what I'd call marksmen. Ya see just takin' out a bunch O' cannon fodder ain't enough. I gotta fight somone who seems like a danger to show off my skills.

My Healin' Factor can take care of any thing they can dish out so it was a little disappointing . They went down hard. After goin' through some fun interrogatin' with these twins with weird ass powers.

Along the Way I fight this ninja he was tough but just when I was about ta ace, him Vegeta knocks him out by backahnding him.

We find the egg heads. O' Course veg heads wife just has ta be one of em, Because Life hates me. So I get ta watch the two make out fer some time ugh! So Flamin' fun I get ta taste my lunch again ugh!

Yeah I admit I did hit on Bulma. It pisses Vegeta off. But weird thing she hates me. Ya know usually I can smell a little attraction when a babe acts like that toward me probably cause O' the feral mutant Pheremones I send off. They don't seem to work on this girl.

That only usually happens wit'certain types O' other mutants. Huh. It'd explain the hair color, but she has no powers that I can tell. Unless she's gotta Forge thing goin' on.

No matter though I get ta lead the scientists out wow fun . Well it did get fun When I slashed up some red dressed Cobras that actually knew how to shoot. Now that was satisfiyin'.

Un fortuantley I had after Vegeta gets to play the hero I have to drive everyone back . And Monkey boy, and monkey lovin' girl talk about me in Japanese.

" Ya know. I can speak that don't ya."

" We know Rodent. But the camera man does not know what we're saying." Vegeta Smirks.

Bulma flashes an evil smile " What good is insulting you when you can't understand it huh Ugly?"

Yup. I'm gonna kill 'em both one O' these days.

New Avengers disassembled

2007-01-02T11:57:00.000-08:00

It looks like The Amazing Mutant Race Is gonna happen good thing too. Since I was goin' to tell CBS How I felt about that Personally. Lucky fer them I don't have too now. Though I have ta team With dumass Vegeta.

I was mugged by a freakin' Dinosaur man in Central Park. Someway I ain't sure of Veg head got the idea I was eatin the thing. Yeah I often tear my own shirt off jump in a pond, an' chow down on a freakin' raw dinosaur man.

Before all o" this mess The New Avengers had a meetin'. The Whole Civil War divided the team an' those divisions are still there. Hell I was surprised Cap didn't jump over the table , an beat the Hell outta Stark.

Here's the basics though Most of us just don't trust Tony, An' we really don't want him on the team. An' Sentry is followin' him around like a lost puppy. So It looks like he'll be gone.

From what I can tell it looks like there will be two teams O' Avengers . Not sure If I'll be on Cap's or not yet. Maybe I'll take a little off my plate an' just stay with the X-men, not sure yet. Well I gotta go or Veg head will never figure out any O' the clues to the race.

What's wrong wit' these Kids ?

2006-12-22T23:24:00.000-08:00

Today we had the Christmas Party for all the kids, Who are goin' back home fer the Holidays. I drew the short straw , and had ta give out the kids presents. Fer some reason lot O' them ran off I wonder why?

Flamin' kids just don't have the Christmas Spirit.

The After life sucks.

2006-12-17T20:03:00.000-08:00

So where I was last time on the blog, The Dark Riders and Cyber was surrodin' me. I tore through the Dark Riders pretty easy. But Cyber's Another problem entirely. Oddly he still had his Adamantim skin.

Kinda funny since the reason he died was Genesis took his skin off. " You were always afraid of me Logan! Now I'm going to drag you into Hell with us." I pop my claws into his eyes.

" Nice ta see ya again Bub. I guess ya ain't gonna be seein' anything anymore." As my ol' enemey scurried away. I saw what looked like the Devil scowlin' at me. Mad that I aced these losers.

" Ya want to get me come an' do it yerself!" I turn around, an' The guys I just beat get back up. Healed faster than me. Looks like Dead people don't stay messed up. Well good means I get ta put 'em down again.

The voice of a girl laughin' makes me turn. " Well , well Tovarich seems like you just keep yourself in trouble Da?"

" Yup Illyana.

" So Ya here ta take me ta final reward or somethin?"

" No. I'm just here to hold them off until you get back to your body."

" Eh? whattya talkin' about? I was cured. I ain't got a healin' factor."

" Well Tovarich You do. Either the cure is temporary, or your power fought it off. You'd better go back,Oh Da Before you go can you tell Pitor I'm fine and not to feel sad about me?"

I wave at her " Least I can do Darlin'" I Walk away from the light, and next thing I know I'm awake in a flamin coffin. I hear Bobby Drake bein' stupid above me.

I was thinkin' about just stayin' in there until I healed completely. But I was thirsty, and hungry. So I broke out.

My Brain was a little messed up so I was stumblin' around an' freakin out the students. Many of them thought I was undead or somethin' What do they teach these kids here? Then again, I have fought vampires, and zombies before.

After My Healin' Factor Fixes I remember that Creed did this to me. An' I was sure Laura, and Ana would go after him. I asked Chuck ta find 'em fer me. When he does I get some guns and some bullets made of Carbonadium. I've been keepin' for a for Sabertooth.

When I get there I make my dramatic entrance from an Alley. How The hell the Punisher got into this I don't know. But, Ana and Laura, I expected, An' poor Ol' Creed was too stupified ta do anything.

Ana jumps on me, after kissin' me. I put 'er down "We will finish this later, just keep it warm for me." I winked at her then turned as He growled"Now Bub, I think you and I have some unfinished business!"

I shoot him down, Creed Is freaked out that he ain't healin'. " Carbonadium, Bub it messes up our healin' factors. Let's see how ya like Bein' dead for a while Creed."

I fire a few more inta him. And he lays on the ground convulsion' Fer some reason, This remind me of Picard's Christmas Party where a couple O' Borg drones tried ta assimilate me.

They poked me wit' some kind of needle, and these things gointot me nanites I guess. My Healin' Factor fights 'em off. " Yo robots! That all Ya got? I've healed from a Brood bein' implanted in me. I slashed 'em up after that I wonder if Picard's Crew found where I put the bodies?

I call the Vault to pick up Sabertooth. The Punisher asks " Where do I get those bullets?"

" I ain't got no more bub. Unless I find the C-synthesizer that is. An' I ain't lettin' you have any Punisher. Now why don't ya get outta here before the SHIELD Boys show up huh?"

" Yes I must kill Iron Man." he rambles back.

I shake my head. " Yeah good luck wit' that."

So Me ' an My Babe Ana Spend the night gettin'reacquaintedd. The next mornin' I go down to the Kitchen ta get some breakfast. When Damned Vegeta shows up " You ready for the Race Rodent?"

Oh damn I fergot I have to race as a team member with this alien idiot. Maybe I should have just stayed in the grave.

Sabertooth will die , or I will.

2006-12-14T15:56:00.002-08:00

From Punisher's War Journal.

I've never really had any particular love for superheroes. But if anyone dies I want to punish those who are guilty. The Girl X-23 thought she was going to knock me out .

I wake the Woman Shi with smelling salts. " Are you actually supposed to be trained?" I sneer. " You let the little girl knock you out I think you have to turn your Katana.

She curses me in Japanese I can see why her and Logan get along. At least X-23 ' feeble attempt to knock me out gave me a chance to put a tracer on her. We find her in the seedy part of town. Sabertooth was handing her head.

When he kicks her away I fill Sabertooth with lead.

" Ya idiot !" he screams. " My healin' factor keeps yer bullets from killin' me ."

" Bet it still hurts huh?" I respond. I toss a Thermite grenade that set him a flame. He charges me trying to burn me as well. Shi knocks Creed back with some power or something.

It wasn't enough Victor just goes after her. While he's not looking , at me I knock his knee out of it's socket with a kick. While he's recovering I put my pistol in his eye, and fire. At the same time, Shi plunges her swords into his lungs.

All this does is set him off in a bezerker rage. During this he claws through my kevlar armor. After he spends his rage on me he turns to Shi. " Well Darlin' I'm gonna send ya ta Logan like I said I was gonna do the other day!"

A gruff voice comes from an alley " Aw Vic Ya don't have ta send her to me Bub, I'm right here."

What the Hell?

Who does this person think he is?

2006-12-09T20:22:00.000-08:00

Sabertooth took Wolverine away from me. Now I'm going to take. his life away from him. Josh kept trying to talk me out it.

"Laura he's way too strong. he almost killed you last time."

"I wasn't ready for him last time . This time he won't be ready for me. Besides I won't let Ana throw her life away."

"Like throwing your life away is any better ?"

I ignored him , and went after Sabertooth. . After beating some fools who are dumb enough to call themselves his associates. I find him . Looks like Shi found him first. She was losing badly. I pop my claws .

But before I can get near Creed, somone shoots him with some kind of exploding bullets. What the Flamin Hell do ya think yer tryin' to pull?" Sabertooth yells at some human with a machine gun.

" Ya didn't even like Logan. Why the Hell are ya gettin' vengence for him?"This isn't Vengence, It's Punishment." He blasts creed with a Bazooka then immolates him with a grenade.

Creed Out of instinct jumps into the East River. I'm sure when he heals he's going to be angry. I scream at the interloper. " Why did you do that? you let him get away He shakes his head.

" You shouldn't be after him little girl."

"And This isn't your fight Castle!" I spit.

Shi butts in. " Laura who is this person?"

"Frank Castle." I respond. "Better known as the Punisher.

dammit!

2006-12-04T21:49:00.000-08:00

I have ta team with Vegeta? Vegeta? Damn flamin' Bastard.I was all ready ta have some fun with the Amazing Mutant race. Then I find our non mutants get ta play, not only that but Vegeta picked me as his partner What the Hell was he thinkin'?

So I'm complainin with Ana About this on the phone, When I notice Laura's gone. Damn it not when Sabertooth's on the loose. I say bye to The Babe. I call tht stupid boy HS' cell phone yup she's got it.

" Where are ya?" I scream a little too loud.

"I'm at the docks." She snorts.

" This wasn't our deal Laura. As long as Sabertooth is free evreyone is dai know is in danger."

" Creed already got to me, I doubt he'd attack me again."

" Ya don't know him like I do." Then it hits me. " Are ya at the docks to see that devil boy?"

She snorts " It's none of your business if I am. Besides if Angus can have monkey girl too , why can't i have another guy?"

"Is this what this is about Makin' Fade Jealous?" I question.

" No, not anymore at least. Look Logan I'm not talking about this with you any more!"

" YA get back to the mansion right now girl or i'm comin' ta get ya!" Then I feeel this syringe goin' into my arm.

I turn around Sabertooth somehow gotten in without me smellin' him.or noticin'."

" Ya aint goin' any where Logan, but ta the grave."

I pop my claws normally it hurts for a second then stops but this time the pain don't go away,and it's bleedin like crazy.

" Confused Jamie Boy?" Creed growls. " Don't be I just gave ya the mutant cure, Now I could just let ya die naturally from the adamantium skelton , But ya know what? I'm gonna just gonna kill ya now."

I fight him, but since I'm a normal person now, I ain't gotta chance He beats me , bad.

As my vision fades, he laughs at me. " Ya know that kid, yer supposed to be havin' with Carol? Well ya ain't. She didn't get pregnent. But she was sooo desperate she made a deal wit' me to get a kid.

I was supposed ta get one of those clones of ya . That Weapon X made instead I gave her Wonder Man's kid I guess she won't find that out, until she gives birth to a wuss bag! To bad ya ain't gonna be around ta see it."

Next thing I know I feel a huge pain. in my chest , and guts. evreything goes dark, Well that is until this light at the end O' a tunnel opens . "Aw Hell not again!" I shout.

" Yeah again freak!" I turn around and see Cyber?

Behind him are some O' the Dark Riders, and other scum I've killed over the years. Cyber points at me, " Your dead pal and this time your not going to come back!We're going to habve a loooong time to catch up Logan."

The bad guy behind it all.

2006-11-29T18:28:00.000-08:00

Parker had left me without directions to the wharehouse I found it eventually. I woulda found it sooner, but After he left me in the dust I called Wonderman, and told him That Spider-man wanted to hang out with him.

He screeched like a flamin' schoolgirl. Apparently no one wants to be around Simon Williams I wonder why. After that I tell the loser , if he plays his cards right he may have a shot at Mary Jane. Yeah this'll probably end in May Parker beatin' 'im up.

I get there not able to to contain my laughin'Any way the fight starts with the loser Spider-men. I take down the one that poisioned me though I didn't kill the punk.

PArker and me took down a couple O' others. The we ask the Scientist who was makin' the losers who paid 'im Well Parker did I was gettin' close to a
Bezerker Rage.

It's been a stressful last few days fer the ol' Canuckle Head what can I say? The geek finally coughed up his employer, Wilson Fisk The Kingpin. So Spider-man swings to Stark Tower while I drive my bike.

We get to his office , and he's got two costume jockeys wit' him Tombstone, and Electro.

" Why did yer guy stab me wit that venom barb tubbo?" I growl.

He just arrogantly looks at me like I was nothin'. " You were just at the right place , at the wrong time Mutant."

" Aw if you missed me Kingie " Jokes Spider-man " You didn't have to make a whole bunch of lame ripoffs of me . You could have called or written."

Kingpin crushes his desk. " You've humilated me, mad me look weak in front of the other crimelords for the last time Spider-Man."

" Temper temper." Parker just never stops. " your liable to bust a blood vessal, or have to redcocrate your entire building."

" Kill them." the fatman orders to his goons. PSpidey keeps jumpin' over the pale freak Tombstone's fists. Meanwhile while I'm goin' fer Fisk. Electro zaps me I start gon fer him but the shocks start fryin' my insides .

I drop to my knees from the pain, then I start crawlin' towards 'im.

" Yeah!" He rants "I'm gonna get my rep back! I'm going to be the man that killed Wolverine!"

This one of the times metal bones are not a good thing. All the electricity is conductin' through the adamntium. Outta deperation I claw the floor beth me until it gives way.

I let my self fall int the hole, and catch a rafter on the way down . O' course the sttogee puts his head in the hole expectin' me to have fallen.all the way down. I grab 'im an' toss 'im in a fish Tank.

His powewrs an' water don't mix well, so goes out like a light. I crawl outta the floor, and charge fat boy.

" You think me an easy target huh midget? Well I'll show you I'm no push over." He grabs me faster than one would think he could an' he start squeezin'.

" Why are your bones not cracking?" he shouts.

" Ever hear of adamantium Bub?" I grin. I break his grip

" How " he whines.

" I've fought the Hulk big boy, Ya maybe big but ya ain't The Hulk."

He pulls a gun an' shoots me I go into a bezerker rage, And when the red haze subsides The fat man is all slashed up. But he's still alive. I'm about to remedy that when a web catches me .

" I thought you were busy." I snort.

" What tall pale and gruesome? " He smirks under that mask I know it." He was easy enough to beat." I hear police sirens in the distance, I ain't got enough time to fight Spider-man then waste the Kingpin before they get here.

I also don't wanna fight the NYpd, or play twent questions So I cut my losses an' go.

The next day. A kletter comes To Professor Xavie's office it's a subpeona. The king Wilson Fisk is suing him, and Wolverine , for assault and Mental anguish. The Professor just shakes his head.

The moment I got home I went into a healin' coma. I wake up about twelve hours later, The Beast Jumps up to me As I get outta my room lookin' fer Cornflakes and coffee.

" Logan Have you seen Laura yet?" he asks.

" No why?" I ask.

"Sabertooth mauled her.She almost didn't survive.but her healing factor saved her."

I push Hank outta the way. After visitin her for hours I finally leave to rest an let her Healin' Factor fix ' er up Creed's Gonna pay fer this!"

Findin' this punk is harder than I thought.

2006-11-19T22:16:00.000-08:00

After the weird meetin' at SHIELD HQ. Me an' Parker had no where to go In tour investigation. well except Parker makin' jokes about how I talk. Iafter all the time I known the guy he still thinks I'm dumb as a rock.

" Alright smart guy, Ya just keep yukkin' it up. I'll go to the local waterin' hole."

" This isn't the time to be drinking Logan." he chides me.

I puff a cigar. " Nah . Bub. Where I'm goin' all kinds O' low lifes hang out. I'm just gonna beat on'im a bit get some in for some info Maybe Ya should go get yer Spidey jammies eh?"

" Like you can talk with that yellow and Blue monstorsity you wear."

" Yeah . " I laugh. " Ya gotta admit though The brown one was pretty cool."

He had no answer fer that one. sow ego to this dive that I know pretty well. An' O' course all the lunatics attack Parker first. Ok So I asked him to wer the costume to distract evreyone. Eh I knew he was strong enough ta fight off these losers.

I took out some O' the stragglers. I find my favorit stoolie Sal. " Well Bub We meet again."

" Whwhat do you want Logan. " World Peace An' a new paintjob on my Motorcycle. But I'll settle fer ya tellin' me about some people that dress like my friend there."

" I dunno know anything about that Logan."

SNIKT!

" Ok, Ok Some guy is paying a scientist from that whole Luthor evreyman project deal from a year back there workin' outta the Wein Claremont wahare house on the Wharf.

Well we gotta an idea where ta start. Hope parker ain't too sore Heheheh.

Wolverine and Spider-man team up begins.

2006-11-14T18:08:00.000-08:00

Note: This happens before the November 14th edition Of TX : New Model.

I went with Carol to talk about. This whole kid thing. I still don't smell any pregnancy pheremones, but why would Carol lie? I think it's just I don't wanna smell 'em or somethin'.

Any way she gets all pissed off cause I ain't gonna marry her, she rips out the door O' the Truck I borrowed from Ice man . That's what ya get fer that damned DVD there Drake.

Very funny. When I get there I find Peter Parker, talkin' To Nick Fury.

" Here about the fake Spider-man too Logan?" Asks Nick " I hear you had a run in with it. That it poisoned you."

" Yeah I don't know what it was but It took a while fer the Ol'Mutant healing Factor to fight it off."

Parker looks rather grim" I have enough trouble with people trusting me, thanks to Jameson and his editorials I don't need some psycho running around killing, people dressed like me."

Fury interrupts" I just hope no one's making Spider Clones again." I see Parker shiver at that thought. " The kid here's been telling me That other Spidermen have been popping up, each one with more power than the last."

" Whatever. " I growl. "When I catch the guy, I'm gonna make Spider-Kabob."

" Slow down there short stuff." Quips Peter. " I want to find out where these posers are coming from, so at least wait until we find that out before you skewer him."

" Well You two seem to have this pretty much handled." Says Fury call SHIELD if you need us."

Now that don't sound like Nick at all. He's usually nosin' his way inta evreything we do. I better check my self for trackin' devices after I leave here. Spider- Man's sense thing will tell 'im if he's got anything stuck on him.

It looks like it's a team up. Look Out Ya fake we're comin' fer ya.

My Time At the Civil War Party.

2006-11-05T13:19:00.000-08:00

Well Me and Ana Go to the party late. She modeled her dress And well just wanted ta get it off 'er.

I'm mindin' my business, stayin away from Veg head outta respect fer Spider-man since he don't want any fightin' at the party. I'm drinkin' a beer, when Carol comes up.

" Logan I have something to tell you ...."

" Look darlin'" I answer. " What happened to between us was a mistake. I was drugged by this damned fake Spider-man . I didn't know what I was doin.' "

" I'm pregnant." she states simply. She shows me the papers. Oh Hell. Funny though she don't smell like she's gotta kid, Maybe it's too soon. I go over to get me a beer This ain't what I wanted to hear today , or ever.

When I get to the Beer I find Josh Foley an' Kon-El.

" What are ya kids doin'? That stuff ain't fer ya."

Elixir backs off but that damned cocky S kid. Just grins at me. " Who's gonna stop us from drinkin' it short stuff you?"

Stupid kid. He was actin' better than this before he died, Now he's bein' a complete jerk. Looks like I'll have to give him an attitude adjustment. I pop the claws just to put a scare in him.

He grabs my hand faster them I can see. When did this kid get superspeed? Next thing I know I'm thrown in a trash can. He crushes it around me. Damned boy. When I get outta this He's gonna get it.

As I'm strugglin ta get get my claws into a position, where I can use'em. ta slash out. I hear a very familiar voice.

" Well Bub That's where ya belong." I look out through a hole in the can. Sabertooth.

" Oh don't get up on my account there Logan. Or should I be callin' ya James these days? It don't matter none. You'll be just as dead, no matter what ya call yerself. But first I'm gonna rip up them Frails of yers. I heard from across the room yer gonna be a Daddy Ya know I can't allow that now don't ya." He starts laughin'

"Carol'd kick yer ass Creed!" Alright I'm finally startin ta get outta this stupid thing.

" Heh , When she's 9 or 8 months preggo? I doubt it. I'll just wait 'till then. In the mean time though, I'll take out those I missed Like X-23, The boy that weapon x's has been keepin' Then I think I'll gut That Shi chick , Maybe even her lil' protege friend too. Ya know The Cajun couldn;t stop me if he wanted too. Then finally when ya got no one left , then I'll finally take ya out. Later Logan, oh and Happy Birthday."

I break outta the can, and Creed is long gone. Dammit. He always does this. Like he did to Silver Fox. Any time I seem ta get any happiness he comes along and and destroys it. Not this time I'm gonna gut that slime ball.

On the way out Creed glares as Carol Danvers and points his claws at her,and Ana then makes a cutting motion at his throat.

I look around for Laura. I find her messin' around wit' some devil boy . " Hey Boy get away from her." At this moment I realize that dress she's wearin is way to revealin'. "

" Who the Hell told ya that dress was good Idea?" I yell.

" Emma." She answers. Why ain't I surprised. It don't matter I'll deal wit' her after I deal with devil boy.

Chasin' The Destroyer

2006-11-01T00:26:00.000-08:00

I was drivin my bike after the Destroyer Armor.

Iceman, and Rouge weren't with me for some reasonI found it havin' some kind O' Rampage In the Middle O' New York. I pop my claws and get ready to attack when I notice he's fightin'' the Vegeta that wears red, y'know the guy whom claims he's behind the Civil War?

His skanky Version O' Bulma was blastin' the Armor with some kind O' Weapons. Naked Fer some reason. An' Mystique was runnin' from the scene in some other shape. I have no idea what they were doin' there wit' the Destroyer, but I do know This couldn't happen to two nicer people. I think I'm gonna sit back and watch this beatin' that these two psychos have comin'.
Maybe while they're fightin' out, I'll figger out a way to put all O' em down fer good

Destroyed

2006-10-24T01:07:00.000-07:00

The other day, I fought this fake Spider-man.

He stuck me with some toxic crap, with a metal stinger, thanks to that stuff. I lost control , an' had sex with Carol. This had been botherin' me while me Ice man, an' Rouge fought the Destroyer. Chuck asked for the other X-men ta help him withsomethin'

This Destroyer has given Thor a tussle in the past , an ' all I got is skeleton crew O' course we get our asses handed to us. Bobby gets shattered, Rouge gets thrown around, and me well, take a look.

I'm gonna find a way to tear that Tin can apart. If it's this last thing I do. I just need to heal. .....

As Wolverine passes out Dr Strange flies after The Destroyer.

So many plots so little time....

2006-10-19T20:24:00.000-07:00

I finally catch Up to the Bat on a roof top. He throws these dang Batarangs, some exlpodin' some just stickin' to me.

Catwoman, tries ta jump me from behind. Ana Takes care O' the backstabber Not that I couldn't do this myself.

Ol' Bats Is distracted by his Ex comin' ta his rescue , when this whole mess, was started by his wantin' to get another woman. This distraction cost him.

I knew this nut had Kevlar on his chest. So I cut through it and in the chest but not enough to kill him. " Look Bub I suggest ya Leave the Vampire Girl alone .If I hear any different I'll come back ta finish the job got it?"

He says nothing, just hobbles off with Catwoman supportin' them. We go back to the restaurant to find Vampirella gone. We ended up goin' back to my room at the mansion Too bad it was covered in ice with Ice statues, and some weird guy just hangin' out in there. I kick him out, At this moment Fade comes in.

He asked me to talk to Laura about her little infatuation to 'im. I was about ta track the girl down When the Freakin' Destroyer, trashes the place. The Prof said somethin' about goin' ta Find out about Maggie, while Fade's doin' somethin ' ta Scott, and Storm got knocked out, by the Destroyer so he wanted me to lead the X-men to fight the thing.

I haven't lead the team in a long time, not sure I really want to . Well I might as well get this crap over with, But firstI make a call to Doc Strange.

" Yo! What's up Doc? Hehhehehehe!"

" That's not funny Logan. What do you want?"

" Well Doc the Destoyer is rampagin' through the place I was wantin' to know If ya could help us out ya know magic bein' yer thing an' all."

" yes Logan, but I need time to Call upon the right spirits to frrealase whoevere's soul is inside the armor, can you X-men distract him long enough?"

" I hope so Bub, or yer invited to a whole bunch O' funerals."

Slashin' the Bat!

2006-10-16T20:36:00.000-07:00

Chuck put up this X- Men quiz on his blog so I took it as well , Well whattya know I got myself.

You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

Wolverine

100%

Colossus

80%

Emma Frost

75%

Storm

75%

Rogue

70%

Gambit

70%

Iceman

70%

Jean Grey

40%

Nightcrawler

30%

Cyclops

20%

Beast

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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Well I'm glad I got myself there but it's a little weird that I got Pitor for second place, oh well at least it ain't Scott. Ana convinced me that we should go ta some kind O' lunch wit' Vampirella.

Now I ain't said this to her, but I don't like Vampi. When she was datin' Chuck it didn't matter too much, but then she dumped 'im fer vegeta's son. Well ya all know how I feel about that loser.

Well the good news was at least we went to an Asian place. Well the It was one O' those places where the guy cut up the steak super fat, and threw it at people. They were supposed to catch it with their mouths. Well this dude sucked at that.

He kept smackin' people in the faces with sizzlin' steak. I hadda to show 'em how it's done.

Iron chef eat yer heart out. As we talked I learned Vampi ain't that bad, a little outta luck when it comes ta lovers though. I guess Psycho, future version O' Vegeta's kid is probably the best one she's gotten. Though she don't trust' im since he joined up wit' SHIELD.

I bit my tounge on the saiyan subject, I mean I just got jumped by Prince o' all monkeys yesterday. I was glad we changed the subject to stories O' Kodiak. She told some embarrisn' things , an I told about how happy he was to be wearin' Justin Timberlake shirts the whole weekend. An' since they were Jubilee's they were about three sizes too small.

The laughter was cut short by a freak in a bat costume.

" Vampi I must have you!" he purrs through a droolin' mouth. " Mirai is dead. It's time for you to start over with someone new."

Ok I was startin' ta have fun here, and this millionaire douchebag. Decides ta mess wit' us? I could see Vampi, an' Ana both were pissed. I was even more pissed.

" Look Bub!" I growl. " The lady said she ain't interested, why dont cha go chase the Joker somewhere? He seems more yer type."

" Stay out of this little man!" he spits

Oh yeah this freak is cruisin'' fer a bruisin'. " Look get outta here before I show you what I do best."

He throws a straight kick that I easily block. He glares through that stupid pupiless mask. " What are you some kind of Wolverine wannabe?"

" Look here dumbass, I ain't no wannabe, though you'd think my hair would be the first clue. Some detective. I am Wolverine."

He starts laughin' I pop the claws.

" Convinced now jerk?" I grab him by his neck an' throw him out the main window. I take off my shirt, to reveal my ol' yellow an' blue costume. As I'm puttin, on the mask . Ana Says " I'll be right behind after I find somewhere to change."

" Sure thing babe I laugh. " but by the time ya get there he's goin' to be all cut up. "

As I'm runnin' outta the joint I think I see Vampi disappear, in a glittery light. oh well. She'll probably be alright. Batman ain't though.

Be it ever so humble Crumble? Bumble? Stumble? Well Wolverine's home.

2006-10-12T20:19:00.000-07:00

Well it seems the War is over or at least we have a cease fire. The media is havin' a field day with all the crap SHIELD's been up to, usin' the crooks, All of it bein' manipulated by a weird version O' Vegeta in red. Whatever Well who ever's in charge up at SHIELD, told 'em to stop huntin' heroes until the politicians figger out what ta do with the Registration Act.

Well with elections comin' up, And Evil Vegeta talkin' About killin' kids , an' how he manipulated all O' this crap from some parallel reality Bein' put on every news paper an TV show ad nauseum . And the Reg Act bein' at an all time low in popularity. I think the war is pretty much done.

Carol dropped me off back at the mansion, It looked Cap was gonna hit on 'er. on the way back. Good maybe she'll leave me alone. Though she's datin' Ten Minute Man Cyclops.

I gotta say I'm pretty tired, after gettin' my ass handed to me by Ogun. Healin' massive amounts O' tissue always makes me tired. That and I hopin' to drink the memory Of the Hulk grabbin' my crotch, and throwing me into a tree a few days back away.

The tree part ain't botherin' me The gropin' is. I think Banner needs a date, and soon. And not with me. Maybe I should call Ana to bad touch me later That might get the horrible memories out.

I was walkin'through the garage. When I see someone's been messin' with my bike. I smell it a couple o" times , well it's Kodiak. I knew the kid wasn't dead, I was gonna look fer him, but then the demons attacked, then Onslaught, then The Civil War started up.

Well, glad the kid freed himself. I go up inta the upper levels and see Laura with this Irish kid, and actin' different, than normal. Not a good different, more like a she's wants to jump this kid, and have sex. An I never thought I'd miss the days, where she'd sit quietly and scowl at people.

I pull her away . " Ain't that the part saiyan girl's man?"

"So?" She scowls. " It's not like their married. Besides I can take care of that girl." Snikt!

" Yeah darlin' just want ya ta know yer playin' with fire there. "

" Why just because you lost every fight with Bra's father, doesn't mean I'll be the same."

I shake my head , an move on' I'm too tired fer this mess, and I've beaten Vegeta a at least once. Then I run into my self?

Ok that was surprisin' For a second there I thought he was an Evil Universe duplicate O' myself. Then I smelt him Sodder, and silicone. Albert! What the flamin' hell are ya doin' here bub?

" Elsie Dee thought I should try being you! It was great ! I looked up Blink's skirt , and had my pants torn off by invisible hands!"

Elsie probaly wanted a vacation from this robot. Though she's a bot too. Sounds like he got a force wedgie, Or a ki wedgie, or somethin' glad I missed that. As for the blink thing Well I don't need ta look up her skirt. I've seen it.

We dated a little while before Ana , and I'll forgive a lot O' things but yellin' " Mr Creed!!" at the crucial moment ain't one O' them. I walk up to my room. I hear Emma and Kody goin' at it in the room across the hall. I'll have to turn on some music pretty loud.

Right before I walk inta the room . The phone keeps ringin' damn it no one was answering, so I did." It was someone called Starfire for Iceman. Well I ain't forgot about the metal detectors they put up around the place a while back.

" Yeah darlin' Bobby's With the nude Dwarfs and Clowns givin' massages again. yeah he does it evrey week he 's a total pervert." She hung up there. Heh. Oh yeah Don't think I forgot about Kody's little part in that joke.

After I slept a few hours An' I was sure Kodiak and Emma weren't in that room, I snuck in and traded all O' his AC/ DC Wit Jubilee's Justin Timberlake shirts . Enjoy Kody. Heh heh. It's good to be home.

An' now ogun possesd Thor Clone

2006-10-10T10:06:00.000-07:00

Durin' the meetin' with a fake Nick Fury. The Damned Thor Clone pops up , an; attacks me while slappin' the others outta the way. It comes fer me and says "We meet once again Logan San."

Damn it Ogun! He's worse than a stalker. I try t slash him and he fires a thunder bolt from that fake hammer o' his. It fries me to a crisp. I if I had a few minutes I could heal , but Ogun Ain't givin' me those minutes.

He kicks me around. And uses his great knowledge O' anatomy ta make each one hurt like Hell. " I couldn't take your Body Logan San But I can take your life!"

Jeez! He needs ta' say somethin' different. Sound like a flamin' broken record. Cap slams through on the back O' his head wit' His Shield. The ghost just laughs through the clones lips. " Your not hurting me Capitan. Only the clone. Now just sit back And let me pay the debut I owe this animal for killing me."

" Sorry I can't do that Mister!" Cap yells defiantly.

I try ta tell 'im ta get outta here. I ain't got enough breathe. To say anythin' Then someone smashes through the Walls. Good It's Hercules. We had him wait outside in case somethin' went wrong.

I wonder what took 'im so Flamin' long? Probably saw a skirt, and tried ta talk ' her up. Or knowin' him feel her up. Any way he started thrashin' the Thor Clone. But wit' Ogun's skills they were about equal.

Until My old teacher spin Kicked 'em over ta me. Carol was blastin' him Before she was grabbed. He starts strangling ' her. I turn over ta Herc. "Hey Bub. Get ready ta serve up a Fast Ball Special."

" What is that my friend?" Damn I never thought I'd Actually miss Pitor. After a short explanation Herc Tossed me. Damn that boy has an arm on 'im. I went through the Thor Clones Heart.

" Damn you Logan!" Says Ogun. Before the clone dies. I kinda' feel sorry for 'im. I know what it's like to be a government guinea pig. Even though this guy was near as tough as the real Thor.

Then The Nick bot's head start's speakin' ( Yeah Ogun Knocked it's head off.)

" Carol Bring Logan and Cap along with You we're going to Stop Stark from killing Vegeta and his kids.!"

I have ta Help Vegeta? Damn it. I shouldn't have even gotten outta bed this mornin'.

Civil war Visit.

2006-10-03T03:54:00.000-07:00

Cap got worked over pretty good by Stark, at the last battle . I unfortunately was uncoverin' corruption in Damage Control at the time. Not that I woulda been much help since They had a fake Thor on their side.

Shi has joined the Cap's Secret Avengers, along side me.

Well me An' Cap Showed up at the Mansion Ta tell Carol Danvers our side O' things She tried ta arrest Steve right off. I shut her mouth before anyone else hears us, or I thought I did.

Scott came lumberin' in an' I tripped him He koed himself on a dresser. So Now we had plenty O' time for Cap ta say his piece.

Onslaught and the Hulk, ( and a little dog too)

2006-09-27T19:50:00.000-07:00

Chuck had been runnin' around as Onslaught again. Fred the Fox had been runnin' around., contactin'' a bunch O' us ta stop him. Pitor threw me at ol' metal crab man. I cut his helmet some, and was then body slammed inta the ground.

Yankee Stadium was explodin' with all O' us takin' him down at some point, Chuck freed himself, Onslaught Left Chuck alone An' now he's back ta normal. After this the Hulk shows up to late ta help.

Looked like he wasn't in the mood ta help any ways.

" Outta my way X-fools I have a chump to crush!"

We all get ready ta fight. I pop my claws. " Ya ain't gettin' ta Chuck green skin!"

he looks over at Vegeta, and says " Your still alive? Huh." The hulk glares at us with that if looks can kill thing he gets. " Then his gaze passes over Henchman , and Magdelena . He starts laughin.'

" Maybe I'd go to easy on you if I killed you, It would be better if I told The X-men about what you did to me huh? Even better, you'll have to live with the pain of losin' your girl to a supervillian. Yeah I like that idea."

cyke in an unusual bit O' bravery shouts " What do you mean what he did to you?"

" He used me to save the planet,then sent me off of it ."

" Your dangerous and unpredictable Hulk!" Storm shouts. "I wouldn't have been so polite!"

" Yeah but think of this , how long is it going to be before he, Stark, Richards. And Black bolt decide one of you is too dangerous to be let livingnon the planet. Do you think he'll hesitate to send you off the planet?"

With that the big green idiot leaps off . Whatever. The problem for the Hulk is that Onslaught took all O' chuck's negative emotions with him. The Prof can't wait to get out datin' again, take that Banner!

Any way I told Chuck I was goin' ta help Cap Wit this Civil War. I let him him know about how Iceman adopted the dog, that Onslaught kicked. The weird thing is I think he may have lost his mind a bit , Iceman that is He keeps claimin' the dog can talk oh well. See about my conversation with Chuck on his Blog

Time to party.

2006-09-16T20:49:00.000-07:00

After Me an' Cap's team tried the direct approach, to gettin' Ana out. Veg Brain's son Trunks had come up wit' a great idea. He made an LMD That looked like Shi. He's been Makin' it appear different places . Just ta stick it , to those Shield boys. Now we're takin' her to Vampirella's party.

The only problem wit' that is they wanna have the Shi bot all over me . So here I am standin, With this hunk 'a circuits all over me. And I know Some O' the people know the truth I feel like Flamin' Magneto, 'cept I ain't Liken' it. Then Scott runs Up and I lasted ten Minutes Logan ! Ten Minutes Boo yah!

I have no idea what he's talkin. About and don't wanna know . What's worse is the thing is programmed to respond like a very jealous woman so any time someone talks ta me it growls or says somethin' rude. This gettin' embarrisin,. Not that I had much time ta talk to the real Shi. Some geeky reporter won't leave her alone.

Wait a second , That guy smells familiar, Clark Kent Is Superman?

" Hey evreyone! The Kon man is in da House! "

Nevermind Clone boy is what I smelled.

What?

2006-09-10T21:11:00.000-07:00

At the Mansion, Laura Dodges several Hulks while they and the X-men battle Onslaught. She's about to join the battle when claws cut through her back.

" Wolverine?" she asks.

" No how dare you call me by his name !"

" You smell like him sort of."

" I just want you tell our father I'm coming to take care of him once and for all." He says this before melting into the shadows, and the chaos.

meanwhile in West City.

Some kind a commotion here kept the airports closed. So I had ta hitch a Ride with Some O' The SHIELD agents leavin, here. They looked like they had their asses handed to 'em.

That's when I get a call on my cell .

" Logan, don't say my name ."

" Steve?" I whisper.

" Yes Logan It's me Cap. They have your girlfriend."

" Ana."

" yes they arrested her for violations to the Registration act."

" Damn it!" a couple of agents stare at me . I hang up , when I get to the Helicarrier , I go right ta Fury's office.

" What the Hell are ya playin' at Fury?"

" Nice to see ya again Wolverine." he answers " I got some papers you might want to sign.

" Ya know where ya can stick those papers Bub! What the Hell are ya doin' arrestin' Ana Eh?"

" We know She's Shi so..."

" So what Fury! Ya don't know nothin," I grab him , an slam up against the wall. I pop a claw . Maybe I should take out yer other eye, Give ya a matchin' set?"

" Logan! This is not the way to go about this! just register, and convince her to register, and we'll let her out!"

" Thank ya fury ya just helped me pick a side. I dropped him an' walked out."
Hours later

Sent to the worst place

2006-09-05T20:39:00.000-07:00

I was sittin' And drinkin' when Chuck'sVoice screamed in my head. " Logan ! I need something from you!"

" What is it this time Chuck?"

" I want you to kill the Henchman!

" What?"

" You Heard me! You kill people all the time ! I order you to kill the Henchman!"

" Yeah. Look Chuck Your just smartin' after the affair, now Ya don't wanna do somethin, you'll regret."

" Look Logan! Wait a minute.."Koma if this is another stupid plan were not interested in playing with you anymore. Go bug the Martian." Xavier snapped.

I run down the Hall To find Koma Flyin' The door into the Hallway.

"Get up slowly. You may look hot but you don't smell it." I threatened "Koma what're you doin' here? I thought I told you what I'd do if ya..."

Next thing I know I'm teleported. Damn Him I ain't warnin' him next time , I'm just carvin, fer cold cuts. When my senses clear from the distortion, I notice I'm in a bed. I glance out a window and see the words Capsule Corp. Very funny Koma.

The smell O' the person next to me is female but I'm still gettin' used to my surrondin's so it may be familiar, but I can't place it right yet. I remember that Parker's wife,Mary Jane was here.

My Eyes clear more Well she's got blue hair I see So It's Vegetable fer brains wife Eh? And I think she ain't wearin clothes. Well it never hurts ta look. What's with all the wrinkles? AUUUUUGH! May Parker!!

I was wrong That did hurt to look. I think I'm gonna be sick! I'd also better get outta here before someone discovers this ! Yuck!

After Math.

2006-09-02T23:43:00.000-07:00

O' course , Laura had ta get in on the fight with Gaia. This weird kid along with Parker ssaved her fromfgoing Splat when A demon threw her off a roof.

I ain't ever seen her act the way she did, after she put her on the roof, i'll tell ya I don't like that look. Though Considering What Laura used to do for a living I guess it's toom late for me to be playin' angry dad. now.

I went Bezerkr and Mowed down the rest of the aliens on the roof, Then show off Vegta had to Fuse with Goku, and hog the killin' all the rest of the freaks. After this point, An Angel beats Gaia an' turns her to normal.

Evreyone that died, was brought back ' cept for Bobby he hasn't been seen. I guess the dorky kid's really gone. Well we all met about what to do with about Gaia, Chuck wants to wipe out all our memories of the events.

Meanhile Gaia Lays next to Magdelena The infimary beds The Henchman hanging around the room like a love sick puppy. And Gaia 's back to normal while, Maggie is nothin' but a slab O' meat with a heartbeat.

I also Don't know if Chuck knows about the lovin' Henchamn got from Magdelena . Oh I can say is whenn he finds out , it'll be better than , most soap opreas. Finally It's decided evreyone on the planet will have thier minds wiped so Gaia can go on normally, or as Normal as any X-man gets.

I went outside and lit up a cigar. I notice the the students comin' back in . But here's the weird thing . The kids are slippin' on snow. Wait a minute that ain't snow , Drake's reformin' himself!

Healed

2006-08-25T23:55:00.000-07:00

In A SHIELD medical facility.

" It's amazing " says one medic. " The other day his organs were completely crushed. Now They're almost completely repaired."

" This is your first time taking care of Logan I see. Oh I'd stand further away if I was you."

" Why?" the other asks .

The wild mutant . Thrashes awake . Pops his claws And almost slashes the the the new medic. Nick Fury Walks into the door. " Ah Logan I see your up."

" What the Flamin? Where's the Hulk Fury?"

" Well he beat the Hell out of and left to parts unknown."

" How convenient." Answers Logan......

My Head was ringin' And Fury Wasn't helpin' matters. " So where are the X-men?" I ask him. " Believe it or not in a motel 6.

" Ah that's just great looks like I'm stayin in Avengers Tower for while."

" Not so fast there fireplug." Fury grabs me

" If ya want to keep that hand bub you'll let go right now."

" And then you'll end up back in that bed after the trigger happy agents outside. Now tell me what's going on out there with the armored freaks attacking cities>"

" Your guess is as good as mine Nick."

" Please Xavier's girlfriend was leading the charge against those things. You X-men know who's behind this, and I want to know as well."

" Can't help ya. Now where's my Pants? Or do ya want me streakin' through New York?"

"Here." he says throwin me what's left of my tattered costume. " I've known you how long now Logan?"

" Years."

" And I know when your keeping things from me. Wait it's an X-man doing this isn't it? That's the only reason for you keeping it from me! Is it Jean again? No Your not torn up emotionally. So which one has gone rouge Wolverine?

I just start walkin towards the door.

" We know Xavier's left the planet and left his religious zealot girlfriend in charge. That can't be sitting to well with you Storm Or Cyclops."

" Why should I care?" I ask.

" You've lead the X-men at one time. Do you really want this outsider telling you what to do?"

" What do ya know about it?"

" I know she was raised by The Church. I also know She has no idea how to act in a society. She was segregated her whole life and trained in all of these crazy rituals. And now she's leading the X-men ?"

" Ya have a point Nick? Because I'm gettin' bored."

" Here take a look at these."

He had these pics of maggie between the sheets with some guy that has a cybernetic arm."

" Nick I don't wanna see your porn collection. What's this photoshopped or a few years ago or somethin'? "

" Nope a couple of days ago. And the subject of she's with is Guy Abrams."

" Don't know him. Don't care too."

" You know him alright as the Henchman."

" Grow up Fury . We both know war makes for strange bed fellows. I'll ask once again, Is there a point to this? Or have ya become a gossipin' grandma in yer old age?"

" Logan, She's sleeping with someone who is a known associate of Magneto. For all we know she could have been a plant by him from the start. Tell me do you really trust her more than you do SHIELD?"

" Some days I trust Magneto more than I do SHIELD. So let me guess at what your takin' forever to get to. Your sayin' That Maggie is a Magneto spy, and that I should work with you. And then we'll Take down whoever's behind these armored freaks? And then SHILELD And the X-men will work as a big Ol' happy family? Want me to get ya a shovel for what your tryin'' ta sale to me?"

" Logan after the registration act you work for us anyway. But we need to get someone else to lead you against this threat. Also you need to divulge all you know ."

" Ya don't always get what you want. Now are ya gonna try ta arrest me? Or would you rather all your little super spies to make it out of this in one piece?"

" Let him go !" Fury orders.

" Ya just made the right decision."

" Yes But have you old friend?"

" I guess we'll find out won't we?"

Me vs The Hulk

2006-08-22T22:21:00.000-07:00

I've fought The Hulk many times. Here's picture of the first time. I don't know what My home country's government was thinkin' with the mask on that costume .

Anyway he just destroyed the underground levels O' the mansion . Leavin' it totaled.
I follow the green freak on my bike. When he lands I jump the bike right into him.

He turns on me. " You should have quit while you were ahead runt!"

I leap at him. I duck a hay maker, I slash his abdomen. There's one thing I've learned when fightin' all the versions O' the Hulk . Ya don't get in close, until he's off balance . Then in my case ya jump outta the way. Fightin' hand to hand just gives big boy the advantage.

He keeps gettin' madder an' stronger. I keep dodgin' his mitts an' cuttin' him. Problem is he does that thunderclap and My ears almost bust He charges me and knocks hits me in the chest. I flew several feet away.

He looms over me the next second.

He pulls a tree outta the ground, I roll outta it 's way before it crushes me. I hop over his head, and cut into his back. He falls on me. Then when he rolls around he tries to grab me I bury my claws in his hands.

While he's reelin' I kick him in the teeth. Then Head but him. He slaps me away. At least I'm gettin' plenty of frequent flyer miles. He expects me to lie there and heal, He doesn't expect me to run at him screamin.'

Now I went back to hit and Run tactics. The only problem was he was gettin' stronger An' with that he was healin' faster, an was gettin' harder to hurt. " You've always been annoying Logan!" He growls. "Now your just in my way!"

" What do ya want with Chuck eh?"

" He and a couple of friends of his tricked me And sent me into space."

" yeah I wonder why? A calm and collected gentleman like you Hulk." He runs at me And I aim fer his eyes , he dodges and I end up puttin' a mark on his face. For a second all he does is glare. Then he says. " they think I'm dangerous? What happens when it's your turn? You think Xavier is going to back you up? No probably not in fact he'll probably help him self to that Japanese girl you've been seeing."

That makes me go into a Bezerker rage.

At this moment, That talkin' fox shows up an' asks me ta help him find Gaia. I had no idea where he came from, or how he found me All I knew was he distracted me long enough.

The green goof choke slams me. Then he punches me several time before finally holdin' up my body like a trophy.

One body slam later, all I see is stars, when those clear up[, I see a big green foot goin' for my face , then darkness.

Tagged by MS Marvel

2006-08-19T00:22:00.000-07:00

Well After Vegeta's little tirade Me Cyke an'Ana Went ta Philedelphia ta find Laura. SeThough I hate Vegeta His kid has been doin' a good job O' keeping the Heroes In the Info Loop an' helping Magdelena coordinate this mess. We found Laura Danny An' Elixir wiith a bunch o' others. After takin Out the last O' the Demons In Philly. We Told Trunks we were takin Evreyone back .

Alright while i'm here in the Black bird I might as well get this Meme Caro; Tagged me wth done.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of it and the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag three people

Al right the nearest thing here is " Wild Cards Death Draws Five. By John J. Miller."

" came from good Stock. My Pa was a strong man like his before him . and his before him . So was my Ma's family. I made it to 1946, But Barely.

Now because I bet thy're bored I tag Cyclops Ana, and Becuase he wakes me up by dancin' in the room above me , and Yellin" HeY Hey Hey!" So I cant' sleep at night Fat Albert

Tearin' up Toronto.

2006-08-17T01:32:00.000-07:00

Ana had went with me in the Black bird, along with Vegetables for brains. He asked for the hundredth time. Why I had brought her. I ignored him. I just kept talkin To Shi.

" Darlin' After this Battle I'm gonna intoduce ya to Alpha Flight. And My Best Friends, James Hudson AKA Guardian, and Heather Hudson Also called Vindicator." I heard bad hair laughin.'

" Wait? You mean People actually call you friend?"

" Yeah Bub. Jealous? Because no one want to be around you? Or is it because your friends throw knives and spears at ya?"

" Bah! Magdelena is too sensitive! You and I both know the best way to end this is by killing Gaia."

Now this pissed me off. yeah i know that Gaia Always made fun O' me. But that's just the way we X-men are . I make fun O' Scott all the time. But I'll still watch his back.

If one thing all o' Jean's Dark Phoniex episodes have taught us, It's that there's always hope to save her. I pop my claws "Look Bub! If I were you I would stop sayin' things like that around me got that? "

" Not like you can do anything to stop me rodent!" Ana pats my arm " Logan We're here. " I look out the wind shield ta see Alpha Flight already engaging the Enemy.

I turn off the auto pilot, and land the Black bird. Vegeta, had already jumped out, and was blastin' the Fliyn' ones. Meanwhile I Run up to some of the Aliens an' let go bezerker rage.

Puck yells at me " Don't let those knives touch you eh. We've already seen 'em turn normal people against us."

I was too far gone to say any thing at that point. All I knew Was I had to bring this freaks down. The Shaman Caught a bunch of 'em In Plants Shi Chopped many down And watchd my back.

Sasquatch stomped those things into the ground.While Aurora, Vindcator , an Guardina Helped Vegeta Blow up the flyers , after hours of battle we had finally won , but were tired, Even mister Invincible Vegta was Breathin hard.

Then a few o' The Citizens attacked the Saiyan. I guess they were infected by earlier. They tried to knife him, but he disappered and reppeared above them, Then Before Guardian Or Vindiactor could reach him, He burned all those people to ash with a blast.

Shi looked away " Oh God! He just murdered those possesed people ."

Looks like the mansion is gonna get busted again.

2006-08-10T21:38:00.000-07:00

I told Kurt in no uncertain terms that he ain't allowed arround Laura, Then again it ain't like Laura can't take care O' her self. Weapon X trained her pretty well. NAy way I start ta help wit' repairs again when these armored things Flew in an' attackd the mansion.

Just what we need . somethin' smashin' up the place some more. Whatever they were they were wantin' ta kill . I pop my claws One O' 'em laughs at me. " Metal claws against adantine Armor? Surely you jest!"

" Nope I don't Jest. And Don't call me shirley bub!" I slash through it's fancy metal . I guess Adamantine is no match for Adamantium. One down about 50 million ta go .The other X-men back me up but this is gonna tkae evreything we got just to survive.

I'm stabbed about a hundred times .any one without a healin Factor would be dead. I ceman was freezin them makin' his corny jokes . When Sevreal o' these undead thinga team up to shatter him .

That's when I lose it. The whole world turns a bright shade O' red I'm gonna make 'em pay for takin' X-man blood!

KURT!!!!!!!

2006-08-09T04:09:00.000-07:00

Well after spendin' a couple o' days wit' Ana I get a call. It was from Josh Foley it wI just said yes ta whatever he was askin' So I could get back ta Ana It took a couple O' seconds ta realize I had given all the students permission ta drink.

We got back an' luckily Parker's aunt, had scolded 'em. Well the next mornin' I helped with the repairs to the Mansion the whole time Pete was tellin' me how he wanted ta crush Spider-Man's head.

I was getin' a little bit o' a headache listenin' to him. Ehen Kurt 'ports. In front O' me. " Mein frend I must ask if you somezing you see I have found this woman."

" So what Kurt I ain't got time fer your problems right now ! Who ever this girl is jut ask her out !"

" Danke." he telports out again. I hear 'im in the floor below me, say " Would you Liken ze sex?" Great he's usin' the worst pick up line possible again . Next thing I know he's tossed outta window. Then I hear a familar growlin.' Laura jumps out after 'im and starts chasin' him.

Wait a Flamin' Minute the woman he meant was Laura? Grrrrrrrrrrr! Snikt ! You had better run Elf!

Sentinels

2006-08-03T20:22:00.000-07:00

When I get back to the mansion A Flamin' Metal detector was put up front As I'm smashin' the thing the alarm blares we go outside ta find sentinels killin' humans. After fightin' a while. I see Shi about ta be killed by a sentinel.

I get Colossus ta Perform fast ball special, But I gotta say he's distracted. He said he wished He was throwin' Spider-man through a wall instead O'' this. An' tossed me a little higher an' faster than usual . At least I still got there ta slice the robots head off.

Another one was about ta step on me, I slashed it's foot off. Then I was blasted. " Surrender Mutant!" Great like I ain't heard that enough of that in my lifetime. I ain't done it yet and I ain't about ta start now!

They keep blastin' And I keep slashin! When It looks like I'm about ta pass out a metal winged man flies by and commands the sentinels ta come wit' him . We cleaned up We found A lot o' bodies a humans . Meanwhile I hear Carol ask what the "Japanese Hussy is doing, here?"

" Retract the Claws Carol!"

She Laughs " That's weird coming from you."

"Whatever Ya just have to except whatever it was we had is over Darlin" "

Then she flew over ta Scott who was cryin' over what was left o' his pink car. Then I noticed I hadn't seen Laura nowhere. I yelled fer her an' finally found her inside what was left O' a scrapheap,of a robot.

Heh. She took it down. She suggested Me an Ana go somewhere while Carol An' Scott were babblin' about a Flamin' party. I Yell " Hey I told ya to stay outta my ... well that ain't a bad idea though."

Well I guess I'll talk ta ya all later.

An old enemy.

2006-07-28T22:46:00.000-07:00

Last time I saw the Silver Samurai, I cut off his hand. It was right after M-day and I just had my memories returned. I wanted him to tell me where this mystic sword was being kept.

Then I ran around like a nut, in my old brown and tan costume and fought Capitan America, Nuke , an' some others. I was gettin' back at those who had wronged me , but also ended up havin' my own friends trust me a little less in the process.

Now the consequences O' my actions, are comin' back to haunt me. I was still a little groggy from the poison. An' he was kickn' me around. Makin' sure my healin' factor didn't have a chance to repair my wounds.

He used that energy power o his ta charge up his sword. He slices my guts. I grab his legs an ' pull im down. " Logan-san You do not fight me like you normally do. This was not the victory I envisioned over you, but I will take it!"

Ok time to fight back, use my other senses to figure out which of the three Kenuichio Haradas I was seein' was the real one. I used a flyin' spinkick knockin' him down. Meanwhile Ana was fightin' her old enemy.

Every once in a while I'd look over ta see how she was doin' that cost me. Samurai's swords went into my back. I slashed his hand. Yup just as I thought cybernetic.

" Arrrrgh! Again! You sever my hand!"

" What's wrong Samurai? Can't take it?"

" No. It will just make my victory all the much sweeter."

He starts teleportin' ' around usin' that ring O' his. Each new place he appears He slices me. I close my eyes and listen ther's a sound evrey time He telports . Also the smell o' ozone. When he pops up Again I attack

He puts up his other hand to block my claws. An I slash the ring, he starts teleportin'' like crazy . Then he just vanishes an' doesn't reappear. I look down an' my wounds start closin' also I notice I can see normally again. That's when Ana is knocked into the water. I jump in after her while Laura runs at Arashi.

Crappy surprises

2006-07-26T21:54:00.000-07:00

( Continued from Shi

I found Laura an' Ana, and after I cooled off I helped her get the statues back. I called in some favors An we stuffed them in the cargo hold of a ship. Ana asked. "So are we ok now?"

" I dunno . Why did ya bring Laura along on this little pleasure cruise?"

" She wouldn't take no for an answer."

" I guess she gets that from this Canuckle head."

Then these goons jump offa the wharf on too the ship. They have these darts fulla poison I take most of 'em . I'm on my knees while they kick me . Shi an' Laura Start Slicn' through the ones that jumped 'em.

In in a few minutes I join the fun.

" What?" gasps a thug. We pumped you full of enough poison to kill an Elephant!"

" yeah bub, too bad elephants don't have mutant healin' factors." After we finish 'im off I hear clappin.' Arashi. " Well done Logan and Shi I must say I never in a million years would have thought of you two as a couple."

" So you want to finish our battle ?" Ana defiantly asks.

" Ah MS Shi I would love too, but I know that your mutant friend would come after me as well. That's why brought along someone to even the odds. "

Out from seemingly nowhere walks out the Silver Samurai. " You'll pay for taking my hand Gajin!"

To be continued.

I hate airports

2006-07-21T19:49:00.000-07:00

After Gettin' back from the Astral Plane, I checked my messages. Ana And laura went on some kind O' blood feud to Japan . The first thing I did was go to the Black birds Storm had a fit after she fell for Cyke's little distraction. Each and evrey one was trashed.

So I had ta book a flight ta Japan.

The fun started when I passed the metal dectector and it kept beepin' evrey time I passed through, well no kiddin' I tell 'Im the metal is inside of me like a metal plate in somone's skull Air port security ain't havin' none o' that.

They Strip search me , the only good thing about this is they were hot babes.

I tell'im "I ain't got time fer this ! " I walk to my flight in my skivvies. On the way there I show'im where the metal was by lettin'them x-ray my arm Rarrrrrrgh! Somone's gonna get hurt when I get ta Japan!

Boyscout

2006-07-20T01:32:00.000-07:00

( Continued from Pantha, Kodiak, and Superman's blogs )

I try ta clear my head after my little trip through memory lane. I thought I was hallucinatin'' when I saw Superman come inta this battle .

The Boyscout didn't look behind him when the Rouge, Colossus, Warbird, Shadow King , thing grabbed onto him. It started draining his power. I kick the weird combined person in the face.

Shadow king laughed. " That didn't even hurt."

I know it was settin' ya up fer this . " Ice man blasted the merger wit a rain of ice chunks knockin them away from mister red shorts.

I chuckle a bit " Nice work there boyscout. Ya really need ta watch where out at what's behind ya bub."

Cyclops laughs at me. " Wait! This coming from the man who was yelling for his daddy a while ago?"

I sock Scott in the jaw . Knockin' him out.

" Was that a smart move? " Questions Superman. " You just put one of your own out of the fight."

" Maybe it wasn't smart Bub, but Cyke's been askin' fer that fer weeks now."

Just then the shadow king/ merger thing started hollerin' like it was injured or somethin' somethin'. No!!! there's something wrong with Superman's energy arrrgh!

Colossus falls out first as he stumbles away. Carol an' Rouge separate.

Kodiak looks at Rouge with the Shadow King's looks " AW man! She's still freaky lookin' hey Logan how long does it take for powers too wear off from her? "

" Depends on how long she touches someone. "

" X-men ! " I hear Chuck sayin' in our minds. " Me and the Martian Manhunter can use or combined powers to defeat the Shadow King , but we need you too distract him . Carol has no problem attackin' Rouge those two have bad blood from way back.

Ice man was knocked out by a psionic blast an' stated sayin' " NOOOOOOOO! Not X-3 the official game! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

" Well it looks like he's outta the fight. "

I look over at Superman " Try ta keep up farm boy!"

He smiles " I was about to say the same thing , except for the Farmboy part."

We jump inta battle.

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He's tearin' apart my mind!

2006-07-16T16:44:00.000-07:00

( continued from Martian Manhunter, Pantha,And Chuck)

The Shadow King grabbed me an' started messin' wit my mind.

Next Thing I know I'm relivin' my worst traumas. Voices went through my head.

" Welcome Wolverine you are now a servant of Hydra!"

" Logan is no more you are my horseman of Death!"

"Dr Cornelius! How's the Adamantium feed ?"

" The feed is no longer impeded sir! "

" Yes soon Weapon X will be ready!"

"James ! No Stop!"

" Rose Nooooo!"

Then next thing I know, I'm in a cabin in the Canadian wilderness. I'm a kid and I just got one hell of a beatin.' I lay there and People come up An' say stuff.

" Mr Howlett ? What happened here?"

D-dad?

" I don't know. Looks like a wild animal thrashed through here or more that one. You lad What's your name boy?"

" I dunno ."

" Sir? What's wrong with the boy's hands?"

I look down an' freak out.

" It's ok Son." says my father " What ever animal did this to your cabin did that tour hands. "

The other man exclaimed " Sir I could swear I saw bones pull themselves back in."

" That's insane Walston! I suppose we have to take the boy."

" What? But sir?"

We can't leave him out here to die in the wilderness, and until we find where he comes from My wife can believe he's our dead son James."

" Mr. Howlett, I know she's daft but would even she believe that?"

" One way to find out. Lad your name is James I'm your father."

I awake back in the Astral Plane what the Flamin'? I thought I was James Howlett . Was this some crazy illusion created by the Shadow King? Or do I still not know who I am ?Can't think o' this now. I gotta fight the Shadow King .

Victory party.

2006-07-08T23:19:00.000-07:00

Cyclops had a victory party, for the defeat of The Brotherhood. O' course He had ta get the worst singer he could find fer the entertainment. Justin Guarini. Damn sometimes better than normal hearin' is a curse.

Guests start pilin' in . Including one that looks like Lyndsey Lohan ? Uh-oh Party crashers. I get close enough to catch there scents. Just as I thought. Koma an' his buddy the Henchman. I sneak up behind them an' slam my fists into both their spines.

" Don't scream losers it's Wolverine. You two are gonna ta leave this party nice an' easy or I'm gonna pop my claws. "

Koma gulps in air his robo girl Says " Let my Komy go. Or I'll blast you."

" Go ahead, then you'll be responsible fer him eatin' through a straw. Ya see blastin' me will make my claws pop out. "

" I'm not kidding." she cheerfully exclaims.

I grin at her showing her my fangs. " Do you really wanna risk yer man's health Darlin? I'll heal he won't. Besides see the big red haired guy there?" I nod my head over to Kodiak. " The moment I get blasted he's gonna put ya in the scrapyard. But none O' that needs ta happen if ya leave now. "

Koma says almost cryin" Lin let's go!" The Henchman shakes his head. He glares at me. "This isn't over hairball."

" Ya know where I live bub. " I challenge.

" Not yet little man." responds Henchman. As they leave more trouble walks in Vegeta , with his wife an' daughter, and oddly Goku and some woman, and two Twenty somethings that look like Goku, an' a teenage girl.

Ya know I seen the younger boy around but I never made the connection between Bra's Boyfriend and Goku . But in my defense I 'd never thought anyone would actually sleep wit' Goku for him ta have kids. That must be burnin' Vegeta up his Daughter an' Goku's son.

What really bothered me was Laura started talkin' ta the Vegta's weird named daughter I mean the names they gave their kids is a form o' child abuse. I went over there ta tell Veg head he'd better not start any trouble here.

He looked like he was gonna fight 'till his wife put a hand on his shoulder. " What did we talk about?" She stated with an annoyed voice. He just stares at then goes "Bah ! Your not worth it Logan!" He's whipped Hahaaha!

" Fine wit, me bub I was just gonna tell ya ta stay outta my way tonight. I'd like to kick back once wit' a brew. So I'll Arrrgh!"

At that Moment Private Hudson jumped up on stage an' sang the worst song ta music that didn't even accompany it. I'd had enough bad singin' from That American Idol reject Justin. I was gonna do somethin' about this when I see Vegeta do this hand gesture.

Then Hudson's under wear is pulled over his head.

" Well that ends Hudson's caterwalin' ." I think out loud. " I'll stop mister Guarini."

I come back an' hour later An' Scott's lookin' angry in a girlie way as normal fer him.

" Logan where did Justin Guarini go?"

" I dunno, now if you'll excuse me, I gotta date with a frosty cold one. "

Not now you don't The Professor is in trouble the Astral Plane, We have to help him. So get into your costume."

Great. Oh well at least I don't have ta listen to Justin loser anymore.

The next orning Justin is found hanging from a flagpole by his boxers yelling for help, After much laughing from the local residents he's finally pulled down........ That afternoon.

Th' fight with Kodiak's over.

2006-07-05T22:04:00.000-07:00

( continued from Kodiak's blog.)

We had ta see why Kody was passin' out when he used his super strength. I told him we were goin' ta fight in th' dangeroom. It was A retty hard batlle but i've fough the Hulk so I knew how how to throw down wit' guys stronger than me.

I finally got him mad enough at me, ta knock him out . I wonder why I feel like I've seen this kid before? Before he joined the X-men I mean. Probaly it's 'cause he he's That punk Creed's brother.

Whatever I carry the big guy in ta the Med room where Forge is already there wit' all kinds o' mutant studyin' devices. I've had enough O' labs over the years so I leave. I need a beer, an since Iceman's in Disney World I at least know He won't freeze 'em all this time.

Ta show Vegeta who's boss.

2006-07-02T21:00:00.000-07:00

Vegeta was strong armin' Josh ( Elixir ) Foley. Yeah he has some explainin' to do, but the to the X-men not some weird lookin' alien outsider. We X-men stick together ( unless it's Scott We just stick his head in the toilet,as X-men united. Haha!.)

Anyway I tell 'im ta let the kid go and he gets all ready for a fight well It's time I gave 'im one. I jump at him lettin' him think I'm goin' fer his throat. Instead I go fer his chest, guy's fast, he blocks it with his arms .

I cut inta them real nice. He growls at me throws a punch that actually knocks me into the ground. " That all ya got bub?" This infuriates the Prince of all losers, leavin' 'im open fer me ta jump outta the hole an' hit'im with a shoulder tackle.

while he gets up gaspin' fer breathe I kick 'im in the jaw. He laughs " You've had your fun Logan, now I have mine. " he kicks me in the air he seems to appear in front of and punches me back inta the ground.

Cyclops runs up to us an' says "Now come on guys. Don't you think you have better things to do right now than settle your old score? I mean the President may be watching. "

" Quiet Loser men are fighting." Said Vegeta.

" I'm a man!" said Scot blasting him. The saiyan knocks the blast away with a slap, Damn chi manipulation. " Ya know Scott we did hear ya hidin' and cryin' fer yer mommy a while ago." I tell 'im chuckling.

" Damn you and both and your super hearing!!!" Summers whines.

" If your not going to kill each other then I'm going to kill you both!" We look over where Henchman points guns at us

. " He always this annoyin'? " I ask.

" Yes, he is . " He grabs me an' throws me at the AIM guy. I slash his arm completely off this time. It flies over to Magneto who catches it in midair an' he kills The Constrictir wit' it. I hear somethin' about gumbo before I dodge somethin' called a Final Shine attack . Henchman dodges it but gets caught in the explosion.

" What was that for Vegeta ?"

" I was just wondering If I destroy everything but your skeleton will you grow back, or die? Seems I knocked out poor Henchman . Hahahahahahahhahahaaha!'

Damn Jerk! The Blob ended up fightin' Vegeta along wit' Captian Koma. Then I saw Magneto walkin' out wit the president as a hostage. I'm gonna have to somethin' about that.

How many people are gonna get inta this fight?

2006-06-30T03:50:00.000-07:00

(Continued from Joe Fixit's blog. )

That damned Fixit! He used my own claws ta cut me open! He took my blood fer some reason I passed out fer what seemed like an eternity. Though it was only a few minutes. I wake up seein' that geek Vegeta starin' at the scene the Hulk was long gone.

I get up feelin' like guttin' somethin'. An Vegeta was right there. The problem was though I hate him, he wasn't who I wanted ta ta turn inta meat. It was a certain Grey Goliath, that hit Jeanie an' gutted me.

" Yo stupid! Hey! ya weird haired geek stop floatin' up there leave or pick a side!"

After I say that Magneto shows his wrinkled face again. "Joe Fixit! That grey freak has gotten in my way for the last time! " he looks at Vegeta . " What are you staring at weirdo? Wait I know you. Your friends with that freak that wore the Superman costume. Son Gunko."

The Alien smirks. " I also destroyed your base a while back bucket head."

" Magneto screams and uses his power on Vegeta who just laughs " Trying to affect my armor aren't you? It's non magnetic. But this will affect you Galick Gun!"

One o'those blasts of his knocks Magneto back into the street if he didn't put a field, I'd think Mags would be dead. I saw the Henchman sneaking up behind the fight. His pal the Constrictor still hadn't woke up from his Fixit beatin.'

Earlier in the fight Vegetable brains, an' the Hasmat kid wailed on each other pretty good. I guess Henchman wanted another round. I pop my claws. He hears the Snikt! And turns " So you want me to beat on you some more you furry freak? Ok. You first then Veg head."

"Ya ain't gonna make it that far bub!" Then that freakin' Lindsey Lohan fembot decided to it wanted to fight me too.

"My komy is afraid of you Wolverine. I'm going to make sue he has nothing to fear from now on!"

I smile "Two against one eh? I think yer out numbered."

Beast bounds behind me " Hello Lin. Code Epsilon Omega; engage."

The robot screams. " No I'm sentient! I - I must help the X-men." She starts blastin' the Brother hood. Heh. I never knew that blue furball was so sneaky. while I was watchin' this Henchman hits me I fly across the white house lawn.

" Pay attention claw man! " He slams inta me at super speed I think his speed is only avalible to him in short bursts. He punches me hard This kid's strong. I've fought stronger though an' won.

" I can't believe you've gotten such a rep!"

Keep yappin' bub.

" Your not all that dangerous. "

Ah Ha! An openin' I slash his arm right at the joint. It's cybernetic an' leakin' oil every where.

" Arrgh! My arm not again! H-how?"

" Yer good fer a rookie, too bad I'm the best."

I knee him in the groin. " Ooh still got some soft spots ain't ya?" I say before punchin him in the stomach . "Wanna know what an Adamantuim head butt feels like?" I ask right before I show him.

To his credit he wasn't ko'd He shot some guns at me some bullets hit others I blocked with my claws. I land a kick in his cybernetic knee. His metal's tough mine's tougher. Im about ta stab 'im when a fire bird appears over the sky we're all thrown around at once.

" HULK!!!!!!!!!" Screams a very angry Jeanie.

I get up pretty quick don't know where Henchman went to. But see Magneto floatin up ta Jean vegeta flyin' behind him . " My dear forget about Fixit. I want to kill him as well but Washington needs to fall first."

Jean sneers at him. " You dare to try and tell the Dark Phoneix what to do you flea?" She sets him on fire. " You fancy yourself the most powerful mutant on the planet Erik ? Feel True power!"

She gestures ,And magneto falls hard the flames still burnin' him. Jean laughs. " First you next the Hulk!" She flies wit' Storm an' Gaia followin'. Hopefully they can stop Jeanie.

Terminatin' Terminators

2006-06-27T15:18:00.000-07:00

(Continued From Koma Proffessor X, Martian Manhunter Tx Etc.)

I had Captian Koma pinned down after he helped Magneto ta escape. The normally calm Kodiak was yellin' because of what happend ta Rouge. That's waht snapped me outta the bezerker rage.

I let Koma go " Alright Bub. If ya can help us with the tin cans ya'd better make it it snappy an' no funny business or I'll gut ya."

" Logan! He killed Rouge....." said Kodiak. After calmin' down from his bezerker rage that nearly killed Magneto before he teleported out.

" I truly doubt Koma could hurt a fly Kody, besides it's time ya learned what Rouge's mutant power is . Anna touch my arm."

Soon I started goin' out And Rouge started healin'. I pulled my arm away right before blackin' out. Kodiak just stares at the healed up Rouge. " What jut happened." he asks.

Rouge jut looks down " I can take others' powers by touch Ah can't control it. Ah can never touch anyone!" She pops bone claws out and takes out her rageon some robots Storm tells Ice man ta stop the rest of the robots from reachin' populted areas by puttin' up an ice wall.

Scott was whinin' thayt he was the leader while evreyone ignored him and fought the tin cans. Finally after sittin' a while my healin' factor kicked in. I ran up to Pete " Hey Ruskie ya know what time it is!"

" Da Tovarich! Fastball Special!" I slammed inta a bunch O' the metal robots. The only problem was the liquid ones kept reformin' Until the Beast used some kind 'a gadget ta control them.

We were still bein' overwhemled ' till Koma came through wit' an army of synthoids. It would'a been more dramatic, if they were'nt all sayin' things like "I'm the baby! "and Poopie!"

Ar some point the Martian Manhunter an' the other heroes joined in and we routed them. That is un til The Manhunter got blasted by Pyro, who somehow got left behind when the rest of the Brotherhood was telported out.

Boby flash froze him and yelled "Yeah baby! I beat you in real life and the movies loser!" The fire hurt the Manhunter bad. I looked around , and all the robots were trashed. Hank even turned the liquid ones into inert metal.

Meanwhile Swampthing and his force were runnin' around yellin" Yes! good show Mr Fixit and Vampirella!" I guess they're still dreamin'. Fixit An' Vampi ain't here. we left 'em to there to thier fun. While we rushed ta get Manhunter ta the infirmary at the Mansion.

Magneto made his move

2006-06-25T13:26:00.000-07:00

( continued from Koma TX, Martian Manhunter and some others.)

We thought he'd be attackin'' the mutant cure clinics or somewhere else. But we ended up findin' him fightin' wit A plant man an alien in a green Lanteren costume, two dead things that claimed they were Frankenstein an' his bride a bullet headed woman , an, a babe in a top hat wearin' fishnets.

Mags was rising in th' air. I yell this while jumpin' outta th' Black bird. " Look up in the sky! It's the Pink Wonder!" He turns but when I was about ta slash 'im his skank bot knocks me outta the way. I only got his arm.

" Not you again!" says TX.

" Well ya hunk a scrap, the only way yer gonna get rid o' me is ta dump Magneto. "

" I will never leave my Magneto and you will never threaten him again!" She runs at me ready fer battle . I charge her claws extended. Then at the last second I fall on my back an' kick her over ta Kodiak.

I knew her dream thing wouldn't work on 'im a second time. He crushed her throat so she wouldn't call on anymore robots. She had plenty O' robots around fer all 'a us. And the rest o' the X-men were fightin' them and the Brother hoods. While those other heroes were just sleepin'

All a sudden Magneto grabs me wit' his powers. " Time to pay for all the humilations you've heaped on me Logan!"

" Go ahead Bub! I've proven I can take what ya can dish out."

The problem wit' Magneto is he seems to only be able ta pay attention ta one thing at a time. He didn't notice Drake behind him so he didn't have a shield up when he got th' Ice blast from behind.

" Hey Mags! He may be an arrogant angry midget, but he's our arrogant angry midget!"

" Thanks Fer settin' I'm up Drake. Now I'm takin' him down! " Just when I was about ta finish Mags off. I'm blasted by one o' those skeleton robots that TX brought into the fight. Magneto laughs until he's blasted too.

" Sky Why? " he pleads at his love toy. " I didn't." she tries to say When the robots around us start laughin' " Humans , Mutants all are inferior! All shall be slain by me!" The liquid metal bots all take a very familiar form.

" All of you pests will be exterminated by Ultron!"