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Gaia sent Apocalypse to th' moon, gettin' rid a' him. I have no idea what ended up happenin' ta Dracula. now's here' th' big problem We have ta rebuild th' mansion, again. And Somehow I ended up gettin paired wit' Iceman.

So It was a whole mornin' o' corny jokes. It didn't help that Elixir was behind me dressed like me wit' fake claws. He was doin' these slashin' motions wit his hands I just tired ta ignore him. But Bobby kept saying " I shall call him mini -me! Well in your case I guess you are mini you huh?"


" How does th' term 'Cut ice' sound ta ya bub?" I ask.

" Kinky." he says. What an idiot.


Then this woman walks up.



" Excuse me ma'am this is private property." Says Drake .

"Don't worry you know me she says Don't they darling?"


Ok who was she callin' darlin'? " I look At Elixir. " Don't look at me !" he says. I look at Bobby.

" What no way man. Last red head I dated was Firestar!"

" Quit being silly Logan my darling." What me? I ain't never seen this person in my life. Iceman is laughin' like crazy , And Elixir says " As your biggest fan I'm just disappointed. "

" Who are ya?" I ask.

" You know me I'm Jean Grey!"

" Um no your not" Says Bobby. " That's Jean over there."



The woman starts sayin' " I'm scheming this is my scheming voice, They don't know I'm not Jean Grey, I'm too good a replicant soon, I'll get Wolverine alone , and I'll kill him. In The Name of Capitan Koma! "

She said this with us right there. I slash her an robot parts spill out. She blasts me, Then a Huge chunk 'o Ice falls on her. She comes out no longer lookin human but all robot I slash her head off then she explodes, before her head deactivates it says. " Capitan Koma will have his revenge!"


Who's Capitan Koma?