Wednesday, February 20, 2008


I'm Leavin'!

Some ol' Buddies of mine in the CIA told me Ana was kidnapped By Weapon X. They said they thought she was pregnant , Though I wouldn't doubt it's with Bats' kid.just in case I caught a flight to Canada I found' er And started killin' any thing that threatened her. Some weirdo with no face kept tryin' to restrain me.

“Look pal keep this up and the next Question’ll be arms or legs Bub!" I knock Weirdo offa me and am about ta skewer 'im when this dude pops up in fronta me.

After he punches me through wall I think I recognize him, the saiyan with the Japenese name. “You won't hurt Question even if he does talk about weird things!"

I look around and See that the saiyan is joined by Supergirl in a black costume and Spider- Man? I smell him and yeah it smells like Parker. But he don't seem ta reconize me. “Why are you smelling me dog boy?"

“What are ya doin' Spider-Man?"

“I’m not Spidey I'm the Scarlet Spider!"

I roll my eyes “great they made another one. "

After I hear that other mutants have been captured and are bein' expiremented on here I help this freak brigade free 'em. But at some point Ana is slashed by A sabertooth wanna be it doesn’t really hurt her. but this device falls offa her and suddenly she don't smell so pregnant anymore.

It's a trick probably ta get me here. “It’s all some kinda trick!" I scream at her. " What the did Bats think it was funny? "

“You don't under stand..." She starts.

“And I don't care ta. I'm outta here."

“Going back to Wanda?" She sneers.

" Ya gave up on us first with the Bat Darlin'!" I respond.

“I never slept with Batman!"

I pop my claws " Don't lie and lose my number while yer at it.” I cut through the walls of the complex until the cold wind hits my face. I hear from a few rooms back " So are we gonna get everyone out and blow up this place?"

Supergirl scolds. " Goku be quiet. Can't you see Shi's hurting?"

Screw it I'm goin' back to the X-mansion. bein' back in my home country and at Weapon X reminded me of one thing, I'm better off alone.

Sunday, February 10, 2008


Movin' on.

Well ever since Ana has been decided to have do the horizonatal mambo wit' the Dark Night. I've been doin' what Rouge keeps callin' mopin' around and. So I decided tocall a frail fer a hook up ta make me feel a lil' better.

An' Wanda “Scarlet Witch " Maximoff was willin'. Maybe she was just glad ta be not with a robot, fer once or flamin' Wonder Man. Or worse Quicksilver "We've all heard those rumors not sure if they are true or not, Don't matter though she's still flamin' hot.

Though it's gonna be funny next time we X-men fight Magneto, and I let out this little tidbit. So I was feelin' pretty good . Didn't even mind Jean , And Storm blastin' each other at lunch. I go to watch TV. I laugh as Scott hits on a transvestite. Man now this TV show is flamin' comedy. When someone sneaks up behind I pop my claws and he yells “Holy knives from the knuckles! Batman! "

I stare fer a second. " Nightwing what the flamin' hell happened to ya bub?" he turned inta little kid strange.

“Um are you Wolverine?"

“Yeah you know that bub."

" I've never seen you before in my life mister My parner Batman said you wouldn't hurt me. " Well he's right there, after all the help he's given to Laura. " He wants to meet you somewhere neutral."

Probably wants ta rub it now that he stole my girl. “Yeah sure bub tell 'im I'll meet with him.”

The kid runs off and uses a teleporter to vanish. After givin' me the time and place O' the meet. Looks like I'm gonna make some Bat- Kebobs.