Monday, August 20, 2007


Ah Hell no!

The school session's comin' up. And ya know I gotta teach a bunch O' cryin' whiners how to survive in the dangerous world O' the X-men . Fun. Ya know what I could do with out it. I really hope I don't another Kitty Pryde or jubilee who wants to follow me around playin' sidekick.

As I was goin' through the list O' students I noticed somethin' off with two O' kids. Two were bein, put at the highest combat settings in the Danger Room. Not only that but they were first year students. This makes no damn sense .

Then I looked at the files . An' oh no! Hell no! Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Vincent Briefs?

Then I look up the other one and it's what I'm afraid of Vella Briefs?!

B..But they ain't mutants! They're half aliens! Worse yet their damned saiyans! Even worse they are my arch enemy's children (well since Sabertooth died.) No Way ! No flamin' way am I takin' this sittin' down!

I know Chuck is busy wit' Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator's Presidential campaign. But I'm gonna have ta disturb him. I ain't teachin' No Vegeta kids a damn thing!Bad enough another one O' them tried ta date Laura. But now they are comin' inta my home? Uh uh!

Thursday, August 09, 2007


Kids are freaky.

As was mentioned on Chuck's blog, I'm bein sued because some kid got all horny lookin' at one O' my comics.

What the flamin? The issue in question was number #55 (Shouldn't I be on about number hundred or 200 somethin' by now? Stupid marvel. ) Any way I read the issue I can't find one flamin' thing that was sexy about it.

What's worse they told about how I killed Sabertooth pretty much right but they said I was evolved from wolves or some crap. Fer the record I'm a mutant, just like every other mutant. I ain't evolved from dogs.

So after readin' that I called Marvel ta complain, and ya know what they told me? " You've fought Sabertooth like 500 times now. we wanted make this one more interesting Logan, So we took some creative licence.

" Ya mean ya lied." I growl.

After that they put me on hold. I threw the phone inta the halls. It bonked Angel in the head. ever since then he's been singin' I'm a little teapot.
I think I broke him.

Ok Back to the lawsuit seems some kid's mom caught 'im touchin' himself to the comic. And they are blamin' me. Sorry but it ain't my fault that our kid is a weirdo. I mean really what's so Flamin' sexy about this?

Whatever I'm callin' my lawyer. Freak kid ain't gettin' a dime offa me.

Saturday, August 04, 2007


I don't need this.

So what? I flamin' killed Sabertooth with a magic sword I had made to just in case I went too far one day. The bastard deserved it after all he's done. But some O' the X-men won't stop buggin' about it, Because he was "one O' us."

Ya know what? No . He wasn't. Even if he was it as like a flamin' week. Whatever so havin ta deal with this crap. This disgustin' pink thing jumps inta room and starts strippin'.

Then these fan boys started ran in, and started tellin' me how I could never beat Trunks Or Goku? What the Flamin? I there anybody watchin' the flamin gate? I mean How do these people get in?

Any way there is no flamin way I'm dealin' with this. i Called blink And got her to get rid O' them. I mean if Chuck can can constantly use her as a transport why Not I?

Ya Know I know Veg head sent those freaks. I'm gonna have ta think O' something' to get him back for that.