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The school session's comin' up. And ya know I gotta teach a bunch O' cryin' whiners how to survive in the dangerous world O' the X-men . Fun. Ya know what I could do with out it. I really hope I don't another Kitty Pryde or jubilee who wants to follow me around playin' sidekick.

As I was goin' through the list O' students I noticed somethin' off with two O' kids. Two were bein, put at the highest combat settings in the Danger Room. Not only that but they were first year students. This makes no damn sense .

Then I looked at the files . An' oh no! Hell no! Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Vincent Briefs?

Then I look up the other one and it's what I'm afraid of Vella Briefs?!


B..But they ain't mutants! They're half aliens! Worse yet their damned saiyans! Even worse they are my arch enemy's children (well since Sabertooth died.) No Way ! No flamin' way am I takin' this sittin' down!

I know Chuck is busy wit' Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator's Presidential campaign. But I'm gonna have ta disturb him. I ain't teachin' No Vegeta kids a damn thing!Bad enough another one O' them tried ta date Laura. But now they are comin' inta my home? Uh uh!