The best there is

Well'p We made it through another challenge sort of. I almost was turned into a flamin' zombie.

But besides that I got ta fight , an' that's what I want. Ok I'd rather just kill Vegeta. But Oh well I'll just make the best of a bad situation. Like snappin' the pic fer this billboard.

Not sure why Cyclops, and Angel changed stole monkey man's clothes. And gave him that monstrosity. Maybe that's how they like their men or somethin'. Weird as that was now the country can see Veg Brain's humiliation.

Ya know I kinda like these billboards. Well Not the Pink Wonder there. Chuck don't seem to be too happy with his either. The ones with me are great.


Well ok maybe not the one wit' me Cyke, and Carol, since that pisses off Ana.
But this one is my personal favorite.

Hehe That what Chuck gets fer havin' Scarlet Witch mess wit' my head an' turnin me girlie. Then sendin' me to psychopath Deadpool fer "manliness trainin'." I guess my healin' factor fixed the brain damage or something because one day I just woke up, and as myself, an got even with Deadpool fer abusin' me.

And that bill board shows my vengence on Xavier. Which makes it my favorite. Hehe.

What's that ya may ask? Well Easy I've finally showed the world one O' my hidden talents. I have unleashed my singin' voice on a unexpecting' world.

I'm pretty sure I'm now gonna be gettin' record contracts or somethin' Well If I can get the time wit' all my superhero work. Don't worry I'll still remember everyone when I'm in Hollywood.



Oh and ya might as well ferget it groupies My girl friend Likes bein' with girls behind my back and not Sharin' the The fun. So No. I'm taken.


Well I'm gonna train my voice. The whole way to the next pitstop.

I'm beginnin' to think Veg head has narcolepsy. He 's always sleepin' when we're in the car or somethin'. Also when he sleeps he talks like Bulma, or sings show tunes , like her It's flamin' weird. Though I have a sort O' respect for him after I found out he talked his wife into partyin' with Pantha.

Sadly I've gotten used to it. This Last challenge was loads O' fun though. We got ta sale some Lemonade , an I meet up wit some O' my fans. Some O' the chicks are pretty hot.

Then Vegeta got this idea to Kidnap Superman's clone Kon-El After learnin' the boy's name I now know who the big red S is when he's on his off hours Not that I'm really inta blowin'' people's secret id's. Kinda frowned on in this business.

Well unless ya happen ta be Tony Stark that is.

So we take the kid, and use him to distract the soldiers At the next challenge same a bunch O' scientists at The COBRA base. Then Short dumb, and saiyan makes as much noise as possible destroyin' their tanks, and planes.

Then The snakes show up en masse. Good I thought it was time to prove to these producers that When I say I'm the best there is that I ain't lyin'. I think I pretty much prove that.

The problem with these COBRA idiots couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. They ain't really what I'd call marksmen. Ya see just takin' out a bunch O' cannon fodder ain't enough. I gotta fight somone who seems like a danger to show off my skills.

My Healin' Factor can take care of any thing they can dish out so it was a little disappointing . They went down hard. After goin' through some fun interrogatin' with these twins with weird ass powers.

Along the Way I fight this ninja he was tough but just when I was about ta ace, him Vegeta knocks him out by backahnding him.


We find the egg heads. O' Course veg heads wife just has ta be one of em, Because Life hates me. So I get ta watch the two make out fer some time ugh! So Flamin' fun I get ta taste my lunch again ugh!


Yeah I admit I did hit on Bulma. It pisses Vegeta off. But weird thing she hates me. Ya know usually I can smell a little attraction when a babe acts like that toward me probably cause O' the feral mutant Pheremones I send off. They don't seem to work on this girl.

That only usually happens wit'certain types O' other mutants. Huh. It'd explain the hair color, but she has no powers that I can tell. Unless she's gotta Forge thing goin' on.


No matter though I get ta lead the scientists out wow fun . Well it did get fun When I slashed up some red dressed Cobras that actually knew how to shoot. Now that was satisfiyin'.

Un fortuantley I had after Vegeta gets to play the hero I have to drive everyone back . And Monkey boy, and monkey lovin' girl talk about me in Japanese.

" Ya know. I can speak that don't ya."

" We know Rodent. But the camera man does not know what we're saying." Vegeta Smirks.

Bulma flashes an evil smile " What good is insulting you when you can't understand it huh Ugly?"

Yup. I'm gonna kill 'em both one O' these days.

It looks like The Amazing Mutant Race Is gonna happen good thing too. Since I was goin' to tell CBS How I felt about that Personally. Lucky fer them I don't have too now. Though I have ta team With dumass Vegeta.

I was mugged by a freakin' Dinosaur man in Central Park. Someway I ain't sure of Veg head got the idea I was eatin the thing. Yeah I often tear my own shirt off jump in a pond, an' chow down on a freakin' raw dinosaur man.


Before all o" this mess The New Avengers had a meetin'. The Whole Civil War divided the team an' those divisions are still there. Hell I was surprised Cap didn't jump over the table , an beat the Hell outta Stark.


Here's the basics though Most of us just don't trust Tony, An' we really don't want him on the team. An' Sentry is followin' him around like a lost puppy. So It looks like he'll be gone.

From what I can tell it looks like there will be two teams O' Avengers . Not sure If I'll be on Cap's or not yet. Maybe I'll take a little off my plate an' just stay with the X-men, not sure yet. Well I gotta go or Veg head will never figure out any O' the clues to the race.