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I've fought The Hulk many times. Here's picture of the first time. I don't know what My home country's government was thinkin' with the mask on that costume .

Anyway he just destroyed the underground levels O' the mansion . Leavin' it totaled.
I follow the green freak on my bike. When he lands I jump the bike right into him.

He turns on me. " You should have quit while you were ahead runt!"

I leap at him. I duck a hay maker, I slash his abdomen. There's one thing I've learned when fightin' all the versions O' the Hulk . Ya don't get in close, until he's off balance . Then in my case ya jump outta the way. Fightin' hand to hand just gives big boy the advantage.

He keeps gettin' madder an' stronger. I keep dodgin' his mitts an' cuttin' him. Problem is he does that thunderclap and My ears almost bust He charges me and knocks hits me in the chest. I flew several feet away.


He looms over me the next second.


He pulls a tree outta the ground, I roll outta it 's way before it crushes me. I hop over his head, and cut into his back. He falls on me. Then when he rolls around he tries to grab me I bury my claws in his hands.

While he's reelin' I kick him in the teeth. Then Head but him. He slaps me away. At least I'm gettin' plenty of frequent flyer miles. He expects me to lie there and heal, He doesn't expect me to run at him screamin.'



Now I went back to hit and Run tactics. The only problem was he was gettin' stronger An' with that he was healin' faster, an was gettin' harder to hurt. " You've always been annoying Logan!" He growls. "Now your just in my way!"

" What do ya want with Chuck eh?"

" He and a couple of friends of his tricked me And sent me into space."

" yeah I wonder why? A calm and collected gentleman like you Hulk." He runs at me And I aim fer his eyes , he dodges and I end up puttin' a mark on his face. For a second all he does is glare. Then he says. " they think I'm dangerous? What happens when it's your turn? You think Xavier is going to back you up? No probably not in fact he'll probably help him self to that Japanese girl you've been seeing."


That makes me go into a Bezerker rage.


At this moment, That talkin' fox shows up an' asks me ta help him find Gaia. I had no idea where he came from, or how he found me All I knew was he distracted me long enough.

The green goof choke slams me. Then he punches me several time before finally holdin' up my body like a trophy.

One body slam later, all I see is stars, when those clear up[, I see a big green foot goin' for my face , then darkness.