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I was sittin' And drinkin' when Chuck'sVoice screamed in my head. " Logan ! I need something from you!"

" What is it this time Chuck?"

" I want you to kill the Henchman!

" What?"

" You Heard me! You kill people all the time ! I order you to kill the Henchman!"

" Yeah. Look Chuck Your just smartin' after the affair, now Ya don't wanna do somethin, you'll regret."

" Look Logan! Wait a minute.."Koma if this is another stupid plan were not interested in playing with you anymore. Go bug the Martian." Xavier snapped.


I run down the Hall To find Koma Flyin' The door into the Hallway.

"Get up slowly. You may look hot but you don't smell it." I threatened "Koma what're you doin' here? I thought I told you what I'd do if ya..."

Next thing I know I'm teleported. Damn Him I ain't warnin' him next time , I'm just carvin, fer cold cuts. When my senses clear from the distortion, I notice I'm in a bed. I glance out a window and see the words Capsule Corp. Very funny Koma.

The smell O' the person next to me is female but I'm still gettin' used to my surrondin's so it may be familiar, but I can't place it right yet. I remember that Parker's wife,Mary Jane was here.

My Eyes clear more Well she's got blue hair I see So It's Vegetable fer brains wife Eh? And I think she ain't wearin clothes. Well it never hurts ta look. What's with all the wrinkles? AUUUUUGH! May Parker!!



I was wrong That did hurt to look. I think I'm gonna be sick! I'd also better get outta here before someone discovers this ! Yuck!