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Cap got worked over pretty good by Stark, at the last battle . I unfortunately was uncoverin' corruption in Damage Control at the time. Not that I woulda been much help since They had a fake Thor on their side.


Shi has joined the Cap's Secret Avengers, along side me.


Well me An' Cap Showed up at the Mansion Ta tell Carol Danvers our side O' things She tried ta arrest Steve right off. I shut her mouth before anyone else hears us, or I thought I did.

Scott came lumberin' in an' I tripped him He koed himself on a dresser. So Now we had plenty O' time for Cap ta say his piece.