Monday, October 16, 2006
Slashin' the Bat!
| You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.|
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Well I'm glad I got myself there but it's a little weird that I got Pitor for second place, oh well at least it ain't Scott. Ana convinced me that we should go ta some kind O' lunch wit' Vampirella.
Now I ain't said this to her, but I don't like Vampi. When she was datin' Chuck it didn't matter too much, but then she dumped 'im fer vegeta's son. Well ya all know how I feel about that loser.
Well the good news was at least we went to an Asian place. Well the It was one O' those places where the guy cut up the steak super fat, and threw it at people. They were supposed to catch it with their mouths. Well this dude sucked at that.
He kept smackin' people in the faces with sizzlin' steak. I hadda to show 'em how it's done.
Iron chef eat yer heart out. As we talked I learned Vampi ain't that bad, a little outta luck when it comes ta lovers though. I guess Psycho, future version O' Vegeta's kid is probably the best one she's gotten. Though she don't trust' im since he joined up wit' SHIELD.
I bit my tounge on the saiyan subject, I mean I just got jumped by Prince o' all monkeys yesterday. I was glad we changed the subject to stories O' Kodiak. She told some embarrisn' things , an I told about how happy he was to be wearin' Justin Timberlake shirts the whole weekend. An' since they were Jubilee's they were about three sizes too small.
The laughter was cut short by a freak in a bat costume.
" Vampi I must have you!" he purrs through a droolin' mouth. " Mirai is dead. It's time for you to start over with someone new."
Ok I was startin' ta have fun here, and this millionaire douchebag. Decides ta mess wit' us? I could see Vampi, an' Ana both were pissed. I was even more pissed.
" Look Bub!" I growl. " The lady said she ain't interested, why dont cha go chase the Joker somewhere? He seems more yer type."
" Stay out of this little man!" he spits
Oh yeah this freak is cruisin'' fer a bruisin'. " Look get outta here before I show you what I do best."
He throws a straight kick that I easily block. He glares through that stupid pupiless mask. " What are you some kind of Wolverine wannabe?"
" Look here dumbass, I ain't no wannabe, though you'd think my hair would be the first clue. Some detective. I am Wolverine."
He starts laughin' I pop the claws.
" Convinced now jerk?" I grab him by his neck an' throw him out the main window. I take off my shirt, to reveal my ol' yellow an' blue costume. As I'm puttin, on the mask . Ana Says " I'll be right behind after I find somewhere to change."
" Sure thing babe I laugh. " but by the time ya get there he's goin' to be all cut up. "
As I'm runnin' outta the joint I think I see Vampi disappear, in a glittery light. oh well. She'll probably be alright. Batman ain't though.
Just so you know, he's actually a super-hero. Hopefully you two will put aside the testosterone and make nice.