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After the weird meetin' at SHIELD HQ. Me an' Parker had no where to go In tour investigation. well except Parker makin' jokes about how I talk. Iafter all the time I known the guy he still thinks I'm dumb as a rock.

" Alright smart guy, Ya just keep yukkin' it up. I'll go to the local waterin' hole."

" This isn't the time to be drinking Logan." he chides me.

I puff a cigar. " Nah . Bub. Where I'm goin' all kinds O' low lifes hang out. I'm just gonna beat on'im a bit get some in for some info Maybe Ya should go get yer Spidey jammies eh?"

" Like you can talk with that yellow and Blue monstorsity you wear."

" Yeah . " I laugh. " Ya gotta admit though The brown one was pretty cool."

He had no answer fer that one. sow ego to this dive that I know pretty well. An' O' course all the lunatics attack Parker first. Ok So I asked him to wer the costume to distract evreyone. Eh I knew he was strong enough ta fight off these losers.

I took out some O' the stragglers. I find my favorit stoolie Sal. " Well Bub We meet again."

" Whwhat do you want Logan. " World Peace An' a new paintjob on my Motorcycle. But I'll settle fer ya tellin' me about some people that dress like my friend there."

" I dunno know anything about that Logan."

SNIKT!

" Ok, Ok Some guy is paying a scientist from that whole Luthor evreyman project deal from a year back there workin' outta the Wein Claremont wahare house on the Wharf.

Well we gotta an idea where ta start. Hope parker ain't too sore Heheheh.