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The saiyans decided ta invade New York. Kinda dumb wit' all the teams we got here. but whatever I guess they don't know that. me . an' the X-men, that joined up wit' me found a particularly ugly one.

Yeah I slashed those cuts inta his fore head, too bad the damn thing has though skin like the damned super versions. Did I ever say I really hate saiyans? Well I do.

This one knocks me about a hundred yards away. Before Angel catches me. Laura freaks out and tries attackin' him. Her claws only cut the surface O' the skin, too, She dodges outta his fist's way. only ta be blasted wit the other hand. Bobby Freezes the ground makin' him slip.

He blasts Bobby. Shatterin' him. " Stupid Ice boy!" he grunts. Gambit tosses some cards on 'im then starts saiyin, " Uh sorry wee do not have to fight We can do other tings No?"

" Gambit! Stop hittin' On 'im!" I yell.

Before the alien can crush Gambit, Colossus. Slams into him. The saiyan grunts after he's punched in the face, his nose starts bleedin.' Then the saiyan Smacks Pitor into a truck.

" My Parents told me how ,much fun conquering was! I didn't believe them until now!"

" Well sugah! Yer party's!" over Rouge declares. Tryin' ta touch 'im an' knock him out. " Mah Power ain't workin'! "

The saiyan grins. " I Have my ki filed up girl whatever your trying to do won't work."

" How about this sugah!" She grins before punching him through a building.

The big freak jumps outta the hole and smashed her down. " you a strong female for a human, perhaps I'll take you fro a mate."

"The lady ain't interested Bub! " Seems he put his force down fer a second because I took out his eye with a claw. He slapped me away before I could jam it inta his brain though.


Jubilee takes advantage O' his confusion by blastin' fireworks in his good eye. then Rouge, an. Colossus Pummel 'im mercilessly Well until Bobby Drake reforms that is. " Hey ugly! This is for the Ice boy comment It's Iceman!"


He freezes ugly in his tracks fer real. Then Me an Laura jump up On colossus' Shoulders " Fast ball special Petey!" We both Slam Inta 'im claws extended shatterin' im."


" Hey! I didn't want to kill him !" Drake yells.

" This is war Junior! " I grunt. " Ya do what ya have ta do." After all O' the teams Beat back the saiyans we joined everyone else In takin' down there base. Looked like someone O' Hulk like power beat us to it.

After slashin' a few O' em. The fight ends an' now Veg head , and some monster saiyan goofy Lil' bastard are fightin' in some kinda duel. And fer some reason Bats Goes all emo And walks away.

Not really sure why I didn't see everything that happened I was up ta my neck in ugly smelly monkey men. Oh well Bats is just gonna miss th' main event. An' I just gotta better seat fer it.