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I was sittin' on the Couch watchin' my New Dirty Jedi Kriss Video. ( Thanks to Chuck , an' Henchman. Yeah I had ta do some dirty work, And steal some footage That Koma had of Chuck cheatin' In a challenge. While Laura, Nightwing, and Koma was defeating some weirdo called the Crow Queen. But hey it was worth it. )


The Phone starts ringin, No one gets the flamin' thing so I have ta dodge Gambit fightin' wit Jubilee for the last O' the stylin' gel, And pick it up.

" Logan?" Uh Oh. here's a voice I hadn't heard in a while.

" Ana?"

" Look Logan I know I we haven't talked since..."

" Yeah well these things happen Darlin' sometimes people just grow apart. I'm pretty sure ya didn't call just ta go over water that went under under the bridge so what's up?"


" A source of mine Has told me some old friends of yours The Foot Have reappeared in Gotham City." Oh great I just happen ta be enemies wit two ninja clans that just happen ta be named after body parts. " And he also says the Shredder is leading them." Damn Damn Damn! " Logan?"

" Yeah I'm still here, Thanks fer the info. "

" Your going after Shredder aren't you?"

" Yup. I gotta get even with Sakai. Thanks again." I hang up, get my costume and some weapons, and Go to my motorcycle. It's funny I thought I missed my chance ta shred up Shredder. Funny thing some witnesses say he was killed by giant mutant turtles, twice. Gotta love this city full O' weirdos, rather the witnesses or the turtles? who the flamin' hell knows.

Emma blocks me from leaving . " Without the Professor we need all the X-men here. "


I growl. "Gaia 's awake she can more than make up fer me."

" That's not the reason... "

" Look I gotta ta deal out some payback In the city O' the Big Black Bat. So If yer gonna stop me with a mind whammy do it now, because really I ain't in the mood. "

" Fine Logan go on your little revenge mission. But see if we help you next time you need us like when Mephisto took your wretched little clone. "

" Whatever." I grunt.

Headin' down the road I got nothin' ta do fer the thee or four hours it takes ta get to Gotham but remember why I wanna kill that punk. I hope Oruku Sakai really has made it back from the grave so I can put him back in it personally.