The best there is

Wanda teleported we to of all things a Shia'r ship. But oddly she was gigglin' about somethin'. “What is it?'

"I've been sending Chroma and Koma on a little side trip. All over the Earth."

I laugh. “I like how ya think."

Storm though not so much. “Stop wasting your energies!" Storm orders; bring our 'allies' here now!"

Cyclops Orders, “Let’s split up gang!"

“Mon ami we’re on a Shi'ar ship." Gambit explains.

“Yeah what's the point is splitting up if we can just go to the control room?" Iceman asks. “And why did you just sound like Fred from Scooby Doo?"

“You’ll do what I say!" Scott cries and runs off somewhere.
Storm rolls her eyes “Ignore that fool."

Meanwhile Wanda and Chroma Argue wit' each other. "I'm going to kick you in the head!"

“Wanda laughs.” You can try but will find yourself as Darkseid's new harem girl if attempt it."

Storm fires a thunderbolt between ‘em “Stop acting like children! We shall go to the control room and see if these Shi'ar can help us in our quest for the Professor!"

It turns out Lilandra was in charge O' this ship. An' O' course wit' her relation ship wit' Chuck she was more than willin' to help out.

Emma locks on ta Chuck's brain patterns and we find this ship that looks like a flamin' giant spider. While the Lilandra Demands Chuck's brain be returned to her we X-men sneak on board though Koma insisted this time he do the Portin'.


This weird robotic voice greets us. “Did you misanthropes truly think you could trick one of my intellect?" It was that weird brain in the jar and his babe with a very unfortunate haircut. “I knew you would try something like this while I was distracted by the bird people. Now face the power of my henchmen!"


Drake laughs. "What henchmen?"

“Pocket android henchmen just add water!" The Gun Chick sprays these capsules with water and they grow inta gigantic fighters. I pop my claws " Finally some action!"



I was tagged for a meme by Novy here it goes.


1. Ten years ago I was:

Wearin' A brown, and tan costume and bein' annoyed by Kitty Pryde and her Pitor crush.


2. Five Things on Today's To Do List

1 Avengers meetin'

2 Dangeroom trainin'

3 At least fifteen teamups wit' everyone from Spider-man ta to that Flamin' Power Pack.

4 Gettin' some new recruits inta shape.

5 Stuffin' Deadpool in that crate to send to Vegeta. He can annoy him for a while.

3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire:

Clone my self so marvel would qui sendin' in 50 places at once.

4. Three Bad Habits:


Smokin' cigars.

Fightin'

makin' fun O Scott

5. Five Places I've lived:

Japan.

Canada

New York

Madripoor

The Savage Land

6. Five Jobs I've had in life:

X-man

Avenger

coal miner

Samurai

CIA agent

Okay that's done who should I tag? Screw it I'm gonna throw down with some instant henchmen.