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Ya know this stuff really grinds my gears. Lady Death used the two halves O' Ana’s heart to bring two aspects O' her personality ta fight each other, Ana and Shi.

“Course The Samurai beat the Holy Hell Outta the art dealer."

“So faceless ya got any ideas?" I growl at Question.

“I only have questions not answers."

“Yer flamin' useful bub." I snort." Wait a second; did ya see the other Ana use any Qi moves?"

Ana Holds my hand, “Just go leave me here Logan! Save yourself!"

Question interrupts. “My studies suggest that one must be spiritually strong to use qi, I doubt a soul that is in servitude could do that."

“How do ya explain Vegeta, that boy ain't spiritually strong." I contradict.

“He’s not human either." The Question uh... answers.

“Darlin’ can ya use yer energy?" I Ask

Lady Death demands. “Can we get this over with? Are you lovebirds gonna to chat all day?"

Ana looks up. “I’ll try."

Shi, and Ana walk into the middle of the ring, Shi charges, and Ana Puts up her hands her an invisible energy wave knocks Shi into the wall. “Yeah that’s the way Darlin'!"



Question shakes his head as Lady Death uses a time out. “That’ll only work once Logan. Shi will know it's coming next time."

"Damn it." I mutter.

“You think you're clever Runt." Lady Death smiles. “Even if you somehow win you'll lose Round 3 fight!"

What the flamin does she mean by that?

I don't know why I listened to Vincent. When that saiyan boy said he was gonna set me up with someone he knew I thought maybe that hot Stark boy. Or maybe his really good looking older brother no instead I get flaming Inertia.

It's like sitting in a room with an octopus that gropes you at super speed. I will have my revenge Vince, and after I taught you how to dance. Hmm he could have been dumb enough to believe this was a good idea.

I was sittin' in Legacy's little HQ when grabby goes of to race that Young Avengers speedster I'm glad he's gone. I see Anthony Stark walk by. I get some nasty little thoughts there when I smell the youngest bat kid, well unless ya count that weird Damian child.

“Hey Cass. Ya like skulking around?"

“You... like him." She giggles.

“Yeah so? He's datin' a killer robot."

She shrugs " So what? I... haven't seen Sky in some time. Besides she was ... um wrong for him. You have to... um tried to get what you want... or you'll be sad. I had to keep fighting for Vince... and ... if someone else comes after him again... I'll fight them too, maybe you should try that? Or at least say 'hello'."

She walks off doin' whatever it is she does, but ya know she's got a point. I did nothing to get Hellion; I let HS go without a fight. Ya know Stark may not be worth a fight but I can at least introduce myself, and find out.


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I was seein' One O' my fantasies in livin' color right in front O' me. Ana was doin' the nasty with Lady Death. They were invitin' me but I was havin' a problem I dunno she had no mind O' her own.

Somethin' outta the corner O' my eye catches my attention. The faceless kook the Question. He holds up a hastily scrawled note saying “Don’t do it!" Yeah I guessed that, bub.

“There’s no way I'm forcin' Ana to do somethin' against her will sicko! Get ready to go to Throwdown City ya bitch!" I popped my claws.

Everything blurred around us and we where in some kinda arena oh hell now what?