Tuesday, September 16, 2008
My Amr pov
Ya know I love the Amazing Mutant Race. but this year once again, I am placed wit' Vegeta. And People think I'm psychotic? This guy is nuts.
So far he's used me as Wendigo bait.
His stupid yellin' made a whole pack O'em shows up. But does he have ta worry about it? Noooooo! He's a flamin' alien. They don't wanna eat him. Me on the other hand...
Worse than that when we finally catch a Wendigo he throws away a perfectly good moose that I killed ta eat. Ya know Veg head ain't the only problem. My daughter Laura is teamed wit' some weird kid who keeps droolin' over her.
Not that I like the Mini- Iron Man she's been datin' but c'mon he's another version O' Tony Stark, he'll move on when he sees the next pretty face. Ya know I ain't sure which one's girlier West or Vegeta's devil grand kid...
Oh yeah no contest...HS wins the girlie prize. Nay way now we got some network exec bothering us... " It's one thing you two destroyed the SUV , and the Android camera man we gave you... when the two of you get together you become even more destructive than normal that's why a human camera man wouldn't work with you, but did you have to burn down the forest and kill this Wendigo?"
"That Wendigo ain't dead bub." I explain.
“The two of you slammed a giant hole through its chest... you were told to incapacitate it not kill it!" He shows us the footage.
“Ya can't kill the damned things. The curse don't let ya go that easy. It'll regenerate soon enough."
He starts pokin' the body still chained on top of the SUV with a stick. “I wouldn't do that if I were you bub."
“There’s nothing to worry about..."
He's interrupted by the sound of "WEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDIIIIIGGGGGGGOOOOOO!!!!!"
The beast starts thrashin' around tearing up the SUV a little more.
“Okay! Okay! It's alive take it to the cage please!" The exec shouts.
Me, and the damned Saiyan drag the chained up cursed creature now all I can do is wait fer the judgment.
So far he's used me as Wendigo bait.
His stupid yellin' made a whole pack O'em shows up. But does he have ta worry about it? Noooooo! He's a flamin' alien. They don't wanna eat him. Me on the other hand...
Worse than that when we finally catch a Wendigo he throws away a perfectly good moose that I killed ta eat. Ya know Veg head ain't the only problem. My daughter Laura is teamed wit' some weird kid who keeps droolin' over her.
Not that I like the Mini- Iron Man she's been datin' but c'mon he's another version O' Tony Stark, he'll move on when he sees the next pretty face. Ya know I ain't sure which one's girlier West or Vegeta's devil grand kid...
Oh yeah no contest...HS wins the girlie prize. Nay way now we got some network exec bothering us... " It's one thing you two destroyed the SUV , and the Android camera man we gave you... when the two of you get together you become even more destructive than normal that's why a human camera man wouldn't work with you, but did you have to burn down the forest and kill this Wendigo?"
"That Wendigo ain't dead bub." I explain.
“The two of you slammed a giant hole through its chest... you were told to incapacitate it not kill it!" He shows us the footage.
“Ya can't kill the damned things. The curse don't let ya go that easy. It'll regenerate soon enough."
He starts pokin' the body still chained on top of the SUV with a stick. “I wouldn't do that if I were you bub."
“There’s nothing to worry about..."
He's interrupted by the sound of "WEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDIIIIIGGGGGGGOOOOOO!!!!!"
The beast starts thrashin' around tearing up the SUV a little more.
“Okay! Okay! It's alive take it to the cage please!" The exec shouts.
Me, and the damned Saiyan drag the chained up cursed creature now all I can do is wait fer the judgment.
# posted by Wolverine @ 8:56 PM 
