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Well it's X-mas time again, and fer a flamin' loner I sure got a lot O' people to buy for. My Son Daken who just recently reconciled wit' me. My daughter Laura, Jubilee, Kitty, a bunch O' other X-people who else?

Ok yeah Ana... Speakin' of her she's really pissed off at this years X-mas Card. I don't get it what's wrong with this?

Oh well we'll get it sorted out I guess , or maybe not. Either way Merry X-mas!