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I just got back from one of Vella's flamin' adventures. Her parents, along with her older brother, and sister went off to look another brother.. that family really needs to stop having kids... anyway they went to another dimension, and all have been missing since Christmas.

Chatterbox is doin' this to distract herself from the fact that some O' her family members could be dead, while her twin is "King o the saiyans " That won't end well.

Chatterbox had us lookin' for flamin' leprechauns. So we were trekkin' all over Ireland. When I finally say " Chatterbox I don't believe in leprechauns."

Wouldn't you know it one of the blasted creatures jumped outta no where, " maybe I don't believe in Talkin' Wolverine clones lassie who gallivant all around the Emerald Isle wit' a talkin' space monkey girl no less."

I stare. at the thing for a few minutes that feel like forever, when Vella shouts " get him!" with my hunting expertise, and her powers we were able to catch the thing.

" " You can never have me pot O' gold!" he shouts from a little green cage.

" I don't want that, do you have any Lucky Charms cereal though I'm pretty hungry." Vella grins as I roll my eyes.

Please don't kill me!" The little thing pleads.

" Kill you? I just want to take a picture with that's all."

So we spent days searchin' around the cold wet country to get this.

That stupid thing couldn't keep it's hands to itself either. It's just lucky it was fast enough to get away from my claws.

I finally get home, avoid some O' the other X-men. I go Into my bedroom, and find Thaddeus Thawne in there.

"Thad You're no Randy Orton stop doin' his pose." I Shake my head " I told you I'm not ready..."

" This isn't about sex Mademoiselle I the great Inertia have gotten you croissants from France, Swiss Cheese from Switzerland, and the finest Swiss chocolates. hell I even got some Cuban Cigars in case your old man shows up, if that don't work I have German beer, and whatever other delicacies my little dream clone desires is just a few seconds a way."

He whisked me to a somewhere on he mansion grounds that was a quiet little field. It was like a few seconds from my room to this place that was a normal 30 minute walk maybe datin' a speedster has it's benefits.

Especially when he acquired a pizza in thirty seconds. " heh I even had time to mess with that slowpoke Quicksilver." He grins.

Besides leaving every once in a while to torture Quicksilver with the fact that he's faster than him. Thad this was actually much nicer by the fact that Logan isn't around I wonder where he probably gettin' in a fight some where.


meanwhile...



The date was goin' well I was about to kiss Thad when this creature flew outta the sky, and screams " Laura! This is why you haven't called me? You dumped for the Bart Allen ripoff?"




" I'd be quiet if I were were you son of Vampirella!" Inertia smirks. " Not tuck tail and run before I get a little mad."

" I don't know what a Vampriella is," The devil boy explains. " The name is Eddie Bloomberg. Not that you don't know you, and your Titans East terrorists attacked me, and the other Teen Titans a while back I don't care if you're a member of Legacy or not you're still evil, and you trying to steal my girl proves it!"

" Ha ! A boy who sold his soul for super powers is calling me evil? Okay there Mister Pot this kettle is going to take you down at mach five." He cracks his knuckles " I may have made peace with my brother Bart but I still enjoy busting Teen Titan skulls."

I feel weird about fightin' another superhero, and this is familiar although I never dated him. I pop my claws and get ready to fight. " Ya ruined my date!" I growl.

" Laura" ... The devil whines,


" Let's go to throw down city bub!" I don't know what that means but maybe I shouldn't say things that dad says, but it seemed appropriate.

TBC In Legacy blog .

I can't beleive I'm sayin' it, but there's an actual good thing with the talkin' mouse thinkin' he owns the place. Yes he returned though after his time with Wade Wilson he's a bit different.

Deadpool has that effect on people. Now what's the actual good thing. Well remember when I said Psylocke, can't wear her revealin' bikini anymore? Now she has to wear this.

Well the good thing is Iceman has to get a real costume now. Ya see Drake has been runnin' around in basically his underwear for I don't know how long.

I didn't sign up with this outfit ta see half naked men all the time. it ain't so bad with the Beast since he's covered in fur, but Bobby well it's a little weird when he's un iced.

That's now a thing of the past he actually has ta wear a real costume now.

I don't care how much Mystique, or Gambit complains, fair's fair. If we guys can't see this.


Then I don't care about yer cryin' of no Bobby Drake paradin' around in his flamin' Underoos.

Well that was a good one Vegeta pulled on me throwin' me inta the sun I'm gonna have ta think of somethin' to get him back for that one... yeah I know should call it even... but The ol' Caknuckle head just don't play that way.

Any way this talkin’ mouse thing came into the mansion today actin' like it owned the place.

“Ha-ha! You know my company bought Marvel right? Well haha since you X-men have contracts with Marvel we're going to clean up your act!" It gleefully chattered in a high pitched voice.

“First we're going to make Psylocke wear pants!"

Noooo! the only good thing about bein' in the gold team Psylocke leadin' ya get ta be behind her.

That ain't a bad view, certainly makes up for with havin' to work with Quicksilver. Now the one good thing has been taken away from me!

Betts gives me a sly grin “Don’t worry Logan you can see all you want later tonight."

My eyes go wide wait Psylocke is inta me I ain't had no clue my mood goes slightly better.. Until the mouse commands “No dating co workers! Not after all of those Vanessa Hudgins nude pictures. Hahaha!"

This makes me pop my claws, and some blonde fairy pops up and turns 'em inta deformed candy canes.

" Gah! The Flamin’... I'm a gonna ..." Before I get the threat out Chuck tells us all telepathically that his half brother... or is it his step brother? I've heard two versions anyway the Juggernaut was stompin’ through Broadway.

And Chuck was sendin' the Gold Team to take 'im down. We take the X-jet to the scene... Psylocke comes up with the standard plan Night Crawlers distracts him so Gambit, can blind him with his cards, then Iceman , can make him slip up where i can loosen the bolts o on his helmet with my left hand claws that are still Adamantium ,then Rouge, and Beast will pull off the helmet and Betts will finish him off with her psi knife.

Well that was the plan until Mickey Yelled “No! All this violence will just create more violence I demand that you hug him!"

Psylocke Argues with him but he's adamant, and threatens to have us all replaced with the Jonas Brothers, and the kids from High School Musical, so we end up huggin' the Juggernaut turns out he don't take too kindly to that, nor did he really like the bad touch Gambit gave him.

So Juggs smacked us all around stepped on my head, and made off with an armored truck that had about 5 million dollars in it. Damn If the Mouse is goin' to do this with all of us the only Superheroes who are gonna be effective are those DC guys.

I can't stand to have that smug boys cout and his pals have one over on us. I decided to go ,and drown my sorrows at the local pub where I ran inta Molucule Man who owed me a favor I cashed it in and had him turn the peppermint claws back into Adamantium.


As I was about to enjoy my drink, that damned fairy came back.

She turned my beer inta apple juice. The mouse giggles “You have to be a role model! oh, and I had Tink turn all of your nasty cigars into bubblegum!"

Arrrgh! I hate Bubble Gum! At that moment I snapped and calwed Mickey Mouse in the head. He didn't drop he just stood there bleedin'. He started laughin' creepily.
“Ha-ha! I'm powered by friendship, and and happiness your metal claws can't kill me Hahahaha! Now you're going to start acting right or I'll..."


I didn't let him finish his sentence I grabbed him up threw him inna box took it to UPS, and had him sent to Deadpool, hey Wilson thinks like a psychotic cartoon, he might enjoy the Mouse, or find a way to kill him.


Either way I'm takin' up Psylocke on her invitation tonight, and I won't have to deal with that mouse again... I hope.

Ever since runnin' into that zombie Inertia, I've been sorta haunted by his ghost ya see I could see him whisperin' into the zombies era as strange as that sounds, then again evrey thin' when you're with the X-men is pretty flamin' strange.

Anyway he's nice to talk to after he gets past all the arrogance an' bluster. That , and he can’t touch me which always annoyed me when ever he I met him before.

He's pretty lucky I didn't claw him to death when he pulled that crap , but now after talkin' and realilizin' we're a lot alike, I wanted to help Vella bring him back which is how I ended up at the Henchman union sneakin' around with miss chatter box.




Ya see in that game show World's Strongest Henchman one of the challenges was to get the Dragon Balls. They apparently can grant almost any wish So here we were tryin' to sneak around while Vella was talkin' away about this , and that I guess with all the ten dollar words she knows she didn't have the time to look up "stealth".

" And when Nekron was defeated I gave the Black Lantern Inertia some of my ki to keep him alive..."

" Wait say that again." I can't help when Vella goes on, and on I tune out. sometimes I really can see why my Old Man doesn't get along with hers.

" I um helped the Black Lantern Inertia stay alive?" She questions.

"Damn it Chatterbox! Ya let a souless Black Lantern live? Those things eat people's hearts! Besides didn't a lot of them come from the dead for real?"

Vella shrugs " Some of them did, not all of them though and it looked Inertia was going to be one of the ones to die again."

" But if ya knew we were goin' for these Dragon Balls. It wouldn't have mattered if he was dead or not we'd be bringin' him back! For someone so smart you can be dumb."

She sighs “It was my fault he died in the first place I didn't want to see it happen again okay?"

I look down. “Yes I can understand that."

“What are you talking like Mister Logan?" She asks finally,

“What like you don't talk like Vegeta sometimes?"

“Bah! I do not!" She growls and gives me a Bulma face.

" Heh it's a good thing she's cute Inertia’s ghost quips. I grin. I think Batgirl's cuter myself." I smirk. Leaving a confused look on both their faces. Vella because she can't See or hear thad, And tad's at my comment. " thouh I wouldn't kick outta bed either..." I keep grinnin'

" Who are you talking to Laura? " Vella asks.

Before I can answer a bunch O' henchmen surround us yup all this jawin' attracted just like I thought it would. Some freak called the Gibbon attacked me.

he reminds me of a flamin' sesame Street character, I hated that show. I maul the freak, and barely dodge the Rhino who's flyin' past my head. Ya know I forget just how strong the Chatterbox really is I’d better keep on her good side. I don't wanna get ripped apart like her dad did to mine.

All the strong henchmen gang up on Vella I could feel pretty bad, escept well I get to take out a few and somehow Tombstone got captured by By a green teddy bear construct from Vella's ring it was ticklin' him for cripes sake.

“Tell me where the Dragon Balls are and the tickling stops." She says as she round house kicks some big guy called the ox.

" We used one wish, and sold the next one Hahahaha! We don't know where they are Hahahaa!" Tombstone admits. Too bad he wasn't lyin' either.

“Now what?" I ask the blue haired girl.

“Close your eyes SOLAR FLARE!" For a second she glowed brightly blinding' all the Henchmen, and grabbin' me we flew out of the building too bad I wanted to fight that Henchman guy my dad used to fight. ah well.

She takes something out of her pocket that looks like one of those old timey watches. As soon as she pushes a button it makes this pingin' sound. “The Dragonballs are about a hundred miles from her it won't be long now."


" If ya had that thing why didn't ya use it to find them in the first flamin' place instead O' fightin' with the Henchmen?" I growl.

“I thought I knew where they were!" she protests.

I just sigh . I see this ...thing in the skies over us.



“Uh oh Shenron's been summoned!" Vella gasps.

Before I can say anyting we're right next to thing. And we see her older brother standin' a few feet from the dragon but the guy has no scent.

“You’re my brother's Doppelganger!" Vella challenges.

“Oh Little sister I'm glad I get to see you one last time before I wipe out my own existence."

" Huh?" She asks Not that it matters he's bad, he's somethin' that can bring unlimited power that's all I need to know. I pop my claws, and attack he blasts me in the chest.

" Shenron! Hear my wish!" He shouts “I wish for you to erase Vampirella's and Mirai's relationship from the time line!"

" What that makes no sense!" Vella yells, and I agree with her.

“It’s the ultimate revenge on Justice! She'll remember the family she had but they won't! They'll see her a psychopath, and a pretender, meanwhile I'll never have existed because Mirai will never be disappointed he will never have a slut daughter! Finally Trunks, will never die in the fight with the Corru, neither will Bra, Vincent. Or Cassandra Cain! You won't have to have your life of exploring, and adventure taken away from you to be Queen of Saiyans Vel. I do this for my family!"


The dragon's boomin' voice yells " Your wish is granted!"

The Evil Mirai Laughs. “This time good has truly won! Bite on it Justice!"

And this wave of energy passes over us.And... Well I can't remember we were here fightin' someone for the Dragonballs but I can't remember who for some reason, All I know is those things are now flyin' off in different directions and somehow i get the feeling it's Vella's fault.

Not that I don't have time to yell at the chatter box Because the Phoniex flys in fron to us."

“What do ya want Grey?" I snort. I 've never liked this woman the way she leads on dad.

“I’m sorry to say your father's dead Laura, I just fished his bones out of the sun."

I don't believe it I cuss Jean out and next thing I know she teleports us to the x-mansion where all that's left is metal bones laying on a bed. My older brother Daken laughin, like this is some kinda comedy.

“Too bad I didn't do this my self ! I don't know whether to kiss Vegeta or kill him!"

I growl at him, and Vella I know it ain't her doing but still her dad killed mine!

“Um He's not dead." She smiles. His ki is strong, and getting stronger.

" Listen to the little bimbo." a way too familiar voice pipes in but it can't be Dad Chopped his head off. I turn around and it is Sabertooth.

" I'll take more that that to kill Logan Just like it'll take more'n my head bein' sliced off to end Ol' Vic." He looms over the Skelton. “Hey Jimmy I know ya can hear me when ya heal I'm gonna pay ya back fer the sword thing. I'm gonna slice up up yer little clone girl, then I'm gonna take out yer Nancy boy son, but not with all these X-men around naw I'm gonna wait tll I can get 'em alone ya can't watch them all the time Jimmy then I'll take ya down and beat on ya just like I used to it's gonna be a nice little reunion."

Then the weird thing happened to of dad's claws on his right hand retracted leavin' the middle one givin' Creed the finger.

Sabertooth laughs and glares at me “Maybe I'll visit that Devil Boy ya used to be sweet on Laura. Haw! Haw!"


What is he talkin' about? Maybe the time his head was off his body damged Creed's brain? I don't know any Devil Boy. Whatever he’s leaves laughin' at what only he finds funny.

Looks like I'm gonna have to be watchin' my back from now on.

After my little stint with the Exiles, I found Warren, Gambit, and Logan's degenerate Son all in bed together.So Obviously it's been over for me , and Angel for quite some time.

For the past few weeks I've been throwing signals to Wolverine , and he's either being coy, or he's too stupid to acknowledge it. he finally got out of that relationship with Kabuki Woman, and that nut Scarlet Witch, now he's flirting with some red headed alien on Some game show.

Worst yet he used Laura in his challenge. He seems to forget she's not him. I realize she's not in any physical danger she's almost as deadly as Logan himself.

No. What I'm worried about is she might go back to thinking she's not a person, when the only family she has left uses her as bait, and essentially a weapon she'll probably start regressing.


Her friendships with Dick Grayson, Pixie, Dust the saiyan kids, and others have helped her realize she's a person, and I've been trying to reinforce that during missions


That was before she told us all the Laura name... after a while she began imitating me which was kind of cute,



Kind of like the way she tries to imitate Logan's accent. I drove down to the Kirby Center to give Mister " I'm the best there " a piece of my mind. When I there I found a surprise, Guy, Abrams, and Dr. Austin Peters better known as the Henchman, and Captain Koma were contestants.

That explains why Logan didn't think before he acted somewhat he gets more competitive when there's enemies involved in something.

"What cha' doin' here Betts?" Logan smirks.

" I'm here to to tell you how you used that poor girl to lure drunks to you was way out of line Logan!"

" What none O' them touched her besides she can take care O' herself. "

" That's not the point, you were using her like Weapon X used you!" he stated cussing , and carrying on but it didn't take a telepath to figure out he got the point as he stormed off into his room .

Henchman starts off with his annoying "HAW HAW!" laugh. I enter his mind and let him relive his greatest trauma. " I don't care if you're the Prince of all Saiyans you're not going to AAAAH! My arm! My arm!" he screams.

Next I have a stare off with the the red head.



What on Earth is she wearing I grab up Laura by her hand " come dear we're going back to the mansion."

She was mostly quiet on the way back until i tell her. " you know you don't have to do everything Logan says. You didn't let any of those men touch you did you?"

" No. " She states. " I was just trying to help Wolverine."

" While that's good but not the best way to help him you could have helped him by saying no."

Finally she speaks up " Some boy told me I'm not a weapon."

" Well he 's right,weapons don't have feelings it's not that devil boy again is it?" I shared Logan's distrust of that boy, not because of the connection he used to have with Vegeta but because he had a rape power. Or as he called it temptation power whatever he reminded me too much of Mephisto.


" No. It was a walking dead boy. I'm thinking of helping him to not be a weapon either."

You know it it's telling of how my life is that hearing her talk about what I guess is some kind of ghost or zombie isn't the strangest thing I've heard. My life has just gotten way too weird.

Everyone seems ta think I'm flamin' depressed fer some weird reason. Yeah so what if Shi Vanished from the face O' the Earth. And so what if rumors have been going around about the the reason why includin' this one. Meh So what she's better off without the Okl' Caknuckle head in her life muckin'it up.

And now wit' Spring comin' around all the students are actin' like animals and are all kissy kissy. Especially the two half saiyan kids why are they in this school again? They ain't mutants. and they ring Bats here. The two legged vigilante kind that don't belong in this Universe.

Okay enough O' that rant. Chuck lets them stay here not much I can do. Anyway I ain't depressed because I sit in front O' the TV with cans O' pringles. I'm flamin' watchin' the end of the season O' my favorite shows.

So stop tryin' ta cheer me up already especially you Cyclops! He danced around in a pink dress. tryin' ta get me ta laugh. Or at least that's what he says... I think he'd come up with any excuse to dress in drag.

Others try it, and Psylocke is trying it. " Logan you're a bloody Warrior nt a couch potato What will it take to get you up huh?"

" Look Darlin' I ain't depressed leave me the flamin' Hell alone!" I shout.

" Don't lie to a telepath I got an idea I'll let you see my new bikini. In fact maybe I'll let you watch me change into it."

Wait what?

I jump at the chance I must admit this...

Is a whole lot flamin' better that the Summers sexually confused dance. This may wipe that memory outta my head.

Daiken led me to this base in Canada. I'm still thinking the boy is up ta Somethin' but I smell Laura in there. So I keep sight of the goal, and just remember ta keep an eye on Daiken.

We slash our way through a bunch O' security thugs, and Weapon X Robots the usual stuff.Until this kid popped up.

" Ah Daiken here on his quest to take over Weapon X I guess. Now this is a surprise that Wolverine is with him."

" And should I know ya Bub?" I ask. " besides the fact that ya like ta dress up like Wonder Man?"

I pop my claws , and he's on me in seconds tossin' me across thethe Hall. Daiken tries ta slash him, and smashed inta the floor I sneak up behind him while he's beatin' on Daiken , and slash his back.

My claws don't cut through his skin. I get back handed into a cage.
After healin' and my vision Clears I see who the prisoner Dr. Banner. How the Hell did They get him? Don't matter I know what they're gonna do wit' him make him a weapon .

I cut through the bullet proof glass, letting out tranq gas. Banner was confused as hell about being there.

" Wolverine? What am I? " He was interrupted by Wonder Boy

" You get back in your cell now!"

" Who are you? Where am I?" Banner mutters.


Wonder Boy probably does about the stupidest thing you can do when yer around Doc banner he pushes him. " Get back in your cage or I get rough!"

" Please don't make me angry you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Banner retorts.

" I don't like you now!" Wonder Boy Slaps him. And I get outta there I know what happens next an' it ain't pretty.



Daiken laughs " Why Are you running "pop"? he gets his answer in a few minutes when The Hulk Body slams Wonder Boy through the wall next ta him. The Wonder Boy does somethin' Unexpected. he fires some kinda blast outta his eyes. That looks like it it stuns the green giant fer like a second.


" Now Hulk Mad!" He yells punching Wonder Boy through the roof then turning his attention to Daiken. I run inta the next room before the Hulk recognizes me , I mean I don't mind throwin' down with the big green monster, but I gotta get Laura outta here so no time fer me ta have fun.


I track her scent down to the end of the corridor where I hear a huge ruckus I go in there expectin' ta see her bein' brainwashes Claws out but what i see is....



She fought her way out on her own I guess she's a chip off the Ol' Cankucle Head. " She looks me over " Why are you here?"

" Well ta rescue you but it looks like ya don't need it." Well I got ya an X-jet back home but we gotta get outta here before the Hulk levels the place. We cut a hole through walls. To the outside, and just as we leave the area in the X-jet the base collapses like a house O' cards.

I would worry about Daiken but since he's gotta Healin' Factor like mine , and probably some sinister motive I won't.