The best there is

After Messin' with Shi a little at her gallery, I drive home. An' guess who's the first to greet me? Cyclops sayin' I messed up his bike. I don't know how I could have done that since I've been, fighting Dracula, visiting the Oike Gallery , then the Hellfire Club.

I see the Wreakage an' smell Shi's scent all over it. Hahahahahaha! " Look Bub, that wasn't me now get outta my way!"

" I'm going to teach you to respect me Logan!" He says in a wat too high voice.

I spread my arms "I'm right here Scott, first shot's free. He looks at me then chokes an' says " Now is not the time . " Then he runs away. Wow that was... intrestin'. I walk into my room ta find Fred the Fox drinkin' my beer.

" uh oh. " he said. " What are you going to do?"

" Nothin' I think the hangover your gonna get is punisnment enough, now get out!"I Start to drift off to sleep, when the Elf telports in. " Mein Freund you have to hide me! Hudson is outside!"

I look out the window and see this.




"What the Flamin'! Why is he dressed like that?"

" Maybe he is how you say drunk."

" That'd be the only reason for that. !"

I tell Kurt to hide in the Dangerroom. Then I walk down the satirs and watch Charlie, show Hudson what a kid between the two would look like. I decided this was enough of this I walk up to him an' say. " Um Bub, Kurt or Nightcrawler is a man. "

His face turns a shade, then it gets a pretty funny expression " Uh I gotta go.... yeah. " As he walks away I hear him whisper" Oh Game over man." Well Kurt don't have to worry about that no more. Now maybe I can get some sleep.