Friday, April 27, 2007

 

X-23: My first mission as an Outsider.

So 'Wing wants me in this Outsiders group Eh? Ok I'll give it a shot. I dunno, But my little trip ta Hell seemed to up my,along with Nightwing's trainin' upped my confidence.

Though The Boudakai killed any relationship I had with HS. Maybe it's better any way. So a couple O' outsiders were playin' Jenga.

I watched ' em kinda bored. grace yelled out what I was thinkin' " When does the action start?"

" They'll be here!" Boomer reassures. " Now calm down It ain't like we're dealin' with geniuses here. "

I growl I fought that sex bot before she's deceptive. Though I haven't fought her as much as Logan has.Then she busts in on the on us with a big girl , big as in tall, who for some reason smells like a flamin' gorilla.

'Wing is mesmerized by the walkin' love toy , Why ain't I surprised? She stats yellin' at Boomer , callin' him a traitor and all kinds of fun words that well I usually hear comin' from Logan's room and that Shi Woman.

It's kinda funny that Lin Said somethin' about liken' Boomer. Sorry chick But unless ya gotta S on yer chest, and are Blond , And wear the tiniest skirt known ta man ya likely ain't gotta chance.

" Hey! Love doll! " I challenge " Remember me?"

" The nasty little she Wolverine? yeah I remember ! And I'm not love doll! I'm just an artificial person. "


" Yeah An' I ain't a clone I'm an artificially made person. Cut the PC crap!"

" EWWW!" the robot exclaims. " Your even beginning to talk like that runt now. But this is important I have to stop this power plant from being built."


I charge makin' her think I'm gonna attack me old way when she throw a punch i dode goin' fer her innards with my claws,I jump over a kick that would likely take my head off And try a few more times to claw her, Damn It can't get more than a nick or two on 'er. She's inhumanly fast.


Finally she gives up on fightin' me and zaps me with some kinda laser in the chest. I crawl inna corner until My Healin' factor kicks in. I open my eyes when the machine I'm sittng by is torn out by ape smellin' girl.

" You tried to hurt my friend now I'll hurt you! She made the mistake of puttin her face right next to me. Which I obligingly slashed for her. She holds her face Slammin' her big head into the roof.


She tries stompin' me ,and I leap outta harm's way. Do a cartwheel, and jump back after her when I land I cit her Achilles, tendon makin' her hobble around before Grace takes her down with her super strength.

Next I hear this all to familiar "Voip! " turn ta see some girl I don't know, Captain Koma, And Henchman! What is this flamin' ol' home week? Who's next? Magneto? TX?

Comments:
Hey, I'm male. Pretty things catch my attention. Oh you forgot to mention, unless you've got a blue V on your chest you haven't got a chance with the chick who has an S on her chest, blonde and wears the tiniest skirt known to man.
 
The Outsiders? That's not one of those cross-over groups is it? Nothing good ever comes of that. For some reasons it always seems to inspire the super-villains to team up.
 
Nightwing may think with other parts of his anatomy more so than his mind. But at least his has a motivation to fight evil.
 
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